"This, this, this...what's going on?"
Tushan Mimi poked her head out from behind Su Mu and took a look, and was also frightened by the situation in the yard.
In the yard with the gate open, there were dead birds lying all over the ground.
Each bird looked as if it had been cut in half by a knife, and its body was covered in blood. It looked so miserable and scary, just like a murder scene...
Fortunately, it was just a bird, and this was the school dormitory area, otherwise Sumu and Tushan Mimi would really have to wonder if their family had been wiped out by thieves.
"What's going on? Is it the vegetable cat that's processing the ingredients? Why isn't he in the kitchen?"
Su Mu and Tu Shan Mi Mi were just wondering when a head suddenly popped out from under the ground.
Just as he was about to speak, the frightened Tushan Mimi kicked him on the forehead.
"How dare you ambush us here, you thief? I will kick you to death, hero Mi Mi!"
The other party screamed, protected his head with both hands, and quickly revealed his identity: "Stop kicking, it's me, Mao Sun, Mi Mi, stop it."
Su Mu saw the appearance of the head clearly and saw that it was indeed a muscular man. He quickly reached out and grabbed Tushan Mimi.
"Stop kicking them, they are one of us. If you keep kicking them, the tips of the bamboo shoots will no longer be tender."
Mao Sun couldn't help but tremble when he heard this. After hesitating for a moment, he said humbly, "How about letting Mi Mi kick me a few more times?"
It was only at this time that Tushan Mimi saw its appearance clearly. Seeing that it was indeed the family's security guard and food, bamboo shoots, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's really you. You scared me. Can you please not suddenly come out from underground next time? Where did this problem come from? Are you used to peeking under the skirts of young ladies?"
Mao Sun was shocked when he heard this, and said aggrievedly: "I am not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
He looked at Su Mu again, wanting to ask for justice: "Boss, you know me..."
Unfortunately, Su Mu had no intention of giving them justice.
Waving his hand to interrupt Mao Sun's words, Su Mu asked seriously, "What's going on with these bird carcasses in the yard? Are they killed by Cai Mao? Why don't they kill them in the kitchen? Why kill them in the yard? And they're all over the floor?"
"Huh?" Mao Sun was bewildered after hearing what he said, and asked, "Where did the bird carcass come from in the yard? There isn't any."
"No?"
Su Mu and Tu Shan Mi Mi were both stunned when they heard this.
The yard is littered with dead birds, how can you say there are no such things?
Is there something wrong with your eyes and you can't see, or are we hallucinating?
Could it be that I had contracted a disease in the spiritual plant laboratory just now?
Shit, that disease is not only harmful to spiritual plants, but also affects humans and monsters?
Su Mu's heart skipped a beat.
But soon, he overturned this speculation.
"No, if the disease can really infect people, and it infected me, the krypton gold plug-in should be activated at the first time to allow me to obtain relevant information. But this situation did not happen. My understanding of this disease is limited to its damage to the spiritual bamboo plant."
Thinking of this, Su Mu raised his hand and pointed towards the yard, saying, "Can't you see those bird carcasses?"
Mao Sun turned around and saw the "bird corpse" he was pointing at. He wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to. He could only hold it in, which was very difficult.
"They are the children of the lovebirds."
"The lovebirds' children? Have they hatched the eggs?"
Tushan Mimi was stunned at first, then said angrily: "Who did it?! It's so abominable, I haven't even tasted these little birds since they were hatched... Bah, bah, that's not what I meant, I want to say, who killed these little birds?!"
Su Mu also had an expression of deep heartache.
He was still waiting for these tool birds to grow up and be useful, but he didn't expect that they were all dead.
He also asked angrily: "Who did it?"
Mao Sun was frightened by their reactions and said weakly, "No one killed them, and they are not dead."
"Not dead?" Tushan Mimi raised her eyebrows and said in surprise: "These little birds were cut in half and were bleeding. How could they not be dead?"
After carefully examining them, Su Mu said, "They do seem to have some life waves...but why do they look like this?"
Just as I was wondering, I saw several figures running out of the kitchen.
It was the long-lost Cai Mao and Xiao Ling Shen, as well as another Tushan Fox and Xian Luo.
They looked very happy and greeted us enthusiastically: "Boss, Mi Mi, you are back."
But in their hearts, they all cried out: Why did the boss come back? Alas, the days of laziness are gone forever...
Tushan Mimi quickly went to meet them, and on the way she deliberately avoided the 'half bird' lying motionless on the ground, and asked: "Teacher Caimao, are these really the children of the lovebirds? Are they really still alive? Why do they look like this?"
She learned Dingshi knife skills from Caimao and has always addressed him as her teacher.
Mao Sun looked at her with resentment: "You kicked my head, and you still don't believe what I said? Sad and wronged."
