Pig teammates
Because everyone was playing hard, the director team, who had prepared a lot of commentary, was completely useless.
Even Director Han discovered that Chu Yuan didn't need them to use a backdoor. Just this dunk was scary to watch.
When the needle hit Han Xiaoyan's head, Director Han almost thought it was his own head that was hit.
I mean, it's pretty scary.
The water volleyball stage finally ended. Director Han wiped the sweat off his head and immediately announced the next stage.
In the end, the Chuyuan group won with a slight difference of two points in the total score.
"Yeah!" The happiest person was Su Yilan. She made a face at Han Xiaoyan.
So what if they have Zhu Yan? They have Zhu Yan’s wife!
By the last few rounds, they all felt that Zhu Yan had not tried his best. As for the reason, everyone knew it clearly.
Only Han Xiaoyan knew the reason but tried to brainwash himself by pretending not to know and asked Zhu Yan, "Brother, you could have caught that ball at the back, why didn't you catch it?"
"Brother."
Just as she screamed, she was silenced by Zhu Yan's big hand, "Where's Director Han? Hurry up and catch your clucking rooster and stew it."
Director Han, “…”
Others, “Hahahahahahahahaha.”
The second stage is the water competition, which starts with a relay race. Two groups start from the same starting point on the beach and board the floating bed on the water.
The first person sent out by the Chuyuan group was Su Yilan, and the first person sent out by the Zhuyan group was Zhao Luoyi.
Zhao Luoyi is also very good at water skills and climbed up very steadily. In comparison, Su Yilan almost got stuck at the first step.
The battle was initially hindered and it was not easy to get up. The next step was to kneel on it, but I narrowly avoided falling down.
But she was also smart. She just crawled all the way over in this posture, and was actually faster than Zhao Luoyi who was walking forward cautiously on the other side.
The first person to arrive at the center of the ring was Zhao Luoyi, who took big strides. Su Yilan wanted to climb onto the ring, but Zhao Luoyi pushed her mercilessly and she almost fell in.
【Hahahahahahaha Zhao Luoyi is also a ruthless person who doesn't talk much.】
[This is what makes gaming fun! I want to see this kind of fighting.]
【Su Yilan is so funny, hahaha.】
The second before Su Yilan fell, she hugged Zhao Luoyi's legs.
She may not be good at other things, but she is very good at pestering people. The worst that can happen is that both of them will die. No one can get away with it.
The two men tangled together and the second leg began.
The second group to set off was Chu Yuan and Tong Yin.
Without giving anyone time to react, Chu Yuan reached the ring in a few steps on the water as if he could fly.
Looking at Tong Yin, they had already arrived, but she was only halfway there.
Tong Yin: …She said she couldn’t go with Chu Yuan! !
Chu Yuan, who arrived at the ring first, raised his hand to separate the two people who were entangled with each other. He grabbed Zhao Luoyi's leg with one hand and Su Yilan's leg with the other hand, and tore them apart directly, as fiercely as a beast.
Han Xiaoyan couldn't help but exclaim, "How scary."
It's really scary, like a tiger coming out of the mountains.
Thinking that he might face Chu Yuan in a while and might also suffer the same thing, Han Xiaoyan silently retreated behind Zhu Yan.
Originally he wanted to be the third one to go, but now it seems that forget it. Whoever has the woman should take care of it, and he can't do anything about it anyway.
Zhao Luoyi was about to be pushed into the water when Tong Yin finally arrived. She hugged Chu Yuan's waist from behind and refused to let go, trying to restrain her.
But how could Chu Yuan be controlled by others? He immediately let go of the two salted fish in his hands, and when Tong Yin was not paying attention, he hugged the person behind him and dragged him to the front.
"In that case, you can go first," she said.
"No." Tong Yin said weakly.
A wave hit and the entire table was shaken.
Zhao Luoyi took this opportunity to push Su Yilan, who couldn't hold on to anything, down.
Since there was no one from his group on the stage, Chu Yuan had no worries and finally exploded. He raised his hand and pushed the remaining two people off the stage.
Zhao Luoyi and Tong Yin didn't react at all and were still dazed until they were pushed into the water.
Who can tell them what just happened? It was quite stalemate, how come it was over in just one or two seconds?
Su Yilan was originally quite disappointed because she was the first one to be eliminated. But before even a minute had passed, two people came down to accompany her. She was so happy.
