Chapter 360: It is impossible to earn money, not in this lifetime



There is indeed cephalexin in Su Mu's body.

This was a common medicine in the family. When he went home to clean the house last time, he saw that it was about to expire, so he stuffed it into the space bracelet and prepared to throw it away. However, he encountered a series of misfortunes later and forgot about it.

When he heard that Gu was going to take cefuroxime, he immediately took it out and sent him to the ice prison.

“Is this cefuroxime?”

Gu had never seen anything like capsules before, so he looked it up and down and said, "It looks a bit like a pill, but also a little different."

He opened his mouth, picked up all the capsules from the plate, threw them into his mouth and chewed them. His expression suddenly changed: "Pah, pah, pah... So bitter and unpalatable! Can this stuff be used as a side dish for drinking?"

Su Mu was also convinced: "These capsules are swallowed directly, no one knows how to chew them."

Gu was stunned when he heard this: "There are certain rules for eating it? Can you swallow it and still taste it?"

He thought about it, but couldn't figure it out, so he said, "Next time you send me wine, give me some of this cephalexin. I'll swallow it and see how it goes with the wine."

"……OK."

The drum general waved his hand, and the ten wine bottles filled with dragon urine beside him were immediately sent out of the ice prison and into Su Mu's room.

A strong, pungent, foul smell immediately hit Su Mu in the face, almost making him suffocate, and even making him cry.

Before this, he had guessed that the smell of dragon urine would be very strong, but he didn't expect it to be this strong!

This can be used directly as a biological weapon!

Su Mu was afraid that the stench would spread and disturb Su Ye, so he quickly used a wind control technique to lock the smell of dragon urine and prevent it from spreading outwards.

At the same time, he stuffed two pieces of medicinal incense into his nose. With the help of the smell of the medicinal incense, he diluted the stench of dragon urine and relieved his head from the pain. He quickly used his wonderful brushwork to draw corks and plug ten wine bottles.

But to be honest, although the dragon urine smells smelly, it contains a lot of spiritual energy!

Higher than dragon saliva and dragon blood!

It is worthy of being the ancient dragon!

Dragon urine must not be left outside, but with such a strong smell, Su Mu did not dare to put it in the space bracelet. What if it contaminated other pills and treasures, wouldn’t that be a bad thing?

Fortunately, he still had an unused storage device on him, so he took it out and put all ten bottles of dragon urine in it. At the same time, he decided that this storage device would mainly be used to store dragon urine in the future. He didn't dare put anything else in it.

Gu saw this scene through the eyes on the gourd and felt both amused and a little embarrassed. He laughed and said, "Well, this is my first piss after holding it in for millions of years. It's understandable that it smells a bit strong, right?"

I understand you!

Although Su Mu had incense in his nostrils, he still held his breath. He pointed his finger at the window, and the window opened immediately. Then he controlled the wind to blow the stench outside, straight out of the yard.

Soon, Su Mu heard noises coming from the courtyards of several surrounding dormitories, as well as bursts of exclamations from his classmates.

"Fuck, that stinks!"

"What happened? Why does it stink? What smells so bad?"

"Damn, this smells even worse than the roasted durian I ate last time!"

"Did the sewer pipe in the dormitory burst? It shouldn't be so smelly!"

The students just thought that the smell was too stinky and irritating, but their pets smelled some unusual information from the stench.

The pets didn't know who the owner of the urine smell was, but they felt a fear in their souls and lay on the ground, trembling. Even the fearless dog-headed Husky raised by Senior Sister Xun Ling was scared now, shivering with its tail between its legs.

The owners of the spirit pets did not know that the spirit pets were afraid, and thought they were stung by the stench.

Hearing the noise and screams coming from outside the yard, Su Mu said "I'm sorry" in his heart.

Fortunately, there is a magic circle set up by the school in the dormitory area, which is a multifunctional one. It can not only resist foreign enemies, but also provide cooling in summer and heating in winter.

Sensing the presence of suspected poison gas in the dormitory area, the magic circle immediately activated emergency measures. Gusts of wind were generated from the magic circle, which quickly blew away the stench and out of the dormitory area.

A group of raccoon spirit beasts, with their chubby little butts twisting, safety helmets on their heads, and yellow shirts with the word "Construction" written on them, appeared in the dormitory area, running around and checking the condition of the sewer pipes.

Gu also saw and heard the noise outside the yard through the gourd, which made him even more embarrassed. He muttered quietly: "I smelled it myself, but it didn't smell that strong."

Su Mu rolled his eyes.

Can you smell it at a glance? You are used to it.

"The transaction is complete. I should put the gourd away. I wish you a pleasant gaming time... Well, if you encounter any problems in the game, you can come to me."

If you want to spend money, remember to find me, I guarantee it’s fair!

He hummed twice, which was considered as agreement.

