Chapter 460 is too hardcore (please subscribe!)



Tushan Foxes know very well that although sand sculpture advertisements can attract attention, if they want people to believe in the effectiveness of Peiyuanling Wine instead of simply treating it as ghost animal material, they must come up with some professional and authoritative solid stuff.

So after the stupid advertisement, Rune Poster played the second advertisement immediately.

An expert in a white coat and a serious face appeared on the poster and began to describe the effects of Peiyuanling Wine from a professional perspective using various test data, clinical indicators and related experiments.

The change in style was so sudden that if I hadn't seen the previous advertisement, I would have thought I was watching a professional teaching video on alchemy.

Even so, when this advertisement first started, there were still people who didn’t understand Krypton stores and complained about it.

"They're doing it again. They hired a 'medical advertising performance expert' to come up with some pretentious data that actually means nothing, and shot a deceptive and fake ad... Don't you know that shooting this kind of ad is illegal now? No doubt about it, report it!"

The person who was speaking frowned as he looked at the poster advertisement on the bus stop, and took out his cell phone to make a report.

"Wait a minute, Lao Wang." His companion called him, "I think I've seen this expert in the advertisement..."

Lao Wang said indignantly, "I've seen it before, so it's not strange. These medical advertising performance experts have filmed countless medical advertisements. Today they appear in a stomach medicine advertisement as a stomach disease expert, talking to you about how to nourish your stomach; tomorrow they become the heir of an elixir family, telling you how to nourish your kidneys."

"How do you know so much?"

"I've been fooled so many times that I'll naturally understand."

Come on friends, tell us your story...

"I remember now, this person is Professor Qin Pi Qin!" The companion suddenly slapped his thigh, took out his mobile phone and searched on the Internet, and quickly found a resume.

"Yes, it's him. He's the professor of alchemy and doctoral supervisor at Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University. My ex-girlfriend wanted to be his doctoral student, but she didn't pass."

Lao Wang looked at the photo on his phone, then at the person in the poster. They did look alike, so he couldn't help but ask, "Could it be someone who looks similar and is impersonating him? Or is it an illusion animation?"

Professor Qin Pi in the poster immediately said after hearing this: "I am Qin Pi, the professor of alchemy at Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University. I am not a fake, nor am I an illusion animation."

“What the hell?!” Lao Wang and his companions exchanged glances and exclaimed, “Professors at Cultivation University are also advertising? How depraved!”

Fortunately, the Qin Pi in the poster was just the rune image he recorded, not the real person, otherwise he would have been furious to hear this.

When Professor Qin Pi introduced himself, his personal information was also listed on the poster. The long list of titles, core papers, and research results made many people exclaim: "This professor is an amazing person!"

Since it was an advertisement by a real expert, many people became interested. After all, in this world, the professors of the Cultivation University were all high-income, high-status people, and they disdained and rarely advertised.

However, although they are interested, many people cannot understand this advertisement.

Because it is so professional!

All kinds of data, indicators, experimental contents, and those professional terms Professor Qin said... make people confused and overwhelmed, but at the same time they also give rise to a sense of awe.

At the end of the advertisement, an academic paper on Peiyuanling Wine was also posted.

Professor Qin Pi held up the paper and said: "The paper on the efficacy of Peiyuanling Wine was published in the Chinese Journal of Alchemy. Friends who are interested can check it out. The article number is..."

The two friends looked at the rune poster with a confused expression, "Who am I? Where am I? What should I do?"

"Lao Wang, did you understand the advertisement just now?"

"Ah? Is that an advertisement? I thought I was watching an academic report on alchemy, and my body and mind were baptized..."

The two friends looked at each other and saw surprise in each other's eyes.

Oh my god, are all the ads now so hardcore? If you don’t have some knowledge, you won’t even be able to understand ads in the future, right?

At the same time, in the Krypton store forums and the forums of various cultivation universities, many people were discussing the hardcore advertising of Peiyuan Lingjiu.

First, someone asked in confusion:

"Is there any expert in the field of elixirs who can explain to us what this advertisement is about?"

"I found myself not being able to understand even the advertisements, which made me deeply doubt my own intelligence."

"Can someone help me translate this? My dad just asked me on WeChat what Professor Qin said in the ad. I said I didn't know, so he scolded me for practicing in vain. But my major is talisman formation, which has nothing to do with elixirs."

Then many students who majored in or took the elective course of alchemy held lectures to attract fans:

"I'm a medicine major. Let me explain to you what Professor Qin said in his academic report... What? You said this is an advertisement? No, I absolutely do not admit that this is an advertisement! This is an academic report, and it is of a very high level!"

"I will answer Professor Qin's videos online. If you have any questions, you can ask me. You can also add me on WeChat and I will tutor you privately."

