After a while, Tushan Mimi climbed back onto the tiger's back, grabbed the tiger's fur with one hand, rubbed its butt with the other, hung her head, looked dejected, and no longer dared to show off her power as before.
"You deserve it." Su Mu glanced at her and said unhappily, "You still want to learn to fly a sword? You can't even ride a tiger properly, and you can't even use the power of a tiger to bully others. If I really let you fly a sword, won't you be thrown off by the flying sword?"
A picture flashed through Tushan Mimi's mind: a flying sword shouted at her "Don't get in my way", then accelerated and threw her off.
She shuddered, feeling that this scene was extremely embarrassing for a fox who aspired to be a swordsman!
So Tushan Mimi buried her head even deeper.
Su Mu snorted and said, "From today on, in addition to knife skills, you have to follow Cai Mao to learn how to flip the pot and the spoon, so as to avoid such embarrassing things again!"
"Ah?" Tushan Mimi raised her head and looked at Su Mu in surprise: "No, I fell off the tiger's back, what does that have to do with tossing pots and pans?"
Su Mu said confidently: "Of course it is related! Do you think flipping pots and pans only trains arm strength and the skill of eating on a tripod? You are wrong! Flipping pots and pans can effectively exercise the waist, back and lower body. And flying a sword requires the waist, back and lower body. As the saying goes: To practice sword, you must first practice the waist. A good waist makes the sword faster!"
Tushan Mimi rolled her eyes and thought to herself, I would never believe you, you are a bad old man, you are trying every means to train me to be a cook.
She only dared to think about these complaints in her heart, but she dared not speak them out loud, otherwise, what awaited her would be more than just two more classes of flipping pots and pans...
Kevin, who was riding a three-headed dog, turned his head and said, "Da Mi Mi, your master is right. Only when your waist is healed can you learn to fly the sword well."
Tu Shan Mi Mi knew that Kevin also studied sword flying, so she asked seriously, "Really?"
"Of course it's true." Kevin said seriously, "A strong waist makes a sharp sword, and it can stab people and make them scream!"
Tushan Mimi didn't hear the hidden meaning behind the old driver's whining, and took it seriously, nodding repeatedly: "Then I must practice flipping the pot and the spoon well."
Su Mu glared at Kevin, but couldn't say much because Xiao Ye was next to them. He just warned the old driver with his eyes, telling him not to drive recklessly.
In the team, some students majoring in flying swords also heard the conversation between Su Mu and Tushan Mimi.
During these days, they witnessed Su Mu's strength, especially his ability to wield a flying sword as big as a bed board with great force, which made them admire him very much.
After hearing what Su Mu said, they couldn't help but think: Teacher Su is so good at flying swords, is it because he has a good waist? Just like a certain author? It seems that practicing swords first and then practicing waist is really the key to learning flying swords! When I go back, I will also buy a set of pots and spoons, and practice flipping pots and spoons every day...
Su Mu never expected that his deception failed to fool Tushan Mimi, but made a group of students majoring in flying swords believe it without a doubt.
So much so that several years later, the sayings "Practice your waist first before practicing sword" and "Learn to flip the pot and the spoon first before learning sword" were included in the textbooks of the flying sword major and became one of the examination points.
This also caused a group of students majoring in flying swords to complain that Su Mu was not doing his job properly. Not only did he cause trouble for students majoring in alchemy and weapon repair, but he even didn't let go of flying swords, causing them to have to memorize a lot of knowledge points...
After teaching Tushan Mimi a lesson, Sumu continued to look through books that required hard work to break through the Pure Spirit Grass cultivation technology.
When everyone saw this scene, they admired him even more: In the Yuanjiao secret realm full of weirdness and danger, Su Mu could actually calm down and study. No wonder he could learn various subjects so well, there was a reason for it!
At the same time, because Su Mu was reading a book, many new students who had joined the team and were still a little nervous and uneasy, felt relieved.
In their view, this was a sign of Sumu's calmness and confidence, which gave them a backbone and stopped them from panicking and worrying.
Su Mu didn't expect that studying the book would have this effect. It was a pleasant surprise.
Su Ye, riding on the back of the powerful tiger king, rubbed the tiger's fur and skin with his hands, and suddenly praised: "It's really good!"
When the powerful tiger king heard this, his face was broken with laughter. He felt that his hospitality was not in vain. He was about to say something, but he heard Su Ye say, "What a pity."
The powerful tiger king was stunned and confused. He couldn't help asking, "Second Master, what's the pity?"
He called Su Mu the master, and Su Ye the second master. He changed this name from the title of the first and second master.
Su Ye said: "It's a pity that you are my brother's pet..."
When the powerful tiger king heard this, he couldn't help but feel proud: It seems that the second master is very satisfied with me and wants to take me in as his spiritual pet!
He was just about to say something like 'I am loyal to you, and I will do anything for you, even if it means risking my life,' to show his loyalty, when Su Ye continued, "I really can't bring myself to say it."
Lower...mouth?
