"I don't think he's here."
"It's about to arrive. Forget it. I can't escape it sooner or later anyway. I might as well accept my fate. This monkey bullied me in the sky and now comes to the human world. What sin have I committed?" Fatty Zhu sighed.
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came over.
"Run, keep running, haha, I'm not bullying you, I'm loving you."
Bang!
Sun Wukong descended from the sky with a loud bang, smashing the dead branches and leaves on the ground into pieces.
Tang Xiaobao and Fatty Zhu were so scared that they jumped up from the ground.
Pushing the dead leaves off his face, Tang Xiaobao looked at the monkey head in front of him and said with a wry smile, "Great Sage, please don't be so flirty when you appear. You almost blinded me!"
Fatty Zhu spat out a dry leaf, looked mournful, and stared fiercely at the monkey head, saying, "You're trying to drive me to death! Don't go too far! If you provoke me, I'll fight you to the death. Even a rabbit bites when it's angry, and a dog runs off the wall when it's angry."
"Come on, come on, bite me, I'll piss you off. With your cowardly look, I can beat ten of you by myself."
The monkey put one hand on his waist, raised his neck, pointed his finger and shouted with a domineering look on his face.
Hey, are you going to fight?
Tang Xiaobao was a little excited.
The final battle between Bajie and the Monkey King, damn, this is even more rare and exciting than the final battle between Ximen Chuxue and Ye Gucheng on the top of the Purple Gold Peak!
Tang Xiaobao laughed: "Fight, fight, Fatty, you can't be a coward!"
"Hmph, I won't fight him. I can't kill him anyway. We can't kill him either. It's a waste of energy." Fatty Zhu sat down like a deflated ball and held out his hand: "Give me another one."
Tang Xiaobao handed over a cigarette and lit it.
The monkey pouted and said, "Can you beat me? I can beat ten of you alone."
He also sat down, and the three of them sat in a circle.
"Give me one too."
The monkey stretched out his hand.
Tang Xiaobao was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
So, the three of them exhaled smoke.
This scene is so beautiful that I can’t bear to look at it.
Tang Xiaobao is tall enough.
Bajie is fat enough.
The monkey head is thin enough.
They all have their own characteristics.
The key is their identities. If people knew about them, it would definitely make the headlines.
I'm not talking about the names of Marshal Tianpeng and the Monkey King. I'm just saying that one is the actual controller of the Holy Religion, one is the world's number one chef, and the other is the all-rounder Tang Xiaobao who is currently in the limelight...
Isn’t that scary enough?
After pumping for a while, Monkey Head said, "Junior brother, you better obey me."
So dirty!
Tang Xiaobao frowned.
Fatty Zhu said, "Okay, I can cook for you, but I won't go on the treasure hunt."
"What treasure are you looking for?" Tang Xiaobao asked curiously.
The monkey head said proudly: "Okay, welcome, we can form a monster-catching team."
"He's going to fight monsters and demons, are you going?" Fatty Zhu said angrily, "I'm warning you, don't take any risks. Your Chaos Body isn't complete yet, so don't lose your life. If you go, you'll definitely be killed by those monsters. We'll just be tortured if we go."
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao was stunned: "Then you are still going?"
"He has a masochistic tendency." Fatty Zhu said indignantly, pointing at the monkey head.
"Life is so boring." Monkey Head did not deny it and laughed.
Tang Xiaobao swallowed his saliva, and suddenly an idea came to his mind. He said, "Do you like adventure?"
"Yes, yes."
"Then do you know about Erlang Shen and Roaring Sky Dog coming down?"
Tang Xiaobao asked.
Monkey Head and Fatty Zhu were stunned.
"Ah? Lord Erlang Shen has come down too? Isn't he the nephew of the Jade Emperor? No way? Has he also violated the Heavenly Law?" Fatty Zhu looked shocked.
Monkey Head also looked curious.
Tang Xiaobao said, "No, he came here through the passage between the human and immortal realms. He was actually after my Primal Chaos Energy. This old Jade Emperor wanted my Primal Chaos Energy. Moreover, this guy also captured two of my friends, so I want to kill him."
Fatty Zhu's expression changed drastically: "Wasn't he trafficked here?"
"yes."
"You still want to kill him?"
Fatty Zhu's expression was a little exaggerated: "Do you know what you are talking about? He is Erlang Zhenjun. He can crush you to death with just one finger."
Tang Xiaobao curled his lips. "He's just an idiot, how could he be so powerful? I think the chances are still great. The Great Sage is here, wouldn't it be easy to kill him?"
He looked at the monkey head.
Fatty Zhu laughed.
The monkey head had a strange expression on his face and waved his hands: "It's easy for me to kill him. He is my defeated opponent."
"Look, the Great Sage said it's okay."
"But..." Monkey rolled his eyes: "I'm not interested in fighting the defeated. It's more fun to poke monsters."
Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
Fatty Zhu said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, if you're afraid of others, just say it directly. Do you need to flatter yourself?"
"I--"
Monkey Head's face flushed, and he stood up. In a flash, he was far away, and a voice came back: "Fatty, hurry up and catch up, do you really want to deal with Erlang Shen?"
The fat man jumped up and said, "Brother, wait for me. I'd better go with you."
Suddenly, the fat man flew up.
But soon, a loud noise was heard in the distance.
I guess it fell again.
In the past, his flight could only last for dozens of meters, but this time, it seemed that he could last for hundreds of meters, or even farther.
But in the end, it still keeps falling.
When Tang Xiaobao came to his senses, Monkey Head and Fatty Zhu had already disappeared without a trace. Only rumbling sounds like thunder could be heard from the horizon from time to time, which became smaller and smaller until they could no longer be heard.
He is quite depressed.
I originally thought that with the monkey head, the plan to kill Erlang Shen could be carried out smoothly.
Moreover, the appearance of these two brothers here together seemed like fate, which saved them a lot of trouble.
But who would have thought that both of them were cowards.
Even though Monkey Head spoke so nicely, he was still afraid of Erlang Shen after all.
At first, Tang Xiaobao couldn't figure it out, but later he began to understand.
Erlang Shen's magical powers are still there.
Although Monkey King and Pigsy are immortal and can never be killed, they won't seek abuse. Their magic powers are almost non-existent and can basically be ignored.
This fight is impossible to win.
Fighting is just asking for trouble.
Monkey Head would rather fight monsters and suffer abuse than fight Erlang Shen.
To put it bluntly, it's all for face.
In the past, Erlang Shen might not have been able to defeat him, and that was an honor. But now he can't beat him, and it would be so embarrassing to go again.
Or maybe, Monkey has learned his lesson now and has to consider the Jade Emperor's face.
After all, he still didn't dare to go against the Heavenly Court.
Erlang Shen is now the spokesperson for Heaven.
It seems that the plan to kill Erlang Shen has to be shelved. At least, it is not feasible to do it by someone else for the time being.
Tang Xiaobao went home depressed and took a nap.
At daybreak, he went downstairs and found a guest in the room.
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