The little girl on the poster smiled sweetly after hearing Zheng Zhi's murmurs.
"Students, please rest assured that we are a legitimate company and have obtained permission from the school to sell stationery. For all products, we offer a 100% compensation if they are counterfeit, so you can buy with confidence."
"St...stationery?"
Zheng Zhi was very confused.
"What do these things you sell have to do with stationery? Why don't you sell some insurance as well?"
The little girl on the poster said: "We don't have insurance services yet, but we do have funeral services. Would you like to know more about them? The cemetery faces south and is surrounded by mountains and water. The feng shui is excellent and will benefit future generations..."
May your sister have offspring. I don't even have a girlfriend, so how can I have offspring? Also, are you cursing me to death?
Zheng Zhi thought this advertising poster was really too annoying. He couldn't stand it and shouted, "Shut up! If you keep making noise, I will tear you apart! I don't need the things you are selling. I have them myself."
He struggled to take out the pills for healing and restoring spiritual energy from his storage device and swallowed them, then stuck a concealment talisman on himself to enhance the concealment effect to avoid being targeted by monsters while healing.
While doing this, he was very puzzled: "I am obviously so seriously injured, why didn't the monster come to finish me off?"
In the past few minutes, several monsters passed by him, but none of them attacked him.
Zheng Zhi quietly moved his body and hid in an inconspicuous dark place, then he activated his spiritual energy to stimulate the effect of the elixir, heal his injuries and restore his spiritual energy.
His injuries and spiritual power had just recovered a little when he suddenly found that there was a snow monster staring at him not far away.
Discovered?!
When Zheng Zhigang wanted to take action, the snow monster rushed towards him and hit him with a bang.
"puff--"
Zheng Zhi opened his mouth and spurted out a stream of blood. He was like a kite with a broken string, and was knocked away, leaving a trail of blood in the air.
The injuries that had finally recovered somewhat worsened again.
"boom!"
Zheng Zhi fell heavily to the ground, still bleeding.
He thought the snow monster would rush up to finish him off, but it actually abandoned him and rushed towards another classmate in the distance.
"Is my life saved again?"
Zheng Zhi was lying on the ground thinking. Many of his bones were broken. It was difficult for him to move, let alone get up.
At this moment, he suddenly heard the voice of the little girl on the poster next to him: "Classmate, are you really not going to consider buying the product I recommend? Given your current situation, if you don't spend money, you'll have to spend your life."
Zheng Zhi turned his head with difficulty and found that the place where he was lying was actually very close to where he was lying last time. That noisy rune poster was still floating here.
Seeing him looking over, the little girl on the poster quickly said, "Classmate, our pills are faster than the pills you just used, whether it's healing or restoring spiritual energy! Only a quick recovery can allow you to be fully prepared to deal with these monsters. Otherwise, you will only be defeated again and again. Believe me, I won't cheat you."
Zheng Zhi opened his mouth, wanting to yell at the little girl on the poster to shut up again.
But when the words came to his lips, an idea suddenly flashed through his mind: "Why not... buy one and try? Anyway, it's already like this. If I don't try, I will definitely die. If I try, maybe I can still survive."
Thinking of this, he struggled to take out his phone from the storage device and scanned the QR code below the poster. Then he saw a page pop up in front of him, with a lot of elixirs, magic tools and even talismans, as well as detailed introductions and prices...
Zheng Zhi was swiping his phone, selecting the elixirs and magical instruments that would be of the greatest help to him. In his heart, he felt that this was so fucking weird and fantastic.
I actually ordered takeout on the battlefield, and it was pills and weapons and equipment... Isn't this too postmodern?
No matter what he thought, Zheng Zhi's body was very honest.
He quickly picked out what he wanted: a Qi healing pill to heal injuries and restore spiritual power, a set of scale armor with strong defensive power, and a set of Divine Fire Flying Crows...
They are all the little girl on the poster who recommended them to him just now.
After paying the bill, Zheng Zhi put his phone back into the storage device, collapsed on the ground, and let out a long breath.
He had been afraid just now, fearing that the monster would target him and pounce on him to finish him off.
In his current state, he would die if touched by a monster.
Fortunately, these monsters were collectively blinded again.
Zheng Zhi couldn't figure out whether he was just lucky or there were other factors involved.
I always feel that these monsters are strange, and a little different from the monsters I usually see...
Suddenly he thought of something, and struggled to ask the little girl on the poster: "Can you really deliver the goods? When can you deliver it?"
This is a battlefield! Are there any couriers who dare to deliver goods here? Aren't they afraid that they will lose their lives while delivering the goods?