"I uploaded the video to Bilibili. Friends who are interested can go and watch it. Remember to like it three times, don't say you will definitely do it next time."

Some people even went to check out the paper published in the Chinese Journal of Alchemy.

After confirming that it really exists, they exclaimed in amazement, ran to the paper with screenshots, and shouted how awesome and incredible it was.

Others were puzzled and asked them why they were so surprised.

They said: "Because this is not an ordinary medical alchemy paper, but an article about medicinal wine. The Chinese Journal of Alchemy is a first-class academic journal of alchemy with a very high impact factor. The fact that an article about medicinal wine can be published in it is enough to show that both the article and the wine are great!"

As a result, the two advertisements of Peiyuanling Wine became completely popular.

Especially the hardcore advertisement at the end, which became extremely popular on the Internet, with various analysis lectures and jokes emerging one after another.

There are even related emoticon packages, such as the mushroom-headed one, which has a disgusted expression and the text: "People who can't even understand advertisements have no right to talk to me." It is quite annoying and has become a new favorite for people to fight with pictures.

Even Tu Shansong did not expect such a situation.

However, it reacted quickly, immediately organizing people to produce a wave of press releases, such as "The most hardcore advertisement, can you understand it?", "Is this an advertisement? Academic reports are not so professional", etc., which were fully spread on the Internet.

It even became a hot topic, attracting more and more people to join in the discussion.

The advertisement became popular, and the reputation of Peiyuanling Liquor and Krypton Store also spread.

For many ordinary people and cultivators who have not learned about elixirs, what they care about is not what Professor Qin said in the hardcore advertisement, but whether the efficacy of Peiyuan Lingjiu is as good as advertised.

Hearing that the Krypton store had previously put a small number of trial packs of Peiyuanling wine on the shelves, these people flocked to the Krypton store forum, wanting to find people who had bought it to ask about the details.

"You asked me if Peiyuan Lingjiu is good? Of course it's not!"

"I'm telling you, your advertisements are all lies. The things like growing hair and nourishing the kidneys are all fake!"

"First of all, I have never used Peiyuanling Wine. I am in good health, but a good friend of mine has used it and it didn't work. Really, I saw it with my own eyes, I am not lying to you. So don't buy it, it's a waste of money!"

Seeing these replies, the group of people who were new to the Krypton Store Forum were a little confused.

Is Peiyuanling Wine really bad? But what about Professor Qin's academic report and the paper published in the Chinese Journal of Danyi?

Could it be that Professor Qin and the Chinese Journal of Danyi were bought off and were making a lot of money? This... is impossible, right?

Fortunately, there are still kind people in the forum.

The 'kind-hearted person' Su Mu used his secondary account to reply to these confused new forum members.

"Don't listen to these people. They are afraid that you will buy the Peiyuan Spirit Wine and they will have nothing to sell, so they deliberately deceive you. If the Peiyuan Spirit Wine is not good, would they have offered to buy it at a high price on the forum and the Treasure Pavilion before?"

At the same time, several pictures were posted, all of which were screenshots of those guys who deceived newcomers and asked for high prices to buy Peiyuanling Wine on the forum and Treasure Pavilion.

People who were new to the forum were immediately outraged and condemned the incident.

The guys who were trying to trick the newbies were all confused. They were all wondering where this guy with the nickname "Unknown Enthusiastic" came from? He even took a screenshot of their previous purchase post. How could he be so idle?

After the advertisement became popular, Krypton stores began to sell Peiyuan Lingjiu. At the same time, relying on the channels of Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, Peiyuan Lingjiu was also distributed in major supermarkets.

Upon hearing the news that Peiyuanling Wine was on sale, people who had used this wine before, with tears in their eyes, secretly shouted in their hearts: "It's finally on sale. I don't have to worry about my hair and my kidneys running out of food." At the same time, they quickly logged into the Krypton store, wanting to stock up a batch before it sold out.

This situation is most common in Emeishan Cultivation University.

Almost everyone held their mobile phones and logged into the Krypton store to place orders.

The teachers and students here have become loyal customers of Peiyuanling Liquor.

There was an incident in the Emei Mountain Cultivation University before, where a teacher threatened a student to give him Peiyuan Lingjiu, otherwise the student would fail the course.

Although this matter was determined to be a rumor after investigation by the school, the fact that such a rumor could spread shows how much importance Peiyuan Lingjiu holds in Mount Emei!

Similar situations have also been happening in Wutai Mountain Cultivation University, Songshan Cultivation University, and other places plagued by hair loss.

After logging into the Krypton store, everyone discovered that the Peiyuanling wine sold this time was different from the previous ones, and there were actually two versions...

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