Chapter 173 Extra 3. When Xiao Hui becomes a human~ (parody, not related to the main text)



Noticing his body's reaction, Fang Lei wanted to push Xiao Hui away with some embarrassment.

As soon as he moved, Xiao Hui instinctively clung to him, meowing and acting coquettishly. Xiao Hui clung too tightly, and Fang Lei felt more and more embarrassed. He tried to tell himself in his mind that Xiao Hui was a cat and he was not a pervert, and he missed the way Xiao Hui was when he was a cat. He could pick up Xiao Hui with one hand and put him aside, unlike now.

After a while, Xiao Hui woke up. Before he realized that he had become a human again, he licked Fang Lei's neck with his tongue like a cat.

Meow~

Fang Lei's body froze there, and he felt like his lower body was hard enough to explode.

Meow~

Xiao Hui shook his ears uncomfortably, as if something was poking him under his soft belly. He quickly stood up and knelt on Fang Lei's legs, looking curiously at the place that had been poking him.

Meow~

Xiao Hui reached out and grabbed it.

Fang Lei reacted and grabbed Xiao Hui's hand. Facing Xiao Hui's angry expression, he said in a somewhat embarrassed manner: "I'm going to take a shower." Without waiting for Xiao Hui to make any more moves, Fang Lei almost pushed Xiao Hui onto the bed, jumped off the bed and rushed into the bathroom as if fleeing. He looked at his body's excited reaction awkwardly, turned on the cold water and poured it on himself.

Meow~

Xiao Hui followed him angrily. Fang Lei's behavior of pushing Xiao Hui away just now greatly challenged Xiao Hui's dignity as the head of the family. Fang Lei was thinking about something and didn't notice Xiao Hui coming in. When Xiao Hui jumped into his arms as usual, he finally reacted. Xiao Hui was shocked by the cold water and meowed. Fang Lei quickly turned off the water. Xiao Hui shivered with cold and squeezed into Fang Lei's arms, grabbing him and scratching him angrily.

The two of them were naked facing each other. Fang Lei tried not to think about Xiao Hui's current state. He adjusted the hot water and poured it over Xiao Hui. The warm water hit his body, and Xiao Hui cried comfortably. His previous anger was swept away. He swung his tail and rubbed against Fang Lei affectionately.

Fang Lei: “…”

Damn it, he was hard again. "Xiao Hui, I want to take a shower, you go out first." Fang Lei said to Xiao Hui with difficulty.

Meow~

Xiao Hui grabbed Fang Lei's waist, looked up at Fang Lei with dissatisfaction, and shook his ears. He also wanted to take a bath. Fang Lei was a little helpless. When Xiao Hui was still a cat, he had no problem bathing Xiao Hui, but now Xiao Hui has become a human, so it is not convenient for him to bathe Xiao Hui. The problem is that Xiao Hui doesn't understand this at all. He stood in front of Fang Lei as proudly as a cat, his eyes fell on the shower gel that Fang Lei usually used, and pointed at it excitedly.

Meow~

Fang Lei's eyes swept over the shower gel, and he noticed the cat shampoo beside him. He sincerely hoped that Xiao Hui could turn back into a cat. When he hesitated, Xiao Hui scratched him angrily. Fang Lei looked at Xiao Hui with a wry smile, trying to imagine him as a cat.

"Bow your head."

He squeezed the shampoo a few times to make bubbles and began to wash Xiao Hui's hair, carefully avoiding the gray cat ears to avoid getting water in. Xiao Hui closed his eyes and was very obedient. After washing his head, he tilted his face up and waited for Fang Lei to wash his face.

Fang Lei: “…”

Even if Xiao Hui turns into a human, he is still the boss.

Maybe it was because Xiao Hui was still young, but his skin was very delicate and fair after he became a human, and it had a light pink porcelain luster under the hot water. Fang Lei was very good at bathing cats, but this was his first time bathing a human. After finally washing his face, he squeezed the shower gel onto the bath ball and wanted to let Xiao Hui do it himself, but Xiao Hui got very angry as soon as he showed any sign of it. Fang Lei felt that the year he graduated from the police academy and was almost discovered when he went undercover, it was not as painful as it is now. Facing Xiao Hui's self-righteous face, Fang Lei repeated in his mind "Xiao Hui is a cat" more than a dozen times before he could barely concentrate on applying the shower gel to Xiao Hui, but Xiao Hui had a new request.

Meow~

Fang Lei: “…”

It is a cat's habit to scratch while bathing, and Xiao Hui has retained this habit even after becoming a human. He tried to reason with Xiao Hui, "You have no hair on your body now, how can you scratch?"

Xiao Hui looked down at his naked body, then at Fang Lei's, stretched out his finger and poked Fang Lei's abdominal muscles, and was about to move down along the abdominal muscles. Fang Lei hurriedly grabbed his hand and said expressionlessly: "I'll scratch it for you."

Xiao Hui: Meow~(≧▽≦)/~

After a long hour, Fang Lei finally finished bathing Xiao Hui. He found a large bath towel and wrapped Xiao Hui in it, coaxing him: "You go out first, I want to take a bath."

