Hearing Su Mu's question, the originally happy couple of lovebirds suddenly became depressed.
They chirped and the book spirit quickly translated: "Recently, not only our Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, but also many nearby cultivation schools have not hatched any lovebirds."
Su Mu's expression also became serious, and he asked, "What should we do then?"
Blind date is a lifelong event for little lovebirds!
If they don't have a mate, their bodies are not even complete, let alone flying. It's difficult for them to walk and they can only hop on one foot. Once they fall, it is difficult for them to get up carefully. They are even worse off than the female turtles on the beach.
The book spirit said: "The lovebirds said that they can no longer rely on the blind date corner. They plan to look on the blind date website. If they still can't find a suitable one, they can only make simulated spouses for the young birds to use as a makeshift..."
Su Mu was surprised.
The idea of simulated spouses is understandable. In Japan, even simulated dolls can be made vividly and extremely lifelike. It is not difficult to make a simulated bird.
Although Su Mu did not have a deep understanding of the professional knowledge of beast taming, he discovered when he was studying alchemy that the artificial organs in this world rarely had rejection reactions because they were integrated with the cultivation technology.
I believe the same is true for the simulated mates of lovebirds.
It’s just a dating website, what the hell is that?
In this world, is there a dating website specifically for exotic beasts?
After listening to Su Mu's question, the book spirit gave an answer without the lovebirds saying anything: "There are even blind date corners, so what's so strange about the appearance of blind date websites? Not only are there blind date websites, but TV stations also have blind date programs..."
"Isn't that show called If You Are the One?"
"Hey, how do you know? You watched it too? What species of female guest do you like?"
"I haven't seen it, I'm just guessing..."
Su Mu sighed: On Earth, dating shows always discuss the types of female guests, but in this world, they directly discuss species...
The book spirit recommended, "That show is quite interesting. You can watch it if you have time. A few years ago, there was a green tea spirit who had opened his spiritual orifice. He said in the show that he would rather cry on a limited edition flying dragon mount than laugh on a low-end first-level flying sword. It caused a sensation and heated discussion. But later, some people said that it was an actor arranged by the program team. We don't know whether it's true or not, just watch it for fun."
Su Mu was stunned: Why does this story sound so familiar?
As they were talking, the lovebirds flew to the chick, flapped their wings, took out their cell phones, and quickly opened an app.
Su Mu curiously went over to take a look, and it turned out to be a blind date app.
Not only can you post your own photos, information and dating intentions on it, but you can also search and view the profiles of exotic animals that have already posted courtship information.
When searching, there are not only common options such as address, age, gender, etc., but also more special options such as species and level.
Looking at the dating photos in this app, they are either artistic or heavily photoshopped. A dog-headed man who looks like a husky can be photoshopped into a wolverine, and a cat demon can be photoshopped into a strange beast...
It seems that this kind of "photo fraud" does not distinguish between countries and the world.
The couple of lovebirds quickly searched out some suitable little lovebirds' blind date and courtship information and showed it to the little chicks, which made the little guys very excited and they kept calling "Chirp, Chirp, Chirp".
"They are discussing which bird is more handsome and beautiful." The translation by Shu Jing is simple and direct.
Su Mu leaned over to take a look and felt that the little lovebirds in the photos all looked similar...
Anyway, he couldn't tell which one was prettier or more handsome.
The couple quickly sent messages to the suitable lovebirds on the app one by one. Then they took photos of the chicks, filled in their profiles, and sent them to the dating app in order to increase the chances of a match.
They also worried a lot about their children's marriages. Although it was their first time being parents, they were quite competent.
Su Mu saw Cai Mao, Tu Shan Mi Mi and the others running out from the kitchen to watch the fun, so he asked with a smile:
"Do you want a date? If you do, I can help you post a dating message on the app. You are the head chef and important employee of the well-known catering company Maofan Restaurant. The most important thing is that you have a generous boss. The conditions are quite high..."
Cai Mao and Tushan Mi Mi rolled their eyes at the same time, one said "not interested" and the other said "no need".
Mao Sun also shook his head and said no, there are many medicinal bamboo shoots in Qingcheng Mountain, and if it wants to find a partner, it doesn't need to go on a blind date app.
"I'm still young, so I don't need it for now."
Seeing Su Mu looking at them, the other poor Tushan fox and Xianluo, who didn't deserve to have a name, also shook their heads and tentacles to indicate that they didn't need it.
"Well, our closest and most intimate brothers... How about you help me send a blind date message? They are not interested in this, but I am."
Su Mu looked back and saw a shy, blushing expression on the cover of the book.
Book essence: (*/＼*)
"Aren't you a book? Do you still need a partner?"
