Chapter 659 It can't be this vicious
Tang Wan'er was full of questions. "Walk back? It takes almost an hour to drive from our house to here. Wouldn't it take until dawn to walk back?"
"There's nothing I can do. Ling Junhuai took my car keys, and my phone is still in the car. I just don't understand, what does his argument with Shen Kun have to do with me? Why did he drive away in my car without leaving his own car keys?"
Tang Wan'er hadn't expected this to happen, and found it inexplicably funny.
Tang Wan'er knew how to pick locks, but unfortunately she didn't bring any tools. She couldn't very well just chop the car open with her bare hands...
"I can't possibly walk back with you, but we can stay out here tonight!"
"Staying out overnight?" Fu Yanzun looked at Tang Wan'er suspiciously. "You don't mean to make me sleep on the streets, do you?"
Tang Wan'er suddenly smiled mysteriously, giving him a meaningful look, "Yes, that means sleeping on the streets!"
Tang Wan'er looked around to make sure there was no one nearby and no passing vehicles, then suddenly hugged Fu Yanzun tightly around the waist and said to him, "Hold on tight!"
"I'm not responsible if you fall!"
Before Fu Yanzun could even react, he felt a sudden lightness in his body, and he was lifted into the air, carrying her on his back.
Tang Wan'er doesn't know how to fly or ride the clouds, but she has special abilities. She is born with the skill of lightness and agility, and can leap over walls and rooftops with ease.
It may seem a bit strange in modern society, but it's actually quite similar to the martial arts masters in martial arts movies.
Tang Wan'er moved quickly with Fu Yanzun in this way.
Fu Yanzun never imagined that Tang Wan'er would use her lightness skill so openly. If others saw it, they would definitely think they had seen a ghost.
Fu Yanzun also held Tang Wan'er tightly, pretending to be very scared.
"I never expected you could fly! You're not going to suddenly let go and throw me off, are you? If you ever want to murder your husband, you'll probably have plenty of ways to do it without leaving a trace."
Tang Wan'er smiled mysteriously, inexplicably finding his idea quite good.
"So you absolutely must not offend me, and you absolutely must not do the wrong thing."
"Don't worry about me, otherwise you might become a victim of high-altitude littering. I've heard that the weight of a pebble dropped from the sixth floor is several times greater than the weight of a pebble dropped from your hand, and the impact force is also several times greater, so the pebble will shatter. If a heavy, living person were to be dropped from an even greater height, do you think they wouldn't be smashed to pieces?"
Fu Yanzun's lips twitched. He was just saying it casually; did it have to be so vicious?
He sighed helplessly, "Today I finally know what it means to be ruthless like a woman!"
Tang Wan'er quite enjoyed arguing with Tian Fu Yanzun. After all, it was quite fun to see someone who didn't usually talk much arguing with her for so long.
"That's because you're ignorant. Where did you get that? Don't forget, I have special abilities, and I have many terrifying attributes that you can't see! Don't be scared to death when I come along!"
"Then I'll wait and see."
It was already past midnight, and there were hardly any people living in the suburbs. There were hardly any pedestrians or vehicles, and even if there were, there would only be one or two occasionally.
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