"Long live!"
It feels so good to be carried away, she loves Chu Yuan.
[Is this absolute strength? Too terrifying.]
[Those two were stunned, hahahahaha. ]
[Everyone would be confused, but the way Chu Yuan bared his teeth when he was exerting force just now was so cute.]
The directors checked their stopwatches. It was only two minutes old, and it was already over. It wasn't even time for the third group to depart.
It was the assistant director who reacted first and blew the whistle to start the journey.
The third group, Fang Zhou and Zhu Yan set off.
At this time, the wind and waves on the sea became stronger. The two arrived almost at the same time and fell on the platform with a bang, which scared Chu Yuan, the only one still on the platform.
Su Yilan, Zhao Luoyi and Tong Yin, who were at a great viewing spot, watched helplessly as the two men fell flat on the platform at the same time due to the impact of the wind and waves, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
“Hahahahahahahaha.”
At this moment, winning or losing was no longer so important, and the tragic situation they had just been pushed down was no longer important, because two people who were even more embarrassed had replaced them.
Of course, these two people are good at pretending, and they quickly adjusted their facial expressions.
As soon as they stood on the stage, the fight started. Chu Yuan looked left and right, feeling a little embarrassed.
Well, one is the man she likes, and the other is her teammate. What should she do? The little panda is very conflicted now.
"Chu Yuan." Fang Zhou shouted. He was now at a disadvantage against Zhu Yan and needed Chu Yuan's help. "Come on, don't forget that if you win, you can eat first."
Chu Yuan, who was called, immediately went into combat mode, threw himself on Zhu Yan's legs, and tripped the leading actor with one sweep.
I'm sorry! Winning is not as important to men as eating!
Zhu Yan was dazed when he was tripped. The image of Chu Yuan lying obediently in his arms last night flashed through his mind, and he fell silent.
Very good, the woman he likes is so fickle and has two faces.
What else could he do but like it more.
With Chu Yuan's joining, the situation became one-sided.
Seeing that Zhu Yan was about to be taken down by two people, the fourth group set off.
Han Xiaoyan rushed over like a mad dog that had just been released, shouting, "Brother Zhu Yan, hold on! I'll be right there!"
When he was still some distance away from the platform, he pounced directly and pressed on Fang Zhou, and underneath Fang Zhou was Zhu Yan.
"Puff." Zhu Yan almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Qi Yu, who arrived later, was afraid that someone would be killed, so he wanted to grab Han Xiaoyan, but Han Xiaoyan fought back hard.
Su Yilan, "If you don't get up, your brother Zhu Yan will be crushed to death by you."
Zhao Luoyi, "You look like a rocket launcher."
Fang Zhou said, "Han Xiaoyan, get up right now. You're crushing me to death."
Han Xiaoyan turned her head away proudly, "I won't."
In the end, Chu Yuan had to use brute force and let Qi Yu go to the other side to pull Zhu Yan's legs, while he only pulled Han Xiaoyan's back with his hands.
“Wow.”
“Wow.”
Two exclamations came simultaneously from the platform and from the water.
Chu Yuan just used his two hands to pull Han Xiaoyan up. Yes, he pulled him up, at least one meter above the ground.
If the clothes were not of good quality, Han Xiaoyan would be naked in front of them.
"I was wrong, I was wrong." Han Xiaoyan screamed in fear. If he had known he would be treated like this, he should have stopped while he was ahead.
Now there is no one speaking for him, everyone is just there to laugh at him.
【Haha ...
[You can pick on anyone else, so you have to pick on Chu Yuan.]
[No, no, I have to suppress Zhu Yan, hahahaha.]
Zhu Yan, who was originally being pressed down, felt lighter and instantly turned into a leisurely old man, with one hand on his head as if watching a show.
Han Xiaoyan cried out for help like a pig being slaughtered, "Brother, brother, save me."
Zhu Yan turned a blind eye and even increased his firepower, commanding Fang Zhou and Qi Yu, "You two go and help."
Don't tire out his girlfriend's arms.
Fang Zhou and Qi Yu stepped forward, and the three of them worked together to swing Han Xiaoyan out.
It was like a dream. I was still very moved even after waking up for a long time. The moment Han Xiaoyan entered the water, this line of lyrics floated through my mind.
It was only a few minutes ago when he was full of energy and enthusiasm, but it seemed like more than two years had passed.