The little girl on the poster replied: "Don't worry, as long as you pay, no matter how dangerous it is, we will deliver the goods you want accurately! Considering customers and satisfying customers is our service tenet."
At this time, another classmate covered in blood rushed over and was knocked to this nearby area.
The little girl on the poster immediately greeted the man with a smile: "Student, you look very bad. Your heart meridian is seriously damaged. We suggest that you quickly buy a heart-protecting pill to protect your heart meridian, and then take other healing and recovery pills..."
Zheng Zhi couldn't help but roll his eyes.
I always feel that this is a bit unreliable... Why did I place the order and pay just now? Is my money going to be wasted? Damn it, if this is really a scam, I will not let you go even if I become a ghost!
Just as he was daydreaming, he suddenly heard the little girl on the poster reminding him, "Classmate, your express delivery has arrived."
Zheng Zhi was surprised when he heard this: "The delivery has arrived? So soon? Where is it?"
He struggled to look around, but did not see the courier boy.
"Look up." The little girl on the poster kindly reminded.
"In the sky?" Zheng Zhi looked up at the sky and saw a shared spiritual bird flying over his head.
In the claws of this shared bird, there is a box.
When he looked up, the shared spiritual bird loosened its claws, and the box fell beside him with a 'boom'... Fortunately, it did not hit his face.
It's actually... an airdrop?! Hey guys, are you playing PUBG?
While Zheng Zhi was in a daze, the little girl on the poster spoke again: "Classmate, your express delivery has been delivered. I hope you have a happy battle. Come on!"
I'm so happy, you grandma! I've been passively beaten all the time, it's strange that I can be happy.
Zheng Zhi struggled to crawl towards the airdrop.
The surrounding monsters were being harassed by other students, which made Zheng Zhi's unboxing go smoothly.
After the box was opened, it contained the elixirs and magical equipment he had bought, as well as an extra spiritual dish that could enhance the fire attribute.
He was one of the first 50 people to place an order, and this was a gift for him.
Zheng Zhi didn't have time to sigh that this store had a conscience. He grabbed the Qi healing pill and stuffed it into his mouth.
This is the elixir that Su Mu recently fused, and its effect is even better than the Huiling Pill!
As soon as the pill entered his mouth, Zheng Zhi felt it transform into a pool of sweet spiritual liquid, which was instantly absorbed by his body. The spiritual energy that had been depleted was immediately replenished. The injured parts inside and outside the body were also well nourished and healed.
"This poster didn't lie to me. This pill can restore spiritual energy and heal injuries really quickly!" Zheng Zhi was very excited and felt that he had not bought the wrong thing.
Just as I was feeling happy, I suddenly heard a sharp wolf howl.
When he looked up, he saw an ice wolf, breathing out cold air at him.
The cold air in mid-air condensed into ice cones that shot towards him like a rain of arrows.
"Fuck!"
Zheng Zhi was shocked and felt that his luck was extremely weird. Every time he recovered a little bit of his spiritual energy and injuries, he would be targeted by monsters.
Fortunately, this time, there are magical weapons dropped from the air!
He didn't have time to put on the scale armor in the box, so he waved his hand, grabbed it with his spiritual power, and used it as a shield.
“Bang, bang, bang…”
Continuous explosions sounded, and all the swarming ice cones were blocked by the scales.
"Great armor!"
Zheng Zhi was overjoyed. Although this piece of scale armor cost him a lot of money, the defensive effect made him feel that it was worth the money.
“Ouch!”
Amid the wolf howls, the ice wolf used the ice escape technique to drill out from the ice cones blocked by its scales.
"Come on! I'll use you to test this Divine Fire Crow!"
Zheng Zhi raised his hand, and the Divine Fire Flying Crow in the box had already been caught in his hand.
The shape of this magic weapon is very unique. It is cylindrical with a circle of openings in the front. It looks like a toothpick jar that has been magnified many times.
When Zheng Zhi sent a stream of spiritual power into the toothpick jar... and into the Divine Fire Flying Crow, the magic circle inside it was immediately activated. There was a series of "whoosh" sounds breaking through the air, and red-feather arrows were shot out at the same moment!
This shooting efficiency is comparable to that of the compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva!
The ice wolf had no time to dodge and was instantly shot into a hedgehog shape by the red feather arrows. Then, the red feather arrows exploded one after another, not only instantly blowing the ice wolf into pieces, but also evaporating the ice and water with the flames.
It's another kind of destruction.
"Good baby!"
Zheng Zhi was happy at first, but soon let out a low cry of heartache.
This magic weapon is powerful, but it is too expensive. Each of those explosive arrows costs thousands of dollars. And he just shot more than ten arrows!
That’s tens of thousands of dollars gone!
It's really a lavish expense! Too much krypton!
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