Just as Su Mu picked up the gourd and was about to put it into the space bracelet, he suddenly had an idea and said hurriedly: "Hey, wait, how about I just use dragon urine to pay for your drinks and games in the future? I can give you more in quantity, and you will definitely not lose. My dragon urine is also a very good thing, and it can also be used in alchemy and medicine to improve cultivation."

Dragon urine can indeed be used to make elixirs. Su Mu has seen related records in the textbooks on alchemy.

But there is dragon blood to be made, why use dragon urine instead? No matter how good dragon urine is, can it compare to dragon blood? And Su Mu always feels that there is something malicious in exchanging dragon urine for dragon blood...

So, he rejected Gu's proposal without hesitation.

Gu didn't insist and just gave up after mumbling a few words.

After putting away the gourd, Su Mu exhaled a breath of foul air, removed the medicinal incense that was stuffed in his nostrils, and prepared to rest.

At this time, the cell phone rang. It was Wen Wubin calling. He started by scolding him, saying that he was not quiet so late at night, causing chaos in the dormitory. The school would have to find a way to clean up his mess, and the monthly exam plan could not be affected by this incident.

After the training, he was asked to send some dragon urine over for research tomorrow.

After all, it is the urine of an ancient dragon and is of great research value.

"This is your real purpose, right? Scolding me is just a side effect?" Su Mu muttered in his heart, and nodded repeatedly.

It would be good if Wen Wubin could find some information about dragon urine. At the very least, it would provide him with a data sample. In this way, he could use dragon urine to integrate with other knowledge, so as to avoid having to test it himself.

After all, there is a difference between dragon urine and dragon saliva.

After hanging up the phone, Su Mu exhaled a breath of foul air, rubbed his aching solar plexus, sat on the bed, practiced the Golden Toad Qi Refining Technique, and then fell asleep.

At the same time, the drunken Drum in the ice prison burped and sent his spiritual power into the mobile phone.

"This mortal is quite cunning. He actually set a restriction in my phone to restrict me from installing software on my own. But a mortal can also trap me with restrictions he made? Haha, naive!"

Gu's tone was full of confidence in his own ability, as well as disdain for the restrictions in the phone.

Soon, a curtain of light appeared in front of Gu's eyes.

There are rune codes on the light curtain.

Then, a hint of surprise flashed in Gu's drunken eyes, and his mouth gradually opened wider.

"What the hell is this?!"

Gu originally thought that although he was not good at rune arrays, it was still very easy to crack the rune arrays made by mortals. But when he saw the rune codes programmed by Deng Li in his mobile phone, he realized that he was the naive one.

He couldn't understand these rune codes at all, and they felt like they were no different from the heavenly book.

I wanted to crack it by force, but I found that although the rune code could be cracked, the phone would also be broken.

This is very embarrassing.

After staying still for a moment, Gu pretended nothing happened and retracted his spiritual power.

“Forget it, forget it. I won’t crack it… Although the strength of these mortals is not that great, they do have some abilities in other aspects.”

He would never admit that he didn't crack the code because he didn't know how to do it.

He didn't crack it because he didn't want to disappoint Su Mu. After all, he still relied on Su Mu to help him get wine.

Drum opened the game again and started playing.

"Hey, draw cards? If you're lucky you can draw a powerful character? This suits me, I've always had good luck... Wow, R card, looks good. Oh, wait, there are SR and SSR on the R card? Doesn't that mean the card I drew is not strong at all? No, I have to draw a few powerful cards to match my status. Can't draw cards? Not enough diamonds? Where do diamonds come from? Recharge? I have to recharge to play a game? What a joke, I don't recharge! Oh, completing the main quest can also reward diamonds? This is good, a conscientious game..."

This time, because there were games, Gu, who was drunk, did not fall down and fall asleep. Instead, he played with great enthusiasm.

In the scientific research base above the ice prison, someone discovered this situation via an unmanned reconnaissance aircraft.

A group of scientists immediately got busy, and began to study where Gu's mobile phone came from and what he was doing with it.

Is he contacting his followers to stir up trouble? Or is he using his phone to attract followers?

No one felt that the drums were playing a game.

Even if they had the opportunity to peek at Gu's phone screen, they would probably doubt whether Gu had any intention in playing games. Could it be that he wanted to achieve some ulterior motive by playing games?

The next day came in a flash.

Sumu got up early in the morning and took a look at his phone. Whether it was his circle of friends or the forum of the school app, everyone was discussing the stench from last night.

The school made a statement regarding the incident last night, saying that a student was researching poison in the dormitory in the middle of the night, but did not handle it properly, resulting in the poison leaking. The student has been punished, and the school emphasized the discipline issues in the dormitory area. It is strictly forbidden for anyone to conduct poison experiments in the dormitory area.

In addition, Su Mu also found that he had received a message from Gu.

And it's not just one or two, there are dozens.

When I clicked on it, I saw the same message: "I want to top up! Help me top up!"

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