The "king" pattern on the tiger king's forehead suddenly changed into a "?".
What are you doing? Are you going to eat me?
The powerful tiger king was so frightened that he trembled all over and asked in a trembling voice: "Second Master, what do you mean by this?"
Tushan Mimi looked up and glanced at Sumu first. Seeing that he was reading without any reaction, she immediately perked up and said to the powerful tiger king with a smile: "You don't understand this? Suye is embarrassed to eat you!"
Fuck, are you really going to eat me? The powerful tiger king felt a chill on his back, laughed dryly twice, and asked tentatively: "Second Master, are you kidding?"
Su Ye ignored him and just muttered: "What a pity, I haven't eaten tiger yet. I heard there is a dish called tiger dish in Northeast China. I wonder what it tastes like?"
When the powerful tiger king heard her serious tone, he trembled immediately and suddenly felt that this second master was more terrifying than his master.
If we are not from the same family, why don’t we enter the same house?
Fortunately, I have become the master's pet, otherwise, I would have already entered the second master's stomach?
When the powerful tiger king thought of this, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and secretly warned himself: If I meet humans from the northeast in the future, I must stay away from them. They want to eat tigers, which is terrible...
What he didn't know was that there were actually a few students from Northeast China in this team.
After hearing what Su Ye said, they all smiled bitterly and wanted to tell Su Ye that although the word "tiger" was in the name of the tiger dish, it was not made with tiger meat.
That's a cold vegetarian dish!
Just like there is no wife in wife cake and no fish in fish-flavored shredded pork, there is no tiger in tiger dish.
The powerful tiger king originally wanted to strike up a conversation with Su Ye and show his courtesy along the way, but after being frightened by her, he dared not say a word and just ran away.
At the same time, I was feeling lucky: Fortunately, I didn’t say anything about going through the knife mountain and the frying pan, otherwise, I would probably be asked to really go through the knife mountain and the frying pan… Deep-fried tiger meat, coated with a layer of egg white, starch, and breadcrumbs, fried until golden and crispy, enough to make the kids next door cry instantly!
The team's march today was smooth, and they did not encounter any attacks from monsters or ferocious beasts along the way, but they also encountered a very strange situation.
Kevin rode the three-headed dog to Su Mu and whispered, "There is a group of monsters that have followed us for a long way."
"I know." Su Mu nodded.
Other students who served as scouts also reported back this information.
Moreover, his clone hid in the shadows and went around the group of monsters, finding out their strength clearly.
The strength of this team of monsters is not very good, the highest is only level three, and most of them are around level one or two.
The demons, ghosts and ferocious beasts that had targeted them before were led by demon lords of at least level five or six, and demigod-level demon lords were common.
What happened today? The powerful demon lord didn't dare to come, so he sent a group of cannon fodder to keep watch? That doesn't seem likely.
Su Mu was a little confused.
But he didn't think much about it and said, "You and Senior Sister Lin, take a few more people and kill them!"
They are just a group of low-level demons and beasts. There is no need to mobilize a large army. A special force will be enough.
"Okay." Kevin responded, and called Lin Jian'e and others to kill the evil monsters that were following them.
However, the group of demons and ferocious beasts reacted very quickly. When they saw Kevin, Lin Jian'e and others standing out from the crowd, they turned around and fled without waiting for them to launch an attack.
Although they are weak, they are not slow and are familiar with their surroundings, so they can run away in an instant.
Seeing this, Kevin, Lin Jian'e and others decided not to pursue them further as they were afraid of traps and ambushes, so they had to retreat back to the team.
Not long after, the group of demons, ghosts and beasts came over again and followed closely. If a cultivator tried to attack them, they would immediately retreat.
Moreover, the distance they followed was just right, just outside the range of the vitality, which made people very uncomfortable.
This went on for several times. Kevin was a little angry, but he didn't lose his mind and chased after them. He just cursed: "What do these evil monsters want to do? They don't fight back, and they don't run away. They just stick to us like dog-skin plasters. It's so annoying."
"Of course you can. You even learned the word 'dog-skin plaster'." Su Mu joked.
Glancing at the group of demons and beasts in the distance, he said, "Don't be angry. Maybe they just want to provoke us and make us chase them out and fall into a trap. Don't be fooled."
"Don't worry, I won't fall for this trick."
Kevin certainly wasn't stupid enough to chase after them, he just felt unhappy because he felt like he was being led astray by these monsters and ferocious beasts.
Lin Jian'e said, "We can't just leave them alone, right? Should we think of some way to kill them?"
Su Mu thought about it for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No need. Our current priority is to reach Yushan as soon as possible and find a way to leave the secret realm. As for these demons and beasts, if they want to follow us, let them follow. A few days ago, the demigod-level demon lord followed us and couldn't do anything to us, let alone them. However, once they dare to enter the range, you must open fire."
"clear!"
Everyone nodded.
Kevin gnashed his teeth and said, "If they dare to enter the range, I will kill them immediately!"
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