"Brother, why are you suddenly asking me this? Did something strange really happen last night?" Su Ye raised his head and asked curiously.
Su Mu did not hide it from her and nodded. However, because this was not a place to talk, he did not tell her the details. He said vaguely, "Something happened. I will tell you when I get back."
"Okay." Su Ye was a sensible child and did not ask any further questions.
Gu Ranxi called out to them, "What are you two siblings whispering about? Get ready to go!"
"Great!" Sumu responded and walked up to the lovebirds. Looking at their round, bulging bellies, he couldn't help but frowning.
The lovebirds were not satisfied with his gaze. One of them chirped and the other clapped its head. Xun Ling, who could understand animal language, came over and helped translate: "They are asking you what they are doing in their stomachs."
Su Mu was not surprised that Senior Sister Xun knew the language of spirit beasts. She was a professional beast tamer, so it was normal for her to know the language of spirit beasts. What surprised him was that the lovebirds only called "chi chirp" and "man man" throughout the whole process, without any other pronunciations. How could such a meaning be translated?
Hearing his question, Xun Ling smiled and explained: "Although they only have one sound, the tone and rhythm are different. As long as you know the trick, it is not difficult to distinguish the meaning of their calls."
"I understand!" Su Mu nodded.
This is just like "fuck", with the change of context and intonation, it can express many different meanings. There are many similar words in different dialects, such as "hammer" in the southwest region. Su Mu thought that when he returned to school, he would go to the animal taming department and sit in on a few "foreign language classes".
After mastering the language of spirit beasts, you can make a batch of perfect spirit beast talismans. When you go out on missions in the future and encounter wild spirit beasts, you can use courtesy before force.
First, sit down and talk to the spirit beasts about your ideals and the future, paint a bright future for them, invite them to join your team, start a business together, and move towards the peak of your life and your beastly life!
We are all cultivators, what's the point of fighting and killing? The right way is to persuade them with reason and move them with emotion!
Of course, if you encounter a spirit beast that is stubborn and unwilling to start a business with you, you can give it proper education - beat them half to death first, let them realize how deep his love is, and then... you can put spirit beast talismans on them!
Judging from Caimao's performance, the spirit beast is still very useful. If he can discover a few more geniuses in cooking, making utensils or talismans, then he will have a technical backbone under his command? And the kind of three-good employees who are very loyal, hardworking, and will not clamor for a raise!
Of course, Su Mu has a conscience and is definitely not a bad boss.
Just look at Cai Mao and you will know. Under his hands, he not only became famous and gained a large number of fans, but he could also enjoy two doses of Jiaoxue Powder after returning!
It can be said that he has gained both fame and fortune!
Ask other spiritual beasts, has anyone ever enjoyed this treatment?
After making up his mind to go back and learn the language of the spirit beasts, Su Mu answered the questions of the lovebirds.
"How dare you ask me what I'm looking at your stomachs for? With your stomachs so big, can you still fly us back to school? I'm wondering, in the past, you two were good eaters and knew how to be moderate. Why did you eat so much this time? Was it because the food the ladies gave you last night was too delicious, or was it because Master Shang asked you to stay at the base these few days and didn't give you any bird food, so you're starving?"
When he entered the dangerous area of Snow Mountain to carry out the mission, he entrusted the Lovebird to Shang Muyang's care. There was no way it could be starving, right?
The lovebirds called out "chi-man-chi-man" again.
The male bird has a proud expression, while the female bird looks shy.
"You misunderstood them." Xun Ling continued to help translate, "Their bellies are not big because they have eaten too much. The female birds are pregnant and will lay eggs soon. Of course, they did eat a lot last night, which is probably related to conception."
"Pregnant?" Su Mu was stunned at first, then a little curious, but more of happy.
I'm curious because the lovebirds are half female and half male, so what kind of posture do they need to use to reproduce?
Also, male and female birds share the same belly, so which one is pregnant, the male or the female?
What makes him happy is that after the lovebirds hatch their little birds, his team will become stronger!
Suddenly, Su Mu thought of a problem: "Oh, no, I haven't taken the lovebirds as my spiritual pets yet. No, I have to ask the school to get them before they lay eggs. In this way, I only need to pay for one pair of lovebirds, but I can get several pairs of lovebirds. It's really worth it!"
I have to get this done as soon as I get back. The lovebirds should be willing to follow me. If they hesitate, let them soak in Jiaoxue Powder. There is no problem that Jiaoxue Powder can't solve. If there is, then use Dragon Blood Powder!
In the dangerous snowy mountains, under the ice, Gu sneezed loudly.
"When did you get pregnant? Just in the past two days? Well, we were fighting to the death in the snowy mountains, while you were fighting to the death in the rear base? Is this the difference between being a hottie and being single?"
