Chapter 75 The conscientious boss teaches you how to draw cards online



The video is not long, only a few minutes, and the quality is only average, which is completely incomparable to those promotional advertisements shot by professional teams. However, this video still barely shows the effect and power of the succulent magic tool.

When they saw more than fifty curses and weakening debuff spells all bombarded on a person whose body was covered with mosaics, instantly draining his spiritual and physical strength, and he collapsed to the ground holding his waist, losing his combat effectiveness... everyone couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously reached out to touch their waist, as if their own waist was hurting too.

The dormitory area of ​​Southwest University of Science and Technology and Xiuzhen University.

Xu Lin was holding her phone. After reading this, she couldn't help but suck in a mouthful of cold noodles. After chewing it quickly and swallowing it, she sighed, "There are too many debuff spells built into this magic weapon, right? If dozens of them hit me in an instant, I would have fallen flat on my face... But where did the krypton shop find these actors? They are so dedicated that they actually took on a wave of spells. Aren't they afraid that their bodies will be ruined after filming this commercial?"

Zhao Yuan sat next to him, holding porridge from the school cafeteria in one hand and a big bun in the other. He ate and said, "Don't even mention you. With so many debuff spells focused on you, even a cultivator of level 3B strength would have to kneel! A cultivator of level 3A strength might be able to withstand it, but he would also be trapped and unable to escape in a short time."

Chen Kai looked at the two helplessly: "I say, can you two go back to your own yard to have breakfast? What have you been doing in my yard every day?"

"Shut up, Ouyou, just sit there and pass on your European energy to us!"

"Why do we come to your place? Don't you have any idea? Of course we are here to suck your energy."

Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan looked up at the same time and spoke so confidently that Chen Kai opened his mouth wide, not knowing how to refute.

Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan were not the only ones who were shocked by the power of the succulent magic weapon.

Although Su Mu wrote in the product introduction that the succulent magic weapon has 28 built-in spells, he did not explain that the effect in the video was caused by the simultaneous activation of two succulent magic weapons.

The scene in the video where a bunch of debuff spells hit Yu Changhai at the same time really surprised many people. They thought that the effect was released by a fleshy magic weapon and were shocked.

Of course Su Mu would not admit that this was false advertising.

I have noted that the succulent weapon has 28 spells built in. As long as you are careful and serious, pause and count carefully, you can still see that the effect in the video is actually produced by two succulent weapons.

Besides, in the instant noodles advertisements, there are big pieces of beef and big shrimps. How can I say that this is fake?

After a few minutes of silence, the Q&A section was swept by a new wave of frenzy.

One of the questions and answers instantly became a hot topic: "You said this is a defensive magic weapon? Are you kidding? It instantly focused so many debuff spells, it's almost as effective as Katyusha's sweeping the floor! This is obviously an offensive magic weapon, right?!"

Su Mu didn't need to do it himself, and soon a top student helped him to popularize the science in the question and answer section: "This magic weapon is really not an offensive one, because it doesn't have many offensive spells built in, most of the spells are auxiliary and debuff types. According to international standards, it is indeed a defensive magic weapon.

However, the idea of ​​this defensive magic weapon is quite different. Most defensive magic weapons on the market now open a shield and then add a bunch of buffs and protection buffs to the protected target, so that it can withstand the enemy's attack or hold on until the support arrives. Although there are also spells that reduce the enemy's benefits, there are not as many as this magic weapon...

The idea behind this magic weapon is to actively defend, aiming to tire the enemy to death, thus achieving a defensive effect. Not to mention, judging from the situation in the video, it is quite effective..."

Xueba's analysis attracted a lot of people to study and discuss. At the same time, it also made many people realize that defense can be played in this way, which opened their eyes and broadened their thinking.

Unfortunately, although there are many people watching the fun, no one has placed an order to buy the succulent implements yet.

This situation was within Su Mu's expectations, so he was not in a hurry. After all, the customer base of the succulent magic tool was mainly ordinary people and first-level cultivators who had graduated. Not many of these people knew about the flagship store of Krypton Gold Immortal, so more publicity was needed.

As for the publicity activities, Sumu already had a draft in mind, it just needed to be improved before it could be presented.

Although no one placed an order, there were quite a few people making fun of it.

Most people are saying that the krypton shop has finally shown some conscience this time and is no longer doing things like drawing cards and opening packs to cheat people out of their money, as they did with treasures like the Soul Runes.

All I can say is that their understanding of dog planning is clearly not deep enough.

Although it is difficult to draw cards and open packs with succulent magic tools, Su Mu has many ways and means to cheat... Bah, it is to improve the power and effect of succulent magic tools to a certain extent. Of course, this improvement is paid, after all, he needs to pay the cost and effort. And this improvement will also have some risks...

After the joke, people began to urge the shipment and put the Soul-Transporting Runes and other items back on the shelves, especially the Soul-Transporting Runes.

Some people even complained that it was difficult to get high-quality runes. Although there was a guarantee for 10 draws, except for one SSR, the other nine were all N/R runes. Can you believe it? This delivery rate is simply too bad, and it is difficult for the krypton store to be called the conscience of the industry.

Although this title was always given to Su Mu himself, the buyers agreed with it verbally but never acknowledged it in their hearts...

Following this complaint, people's discussion started to go off topic, and they stopped discussing the fleshy artifacts and started discussing how bad it was to open the Soul Rune pack and how low the chance of getting a good rune was.

This made Su Mu unhappy.

I guaranteed you an SSR for every ten draws. I’m so kind, and not only are you not grateful, but you also accuse me of being a black?

Besides, if you can't produce good products, shouldn't you blame your bloodline and luck? Why should you blame me?

After careful consideration, he decided to teach these people, as a senior planner, how to open packs scientifically and draw cards reasonably.

He quickly typed out a tutorial and put it on the homepage of the online store.

The title is very ordinary, it is called: "Teach you step by step to open high-quality runes."

The content is as follows:

"First, you need to choose an auspicious day to open the package. Friends who know divination, it is best to do divination. If you don't know divination, please choose 6 o'clock, 8 o'clock, 16 o'clock, 18 o'clock, etc. to pray for good luck. Secondly, before opening the package, please burn incense and wash your hands, and then play a festive BGM. For example, good luck is coming, so as to improve your luck.

Finally, remember to kneel down when opening the package. Don’t ask why, just kneel down. Shout to the seller, “Give me a good rune.” If you do this, you will generally get a good rune. If you still don’t, it only means that your bloodline and luck are too bad, and it has nothing to do with our online store, because we are absolutely conscientious!”

As soon as this tutorial was released, all the buyers in the online store were excited and applauded.

This one said: "Fuck... I'll pick up a bunch of flowers and give it to the boss. You said it very well. You really have a 'conscience'!"

The other one said: "Boss, your uncle is in great health! He must have followed your instructions to open the package, so he can live so healthily. He didn't get angry to death, did he?"

"hehe."

Seeing these comments, Su Mu nodded with satisfaction.

It seems my tutorials are still very popular.

As for those words urging him to put the product back on the shelves, he just pretended not to see them.

There is no rush about that matter, just wait until he enters the Cultivation University, because he is afraid that he will really be beaten by someone then.

Now that we're at the Cultivation University, we have to be safe...right?

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