He even felt like a philosopher and began to lament that life was so fleeting.
Only Fang Zhou, Qi Yu, Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan were left on the stage.
The three people stood in front of Zhu Yan and tried to negotiate, "Do you want to go down by yourself or do we help you push it down?"
Zhu Yan obediently slid into the water by himself.
He can handle this kind of thing himself and not bother his wife.
After this game, it’s time to reach the final individual station.
The last three people standing have two chances, which means two lives.
The first one to defend the ring was Chu Yuan. In order, the first one to challenge was Su Yilan, who was eliminated first, followed by Zhao Luoyi and Tong Yin.
For these three people, Chu Yuan took less than a minute to defend the ring.
Give them three sentences each.
The first sentence is: Go away; the second sentence: Why don’t you all come together; the third sentence: Go away.
Use the left leg, right leg and one hand respectively.
At this time, Han Xiaoyan was still in the mood to explain: Did Chu Yuan use judo to push them down? Chu Yuan actually knows judo.
In response, Zhu Yan said, "She simply relied on brute force."
Han Xiaoyan: …I don’t understand the world of the strong.
【Hahahahahaha, just relying on brute force. Otherwise, how can they say family understands family?】
[It's hunting time. Even the three of them together can't take down Chu Yuan.]
[Han Xiaoyan, you're still laughing, but you'll be in the same miserable state soon.]
The next three people, Han Xiaoyan, Qi Yu and Fang Zhou, also suffered the same torture.
Men are like this, they want to challenge again after every beating. For example, each of the three of them has been beaten, but they are still eager to try before starting.
Everyone who stepped forward had a little confidence, like Han Xiaoyan, but he was hit in the eye and fell into the water because he lost his balance.
For example, Fang Zhou and Qi Yu didn't want to use force at first because the other party was a girl. In the end, they couldn't twist the other person's thigh even with the strength of a cow.
Of course, there is happiness too.
Chu Yuan carried out his double standards to the end. He was very gentle when facing Zhu Yan, which made Han Xiaoyan very angry.
You guys! Just play games! Why are you being so clingy like a couple?
I hate everyone in this world. At the end of the game, the most excited people are still the audience.
[Look, I said Han Xiaoyan would get the worst beating.]
[Hahahahahahahahaha, I counted, Han Xiaoyan was hit a total of 28 times in these few hours.]
From the first stage to the end, the game lasted a total of two and a half hours, and Han Xiaoyan was beaten continuously during these two and a half hours.
Is it a public vendetta or a personal one? (thinking face).
I don’t know, but everyone is happy.
Combining the two stages, the first few to eat were still Chu Yuan and Zhu Yan. Han Xiaoyan was very dissatisfied and argued with the director team, saying that they should have a fourth and fifth place to eat like before.
It's been twelve days, can't the directors see that these two are dominating the pack?!
Director Han said that he also wanted you to dominate, but you don’t have that ability! !
I have to say that the breakfast we fought over was rich and delicious.
There were many styles to choose from for the top three, and when Chu Yuan was enjoying his meal, he heard the inhuman director speak again.
"Everyone, please have a good breakfast, because from now on we won't be providing lunch. You won't be able to eat until the end of the night."
After hearing this, everyone started picking up their chopsticks several times faster than before.
Even if the emperor comes, he can't stop them from eating. They eat green leaves, too!
**
After dinner, today's mission begins.
Director Han said, "Given everyone's performance this morning, you all seem to be quite cooperative within your groups. Let's continue with this group."
"It can still be divided into two stages. The first stage is the tortoise and the hare, and the second stage is the cat and the mouse."
The so-called tortoise and the hare race is that two groups play the roles of the tortoise and the hare respectively, and they can choose the tortoise and the hare to play the game, but who can tell whether the ghost or the hare is better.
The decision started with the scramble for boxes. There were a pile of boxes placed around the eight people, all with the same packaging but different sizes. No one knew what was inside.
When the whistle blew, Han Xiaoyan was the first to rush out. However, when he arrived at the place and faced with so many boxes, he felt like he had no idea where to start.
He stared blankly at Su Yilan, who came up from behind and snatched the box from under him. It was obvious that she was doing it on purpose. "Han Xiaoyan, what are you staring at?"
Han Xiaoyan looked at the box in her hand, then looked at the ground, and suddenly understood how to play this game.