Meow~

Xiao Hui protested with dissatisfaction, sat lightly on the sink, swung his tail behind his butt, and swung his long legs, looking at Fang Lei without blinking as he did in the past, waiting for him to take a bath.

Fang Lei: “…”

The feeling of being looked at by a person is completely different from that of being looked at by a cat. No matter how thick-skinned he was, he could not resist Xiao Hui's gaze. He hurriedly washed himself twice without even using shower gel and just wiped himself with a towel. Fang Lei wiped the water off and put on his underwear. After thinking for a while, he found another pair and handed it to Xiao Hui, "Xiao Hui, wear mine first. I'll take you out to buy new ones tomorrow."

Xiao Hui swung his tail in displeasure, but Fang Lei couldn't bear to see Xiao Hui running around the house without any clothes on. He patiently coaxed Xiao Hui, "You are not a cat now but a human being, so you have to learn to wear clothes and be obedient."

Meow~

Xiao Hui reluctantly stretched out his legs. Seeing what he meant, Fang Lei bent down to put on Xiao Hui's underwear, but it got stuck at the tail. Although Fang Lei's underwear was a bit big for Xiao Hui, it was elastic and didn't fall down. However, it was impossible to stuff a tail inside. Fang Lei looked at the stuck place and thought about it and found a pair of scissors. As soon as he approached Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui meowed and threw himself into Fang Lei's arms.

Although Xiao Hui has become a human, his cat nature has not changed. When Xiao Hui was a wild cat, a naughty child once grabbed him and had his tail cut with scissors. He has a deep trauma from the existence of scissors. Fang Lei regretted it and held Xiao Hui to comfort him for a long time. "It's okay, it's okay, it's just cutting a hole in the clothes."

Xiao Hui angrily scratched Fang Lei, and Fang Lei indulged him helplessly. Finally, he found a new pair of underwear and cut a hole in the back, and replaced the underwear Xiao Hui was wearing. The new underwear was black and triangular, and Xiao Hui's tail just stuck out from the small hole at the back. He pulled the underwear and seemed to find it quite interesting, and jumped off the ground with his tail swung.

Meow~

When Fang Lei came out of the bathroom after cleaning up, Xiao Hui was squatting on a chair in front of the refrigerator, drooling at the dried fish in the refrigerator. The refrigerator door was wide open, and Xiao Hui seemed a little afraid of the cold air inside. Fang Lei glanced at the time and it was already evening. He walked over and touched Xiao Hui's ear, took out the dried fish that had been frozen in the refrigerator for a week, and asked: "Xiao Hui, are you hungry? I'll fry the dried fish again and make do with it tonight."

As he spoke, he walked to the kitchen and poured some oil into the pot, then turned on the fire. Xiao Hui came over again, but Fang Lei stopped him, "Stay away, be careful."

Xiao Hui hid behind Fang Lei, leaning against him and looking at the oil pan in front of him. Fang Lei's body stiffened, and he tried to relax. The dried fish was heated up very quickly after being put back into the pan. Xiao Hui didn't know how to use chopsticks, so he held the dried fish with both hands and meowed. Fang Lei found it funny, tore the dried fish into small strips for him, found a tissue to wipe Xiao Hui's hands, and patiently fed Xiao Hui.

Meow~

After eating, Xiao Hui lazily slumped in the chair like a cat, with his belly puffed up and barking at Fang Lei. This was his habit when he was a cat, and he liked Fang Lei to rub his belly when he was full.

Fang Lei: “…”

Meow~

Xiao Hui urged Fang Lei to do so, and Fang Lei had no choice but to put his hand on Xiao Hui's belly. Xiao Hui licked Fang Lei with satisfaction, ignoring Fang Lei's sudden stiff expression and coquettishly leaned against his arms and rubbed against him, which was Xiao Hui's action to show his love.

Meow~

Fang Lei paused and chuckled, "I see, Xiao Hui is the master of the house."

Meow~

Fang Lei had no choice but to promise, "There is only Xiao Hui, there won't be anyone else in this family."

If Fang Lei went on a blind date at noon and thought that if the girl was suitable, they could have a date, he was indeed old and should consider the issue of starting a family. But since he knew that Xiao Hui had turned into a human, Fang Lei gave up the idea. It would be fine if Xiao Hui turned into a human completely, but Xiao Hui still had cat ears and a cat tail, and he couldn't tell when he would turn back into a cat, so he couldn't rest assured that there would be a stranger in his life.

Although people and animals now live in harmony and almost every household has a pet, he has never heard of anyone's pet turning into a human. Just as Lu Lingxi hid the fact that Dahei could communicate with people and did not want Dahei to be studied, he did not want Xiaohui to be discovered for so-called scientific research.

Fang Lei touched Xiao Hui's ear and said, "Because of you, I might have to be single for the rest of my life."

Xiao Hui didn't understand what being single meant, but he understood what Fang Lei meant when he said that there would be no one else in the house. This meant that Uncle Xiao Hui's territory would not be occupied by others, and Fang Lei was his alone. He meowed happily, hugged Fang Lei enthusiastically and licked him again.

Fang Lei: “…”

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