Su Mu was very surprised and wanted to ask, "How can you use your partner if you are like this? Are you just rubbing against each other? But if you want to say that... then what is the pile of books on the table?"
What about gathering together?
According to this, many high school and junior high school students should be arrested because their desks are filled with books, which is a crime against the organization!
The book spirit never expected that Su Mu's imagination would develop so quickly and so widely.
It smiled shyly and said, "I'm not just any book, I'm a book spirit. Besides, isn't there an old saying that there are beautiful women in books? That's the marriage advertisement of us book spirits since ancient times."
I don't read much, so don't lie to me. When did "Beauty is found in books" become a marriage advertisement for book lovers? Is it really okay for you to use Lu Xun's words in such a random way?
Seeing that the book spirit was serious, Su Mu asked again: "Why don't you look for it in the library? Are all the book spirits in the library your relatives?"
"That's not the case." The book spirit shook his head left and right, as if shaking his head. "It's just that he's a book spirit in the library. We've been together for many years, so we're too familiar with each other. It's hard to take action."
Su Mu said: "That's true. I'll take some photos for you and send them to the dating app. You are a civil servant and have a part-time job and subsidies in a well-known company. Your conditions are very good and you should be very popular."
The cover of the book immediately cracked open, revealing an excited smile, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, I think so too."
Su Mu quickly took a photo for it, but when he was about to upload it, it stopped him and said, "Our good brother, please help me edit it before uploading it."
"What's so good about this photo?"
Su Mu looked stunned.
The book spirit looks like a book in the photo. How can this be edited?
P thin or p thick? Skin smoothing or thin cover?
"Forget it, I'll just go find Tushan Mimi." The book spirit sighed, "Besides, your photo is not very good, it doesn't show my figure at all."
Su Mu: ???
I was actually criticized for my photography skills by a book? But you are just a book, square and square, where do you get a good figure? I want to take a picture of you with curves, but it doesn't work.
Forget it, let it go find Tushan Mimi, so I can save myself some trouble.
Su Mu shook his head, deleted the photo of the book spirit in his phone, put his phone in his pocket, and looked at the book on the stone table again. He found a few feathers had fallen on the book.
It is the feather of the lovebird.
"Are you losing your hair?" Su Mu was startled and turned his head to ask.
The feathers of the love-winged birds are related to their physical and spiritual conditions. So when Su Mu saw the feathers falling off, his first reaction was that the love-winged birds were sick?
The book spirit went to the kitchen, and Mao Sun took on the role of translator.
"The Lovebirds said that their feathers are replaced every few years. Also, after the chicks are hatched, they will also shed their feathers. This is a normal physiological phenomenon and does no harm to their bodies or spiritual powers."
"So that's how it is. I was shocked." Su Mu understood and felt relieved.
Then he thought of another question: "So, the lovebirds have shed a lot of feathers in the past few days?"
"Yes, I took off a lot." Mao Sun nodded.
"Where are those feathers? They weren't thrown away, were they?" Su Mu asked hurriedly.
The feathers of the lovebirds can enhance the relationship between husband and wife.
Not only that, if single people have the feathers of lovebirds, their success rate in confessing their love and finding a partner can be greatly improved.
Otherwise, when the Lovebirds followed Wen Wubin to pick up Sumu and Suye, how come they were surrounded by the old men and women in the community and almost turned into hairless chickens?
In addition to worrying about their children and grandchildren, these uncles and aunts may also want to have a second spring in life.
Therefore, the feathers of the lovebirds are really good things. If they can be made into ornaments and amulets, they will be effective for both cultivators and ordinary people.
It would be a pity to throw it away.
Fortunately, Maosun said, "Collect them all and put them in the storage box in the living room. Xiaoye said that these feathers will definitely be useful to you."
"My sister still understands me." Su Mu felt relieved and said with a smile.
Mao Sun hesitated for a moment and did not tell Su Mu. Xiao Ye said later: My brother will not let go of anything that can make money.
Su Mu ordered, "Maosun, you have to make a hard trip and deliver the feathers of the lovebirds to the factory. Let them hurry up and design and produce a batch of 'love accessories' so that they can be put on sale in time for Double Eleven."
"Double Eleven?" Mao Sun was stunned when he heard this. "Isn't that Singles' Day? Is it really okay to sell love accessories on Singles' Day?"
Su Mu chuckled: "You have never been in a relationship, so you don't understand. It is very memorable to be single on Singles' Day. And I guarantee that I will never forget such a anniversary."
Mao Sun said "Oh" and said nothing more, but he was complaining in his heart: You talk as if you have been in love before...
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