So before anyone else could react, the game, which hadn't officially started yet, suddenly turned into a battle for boxes between the two groups.
Anyway, we don’t know what’s inside, so we just grab it and have fun.
Compared with Han Xiaoyan's openness, Chu Yuan was much more sneaky. When she picked up the box, she shook it a few times to feel how much stuff was inside. Once she felt it was heavy, she would go around and secretly give it to Zhu Yan's group.
The four people charging in the front were Han Xiaoyan, Su Yilan, Fang Zhou and Zhao Luoyi. The initial battle of grabbing boxes had immediately turned into a battle of throwing boxes, and the boxes were aimed at people's faces.
Fortunately, the boxes are all soft-packed, so it doesn’t hurt when they hit people.
[Who knows, I actually have so much fun just playing with boxes.]
[This group of people really don't play by the rules.]
[Look at my director's worries]
The camera also gave a close-up to the director team. Director Han’s wise head seemed to say: Why did it turn out like this? Who am I and where am I? The people filmed in front were not the guests, but his ancestors.
Finally, this "farce" was over. Han Xiaoyan played the most happily, thinking that he had made an outstanding contribution to the team. However, when he turned around and looked behind Zhu Yan, he saw boxes stacked almost as high as a tree.
Chu Yuan sat on the tree. Qi Yu from below threw boxes to her, and she put them on Zhu Yan's pile.
As for Zhu Yan, he supported himself on the tree with one hand, looked at Chu Yuan with a smile, and reminded her to be careful from time to time.
Tyrant ruler, these two words immediately appeared in Han Xiaoyan's mind.
Director, look, even though the country is about to be destroyed, Zhu Yan is still here playing the role of King You of Zhou to win the smile of a beautiful woman.
Finally, the director team made a temporary decision based on the current situation that each group could choose a few from the boxes they received.
Otherwise, some groups (Zhu Yan's group) simply have too many boxes.
Originally, not all the boxes they gave could be used, so they had to be taken.
The Tortoise and the Hare race is divided into sixteen grids. You can move forward only after completing the tasks in each grid. If you have a treasure chest with the same number as the point, you can open the box and use props to help complete the task. The team that reaches the finish line first wins. The points for each round are determined by throwing darts.
There are two dart boards, one for the rabbit team and the other for the tortoise team.
Through their performance in the hot-blooded game, the beginner group was given a choice, and they chose to be the Rabbit Team.
The tortoise team only has targets 1 and 2, while the rabbit team has targets 3456.
The one who threw the dart was Qi Yu. Chu Yuan asked him to try to throw 2, but as expected, he missed the target.
Han Xiaoyan, "Hahahahahahahahahaha."
Finally, Qi Yu went to shoot and scored 5, while Han Xiaoyan scored 2.
The rabbit team advances 5 squares and the turtle team advances 2 squares.
Each person set off carrying two or three boxes. The journey was quite long, so yesterday's bicycle was reused.
When passing by the Rabbit Team's car, Han Xiaoyan's evil thoughts came to his mind again. Zhao Luoyi attracted the attention of the Rabbit Team in front. Han Xiaoyan took away a box while they were not paying attention and hid it under the nearest big tree.
A seamless process.
Chu Yuan turned around and found that a box was missing. No doubt it was stolen by Han Xiaoyan.
She approached the Turtle Team's car and used the turtle's method to fight the turtle, but she did not hide. When Han Xiaoyan came over, she used force and threw the box into the sea.
Then he rode his bike and led his team away.
What a joke! They have to hurry up and complete their mission, why would they just waste time here?
Of course, before leaving, she did not forget to comfort her boyfriend, winked at him, and patted the back seat of her bicycle.
Some things don't need much explanation, both parties can understand each other's meaning.
Zhu Yan immediately sat in the back seat and ran after Chu Yuan.
By the time Han Xiaoyan picked it up, Team Rabbit had already escaped, taking Zhu Yan with them.
They got a box, but lost Zhu Yan. Han Xiaoyan almost wanted to cry and asked Director Han, "Aren't we just divided into two groups? How can we play it like this?"
Director Han spread his hands and said, "I can't control it, I really can't control it. Just let them play by themselves. There are no rules."
Because of the need for communication, everyone has a pager.
Han Xiaoyan called Zhu Yan and asked him why he wanted to leave.
Zhu Yan smiled and said, "Well, I am an ambitious turtle."
