The head teacher's surname is Li, and his name is Li Tiangui. He is a strong man in his forties. He wears a pair of black-framed glasses. He waved to everyone as soon as he entered the door and looked very easy-going.
Standing on the podium, he motioned for silence: "Hello everyone, I'm your homeroom teacher. My surname is Li, and my given name is Tiangui. You can call me Teacher Li or Brother Li from now on. By the way, can you guess my age?"
"thirty."
"Thirty-nine."
"forty."
"Thirty-five."
"sixty!"
puff!
Someone laughed, and then the whole room burst into laughter.
Li Tiangui was also amused: "Oh my god, who said I was sixty? Am I really that old?"
There's nothing we can do. He's too friendly, and we're all adults, so almost no one is afraid of him, and everyone just laughs.
Waving his hand, Li Tiangui said seriously, "You all guessed wrong. Let me announce the answer: I am eighteen!"
sweat!
All the students were stunned as if they were struck by lightning.
Damn it!
eighteen?
Why didn’t you say you were only ten years old?
So shameless!
This is pretending to be young!
Seeing that everyone was shocked, Li Tiangui suddenly burst out laughing: "Eighteen times twice!"
"Thirty-six!" Ye Biao shouted.
"Correct. I just made a joke with everyone. After this brief interaction, what do you think of me? I'm definitely easygoing, cheerful, and humorous, right? Wrong!"
Everyone was shocked again.
Am I wrong?
How could it be wrong?
Aren't you just being funny?
"I am not only cheerful, funny and optimistic, I am also a promising young person full of positive energy."
"Haha, just kidding. OK, my introduction ends here. Next, let's get to know each other. We all come from all over the world. Those who can enter here must be the most elite students from all over the place, but here, we are classmates and a family. We should not have a sense of superiority over each other, because we are starting from scratch. The previous achievements only belong to the past. We have to look back... Okay, who will introduce first? Let's start from the front and come up to introduce!" After Li Tiangui finished speaking, he cleared the podium.
"My name is Xiao Jian, I'm from Hunan, and my hobby is reciting..."
"My name is Wei Min, I'm from Hebei, and my hobby is dancing..."
... College students are indeed different from high school students. Even though they have just become college students, they are all full of confidence. The later they are, the more detailed their introductions become.
"My name is Feng Hong. I'm from Guangdong. I like making friends, especially handsome men. My criteria for choosing a partner are..."
Ha ha ha ha.
The group of students below were laughing like crazy.
Oh my god, is this a blind date meeting?
Tang Xiaobao was also stunned and lowered his head guiltily.
Damn it, if you like handsome guys, don’t look at me. Even if I’m more handsome, girl, where’s your modesty?!
"My name is Shi Rong, and I'm from Chongqing. My hobby is cooking, and I love making delicious dishes. I hope to make the best hot pot for my boyfriend in the future!"
“I want to eat!”
“I want to eat too!”
“Do it for me!”
Wow, Shi Rong is pretty good-looking, and immediately attracted a group of boys to express their love for her.
Li Tiangui stood aside and laughed: "Next time you invite your boyfriend to dinner, don't forget to bring the teacher along. I want to eat too!"
Many students burst into laughter again.
Because Li Tiangui's personality is so easy-going, no one takes him seriously. The atmosphere is extremely lively and everyone is having a great time.
Finally, it was Li Feng’s turn.
Li Feng's clothes were all custom-made. He had a nice figure and was quite presentable. As soon as he stepped onto the stage, he immediately attracted the attention of several female compatriots. Clearing his throat, he put on a smile that he thought was very charming and said, "I'm Li Feng, a local from Yanjing. My biggest hobby is enjoying delicious food. Of course, having fun is also what I'm best at. I'm familiar with all the food places and nightclubs in Yanjing. If anyone wants to experience it, you can find me. I'll cover all the expenses..."
Wow, this is just showing off your wealth.
But men and women nowadays just fall for this.
As soon as Li Feng introduced him, he immediately attracted the attention of more girls, and several of them even blushed, obviously moved.
He is so handsome, a native of Yanjing, rich and good at having fun. These are extremely tempting conditions for many girls.
Ye Biao curled his lips below: "Damn, this guy is so shameless. Boss, it's your turn next. I'm rooting for you."
"What are you looking at me for?" Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
"You can't let him steal your limelight. You have to perform better than him when you go up there," said Ye Biao.
"You come first." Tang Xiaobao said with a smile.
Li Feng came down, and many girls followed him with their eyes. Ye Biao came on stage, coughed, and said, "I'm Ye Biao, from Northeast China. I'm interested in martial arts and am proficient in Hongquan. If anyone gets bullied in the future, remember to come to me and I will definitely help you fight back."
Oh my god, this guy has a beard and knows martial arts. Although he is not very handsome, this big man from Northeast China has a natural aura. Two girls actually blushed and their hearts beat fast, and the boy was even more excited.
"Okay, Ye Biao, I'll rely on you for fights from now on!"
"Master of Hung Gar, you'll have the confidence to speak out from now on. If you don't agree, I'll beat you!"
"Hung Gar? Then you must show me a few moves!"
The boys below started to boo.
Ye Biao was blushing.
He has indeed practiced Hung Gar since he was a child, but this martial art cannot be performed on the podium. It is best to perform it in actual combat.
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