He turned his head and looked at Su Mu. Although he didn't say anything, his meaning was very clear: he wanted a hug.
Su Mu pretended not to understand and took a step back.
Who the hell dares to hug you with your devilish muscular look?
Cai Mao saw the birds lying in all directions in the yard and frowned, saying, "I've told the couple of Lovebirds a long time ago that these chicks just got born, and they can't bear to be fed with dragon blood directly. It's better to give them a medicinal bath. But they just wouldn't listen, and they suspected that I wanted to make soup out of these chicks. What am I going to do with them? Each of them has less than two taels of meat, not even enough to fill the gaps between my teeth. Now, Quan Zui Ling is dizzy from the blood..."
After listening to Caimao's words, Sumu and Tushan Mimi realized that the lovebirds loved their children so much that they gave all the dragon blood they had earned to the newly hatched chicks so that they could grow up healthily.
As a result, the spiritual energy of the dragon's blood was too strong for the little chicks to absorb. They became drunk halfway through eating and blood was all over their bodies, making them look like they had been killed. This caused Sumu and Tushan Mimi to misunderstand.
"Is that the blood of dragons on them?" Tushan Mimi leaned closer to smell it, and it was indeed the smell of dragon blood.
"What else? What do you think the blood is?" Caimao asked curiously.
Tushan Mimi stuck out her tongue: "I thought they were injured and bleeding..."
Cai Mao laughed in silence: "How is it possible! With us here, who would dare to harm the children of the Lovebirds? They are the only ones who bring trouble to other families... Of course, in their current state, they can't bring trouble to other families either."
"Then why are they half and half?" Tushan Mimi asked again.
Before Caimao answered, Sumu first remembered the special physiological structure of the lovebirds.
"I see. The lovebirds have half of their body each, male and female, and they need to be combined to become complete. These chicks are currently not combined yet, right?"
Caimao nodded and said, "Yes, that's right, boss is wise!"
Tushan Mimi was still puzzled: "Why don't they merge into twos? Why do they have to be half and half to scare people?"
"There's nothing we can do about it. Recently, the only lovebirds hatched in school are ours. We can't just let them pair up on their own, right? That would be incestuous marriage. Without a suitable partner, they can only remain like this."
"So that's it." Tushan Mimi suddenly realized.
After all, lovebirds are spiritual birds with high IQs, and they will definitely not engage in close breeding like ordinary animals.
"Boss, have some tea."
A Lingshen doll wearing a red bellyband appeared, holding a cup of steaming, absolutely fresh Lingshen snow bud tea in its hand.
"Not bad." Su Mu nodded with satisfaction, took the cup of Lingshen Snow Bud Tea and took a sip.
Tu Shan Mi Mi asked: "Why is mine not there?"
Ling Shen rolled his eyes at her and stammered, "Break by yourself...ah!"
It was Tushan Mimi who took out a kitchen knife and cut off a few ginseng whiskers from its body, causing it to scream continuously.
"You asked me to make it myself, so you can't blame me." Tushan Mimi said, and went straight to the kitchen to make tea for herself.
Ling Shen cried: I asked you to make snow bud tea, I didn’t ask you to cut my ginseng roots to make tea!
Su Mu suddenly thought of something and asked, "Hey, where are the lovebirds?"
It's been so long since he came back, but the lovebirds haven't shown up to greet him yet, which is obviously not in line with their style of licking dogs...er, licking birds.
They hatched the chicks, which was a great achievement. In the past, they would definitely be the first to rush out and ask for credit and reward from Su Mu.
"Aren't they home?"
The cat turned around and glanced towards the roof. The bird's nest was indeed empty. Only the book spirit that had just passed by was fanning the pages of a book there.
Mao Sun said, "He must have gone to the dating corner in the Zoo again to help these young birds find partners."
Su Mu asked in surprise: "Wait, what did you say? Blind date corner? There is such a place in the Zoo?"
"It has always been like this." Mao Sun answered, and gave Su Mu a detailed introduction: "Many teachers and students of the animal taming major will consider whether to sterilize their spirit animals or find them a mate when they are in heat or reach adulthood. Generally, they choose the latter..."
Tu Shan Mi Mi came out holding a bottle of Ling Shen Xue Ya tea and interrupted, "Why? Wouldn't it be better to have a sterilization operation? I see many people who keep cats and dogs have had sterilization operations."
As she spoke, she raised her hands and made a scissors gesture.
"It's all gone after one cut. How nice."
In the yard, Mao Sun, the other Tushan fox, and the book spirit all shuddered.