After walking with Chu Yuan, I feel that life has become brighter.
Fang Zhou still sighed, "It's quite timely for you to have such an idea in that team."
Han Xiaoyan also heard this and shouted, "What are you talking about Ark? What happened to us..."
A string of words in a row caused Zhu Yan to hang up.
[I am dying of laughter. There is actually such an operation. 】
[Where there is Chu Yuan, there are also rules, hahahahaha. ]
I just like this kind of unconventional variety show. Zhu Yan is following his wife.
Han Xiaoyan squatted on the ground, doubting his life. Zhao Luoyi was still discussing with Tong Yin, "Why don't we go over and rebel too?"
Han Xiaoyan sternly rejected her offer, "No, the three of us also want to live well!"
There are always villains who want to harm me, and I cannot surrender.
Now the name of their group is: Empty, Lonely and Cold.
At the same time, the Rabbit Team arrived at Mission Point No. 5. The lawn made of flowers looked like a small wedding in the wild.
The staff waiting here explained the task they needed to complete: "We are going to perform a beauty massage and we need six of your leg hairs."
The five people looked at each other. As expected, even if there were no physically demanding tasks today, there were still tasks that were harmful to the body.
In response to this, Zhu Yan took the initiative to say that he could rescue himself. After all, he was the one who had turned from darkness to light, and this mission was his token of loyalty.
But Chu Yuan felt that this was not possible. She already had a plan in mind and asked the staff to wait a moment.
She pulled Zhu Yan and rode the cart to the second mission point where the Turtle Team was located.
Before leaving, she asked the staff for a roll of tape, which she now hides behind her.
When Han Xiaoyan saw the two people coming over, his first reaction was surprise. Could it be that Brother Zhu Yan left not to escape from them, but to bring Chu Yuan back?
If that was the case, he could barely forgive the behavior that had just hurt him.
"Hehe." Chu Yuan couldn't help laughing as he observed Han Xiaoyan's expression.
This kid, why does he seem so gullible?
Zhu Yan had no idea what she was going to do, but now he seemed to understand a little bit. He said to Han Xiaoyan, "Have you completed the mission?"
Han Xiaoyan shook his head. At this time, he still had some expectations for Zhu Yan.
Chu Yuan popped his head out from behind Zhu Yan. "Well, I came here to join you. Zhu Yan successfully persuaded me."
Han Xiaoyan looked at Zhu Yan, who looked normal, then at Chu Yuan, who was smiling, and smiled proudly, "Of course! Our team is the bright one!"
That’s right, you have to bring your wife back instead of letting her be abducted!
"But I came here to make a request, and you have to help me fulfill it." Chu Yuan directly stated his request.
Han Xiaoyan glanced at her warily, feeling that something bad was going to happen, but the allure of a strong man joining the team was too great, not to mention that if their team really had Chu Yuan, he would be able to make a fool of Fang Zhou.
"What?" he asked tentatively.
"Stretch out your legs." Chu Yuan smiled. Just looking at her facial expression, you wouldn't think she had any bad intentions. She still smiled so innocently and obediently.
He just stretched out a leg, and Han Xiaoyan was completely defenseless.
The screen was full of comments like "Don't stretch, don't stretch", but of course he couldn't see it.
"What are you doing? Ah——!" The pig-slaughtering screams resounded through the sky.
[I told you not to stretch it, you idiot.]
[Just wait and see what good things can come from the union of Zhu Yan and Chu Yuanyi. Han Xiaoyan, how can you still be so naive after twelve days?]
This story tells us that the strong are always respected everywhere, so Han Xiaoyan's sacrifice of his life was in vain.
【Hahahahahaha the previous summary is very good.】
Chu Yuan picked up the tape that had stuck to his leg hair and said to Han Xiaoyan with a smile, "Thank you for your contribution."
Han Xiaoyan hadn't reacted yet. He touched Siha's leg, which was in pain, and asked, "What?"
The next second, he saw the two people who had originally come to him run away swiftly. Chu Yuan's voice filled the air, "I'll go to the Rabbit Team and be your undercover agent for a while!"
What the hell is this undercover? Han Xiaoyan just felt like he was being cheated.
Zhao Luoyi and Tong Yin, who had watched a good show, sighed in the back and looked at each other, seeing the helplessness in each other's eyes.
What is a bad teammate? Answer: Han Xiaoyan.
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