Su Mu asked about the specific situation, made a few jokes, and then began to care about the pregnant woman.
"Since the female bird is pregnant, I won't ride you when we go back. Xiao Ye and Cai Mao will ride on Senior Sister Gu's shield, and Kevin and I will make do with riding the brooms. Anyway, we don't have to rush back, so it doesn't matter if we fly slower."
"Okay." Su Ye nodded in response.
The lovebirds were pregnant, and she was very happy because it would not be long before she would have fresh bird eggs to eat… ahem, a cute, furry, just-born little bird to pet.
Hey, roasted bird should be delicious, right?
Su Ye couldn't help but licking his lips.
The lovebirds shuddered suddenly, and a strong sense of uneasiness and fear surged from the bottom of their hearts.
They looked around, not knowing why they had such a feeling, and then called a few more times. Xun Ling translated in time: "They said they can take you flying. You just got pregnant, so it won't affect you."
Su Mu refused righteously, "That won't do! You should be more cautious and careful since you are newly pregnant. Don't worry, the expenses for returning home will be settled as usual."
The couple of lovebirds were very touched and said that it would be fine as long as they gave enough money.
Xun Ling and others think that Su Mu is a very good and conscientious person.
You must have a conscience! Those eggs and those little birds are all Su Mu's future employees, so they must be protected.
Gu Ranxi took out a damaged explosion-proof shield, put it on the ground, and asked Su Ye and Cai Mao to get on it. At the same time, he comforted her, "Don't worry, although there are many cracks and damages on this shield, it can be used as a flying prop and it will be fine to fly back to school."
She patted her chest and swore solemnly, but Su Mu was still worried. In the end, he let Xun Ling carry Su Ye on the sword, and Cai Mao followed Gu Ranxi on the broken shield.
This decision made Caimao unhappy: "Meow meow meow???"
Is my life not important?
Although Su Mu didn't understand, he understood its meaning and said with a smile: "You are different. Even if Senior Sister Gu's shield really disintegrates halfway through the flight, with your ability, you will be fine."
Caimao felt that Su Mu was praising him and was very happy: It seems that you have some vision and know that I am very capable.
Su Mu immediately added, "With your fat body, you would bounce back even if you fell from the sky. How could you get hurt?"
Caimao's delighted expression froze in an instant.
Everyone took out flying swords, brooms and other flying props and prepared to leave.
But at this moment, a group of people rushed over.
Lin Junjie was very worried and whispered to Kevin, "What are these people here for? Could it be that Teacher Su's plan to have people hug each other and dance tango in a dream was exposed, and the creditors are here to find out?"
Kevin's eyesight was much better than Brother Lin's. He glanced at the group of people and whispered, "Looking at their expressions, they don't look like they're here for revenge. Besides, we're the only three who know about this, so how could it be exposed? Hey, look at the paintings those people are holding up, and the ones in the paintings... are rookie cats?"
The last sentence was quite loud because of the surprise.
The group of people who rushed over had nothing to do with Su Mu. They all came for Cai Mao.
They are fans of Caimao, holding high the poster of Caimao in their hands. Although it was drawn temporarily, it is very good and captures the spirit.
In addition to the posters, many people were holding support signs with slogans such as 'I love cats the most, I want to pet your fur', 'I only love cat fans, you are the best chef', and 'You conquered my stomach, I captured your heart'.
"Is this... a farewell from the fans?"
After seeing these posters and cheering boards, Lin Junjie's face was filled with envy.
"Although I haven't made my debut, I often sing online and have quite a few fans. I'm considered an internet celebrity, but I've never had any fans say goodbye to me. Many fans even mistake me for someone else when they see me. I can't compare to Caimao at all!"
"Isn't this normal?" Xun Ling said, "Spiritual beasts that are cute or domineering have always been popular. I heard that the black dragon in the Dujiangyan Dragon Locking Pond near our school is very popular because of its cuteness. Not long ago, it signed a contract with an agency and is going to make a movie. The first one is a big production, and he will play the number one male lead, the White Dragon Horse, in Journey to the West: Little White Dragon!"
"Isn't it a black dragon?"
"Just put on makeup, it's much easier than cutting out photos with Photoshop."
"Hey, when the evil dragon was causing trouble in the Minjiang River, why didn't it go to help?"
"Who knows?"
In just a few words, the fans who came to see him off had already arrived.
After all, they are cultivators with high quality and orderly manner. No one rushed up to snatch the cat.
Su Mu was also understanding and asked Cai Mao to thank the fans who saw them off and took photos with them to liven up the atmosphere.
Seeing this scene, Su Mu thought to himself that he must make use of Caimao's popularity. Even if he didn't let it debut as an idol, he should often shoot some videos of it cooking and post them online to maintain its popularity. Maybe he could even become a contracted UP host and trick a few bamboo rats into eating...
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