Mao Sun smiled bitterly and said, "There is no problem with sterilizing cats and dogs. But spiritual beasts are different. Even if they haven't opened their spiritual orifices, their intelligence is not comparable to that of ordinary animals. If they are angered, running away from home is a small matter. It is not surprising that they will tear down the spiritual pet hospital, beat up their owners, or even sterilize them..."
At the same time, he was still muttering in his heart: Big sister, have you forgotten that you are a spirit beast? Do you want to sterilize yourself or something?
"Ignore her and continue talking." Su Mu said to Mao Sun.
Then he added: "Don't worry, I am a very humane person. I will not sterilize you. Even if I do, I will start with Mi Mi."
"Ah?" Tushan Mimi was stunned for a moment, then she realized: Damn, I am also a spirit beast... How could I have forgotten my identity? !
Mao Sun continued what he said before: "Because there are always many teachers and students of the beast taming major who need to consider the issue of partners for their spirit beasts, and the spirit beasts in the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden also need to introduce partners from outside to reproduce and expand the population, so there is such a blind date corner. Online blind dates can also be conducted on the school app, but many people or spirit beasts are still accustomed to going to the blind date corner to get a more detailed understanding of the blind date partner..."
Su Mu was amazed when he heard this.
These days, blind dates are no longer exclusive to humans...
These little chicks have just been born and they have to be 'allocated' to someone...
Oh my god, single guys’ lives are worse than birds’!
Su Mu made a hand gesture and released a wind-calling spell, which brought a light breeze. He gently lifted up the half-body-only chicks, who were still in an intoxicated state and soundly sleeping, from the ground and placed them in a new bird's nest in the corner of the yard.
According to Cai Mao, this new bird's nest was made by Su Ye, her and Mao Sun after the chicks were hatched.
Because the chicks only had half a body, Su Ye was worried that it was unsafe for them to live in the bird's nest on the roof, so he moved them all to the corner of the yard.
"Is there nothing going on at home these days?" Su Mu asked, sitting on the bamboo chair that Mao Sun had brought over.
This bamboo chair was made by Maosun using the bamboo that grew out of his body...
It can be considered self-sufficient, right?
Caimao replied, "It's the same as before you left. Nothing has changed. It's just that in the past few days, many students have come to our door and asked us to leave a message for you, asking you to go to the foundation-building field after you come back. They want to upgrade their VIP service. In addition, this morning, you had a flying sword express delivery from Danxia Mountain in Guizhou Province."
The students who came to visit must have come after taking the online course.
The express delivery sent from Danxia Mountain in Guizhou Province should be the wood dragon blood sent by Liu Peng.
This is quite fast. Most likely he received a reward and immediately sent it to him via express delivery using a flying sword.
I asked Caimao to take out the express delivery and saw that it was indeed sent by Liu Peng.
Su Mu sent a message to Liu Peng.
"The wood dragon blood has been received. It's fast enough!"
Liu Peng quickly replied: "I'm back at school, and I'll give you the reward when I get it. How can I not be quick?"
Then he sent a picture of the Rune figurine and said excitedly:
"This Rune figurine from the krypton store is really awesome. Not only is it cute, but it also has a variety of voices. It can be a little girl, a queen, or a queen. It's also very intelligent. It can talk to me about any topic, and we can talk very enthusiastically without any dull moments. It gives me the illusion that no one in the world knows me better than it. I declare that from today on, it is my new wife! It's a pity that it's a little small. It would be even better if there was a life-size version..."
"You should go to Neon to buy the life-size ones. I'm telling you, don't just treat the rune figures in the krypton shop as companions. They have many uses. You can even learn first-level spells, as well as the recipes for elixirs and talismans. They can help you share some of your work and learning tasks."
“Is this true?! It has this use?!” Liu Peng was shocked.
"Of course it's true... Didn't you read the instructions?"
"I was so excited that I didn't have time to watch it... I'll go watch it right now. Don't worry, I will definitely write a good review. Such a good rune figure deserves all the praise. I won't say anymore. My Yifei is calling me. Let's get back to chat, brother."
Yifei? I also like Reba, Liya, and Dabaobei.
While complaining about the name Liu Peng gave his rune figurine, Su Mu opened the delivery box of the Wood Dragon Blood and asked Cai Mao to take out the blood tofu and put it in the refrigerator. He would wait for Xiao Ye to come back in the evening and then make it and eat together.
Then he drank the Lingshen Xueya tea in one gulp and waved his hand, saying, "You guys go and do your own things. I'll practice in the yard for a while. Caimao, keep an eye on Tushan Mimi while she practices the Dingshi swordplay. Don't let her slack off."
"Yes." Caimao replied.
Tushan Mimi pouted her lips, looking unhappy.
Su Mu took out the incense burner, lit a piece of mind-calming incense, sat on a bamboo chair, and called out the sun and moon visualization method that he had upgraded to perfection with krypton gold.
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