Chapter 362: Xiao Fubao Commands the "Goose Army" to Fight the Bad Guys
The man who had just fallen down looked even uglier after being helped up by the people behind him. He turned around and fiercely kicked the stone that tripped him. With a "crack", the man let out a donkey's bray: "Ah——!!!"
Then the man hugged his feet and hopped back and forth on one leg, with tears in his eyes.
"Uncle Zhong, what happened to you?" A young man ran over to help, but was knocked to the ground by the jumping man. The man himself could not keep his balance, and the two fell into a ball.
The boy's head hit the stone, and soon a big bump appeared on the back of his head, and his arm was also scratched and bleeding.
The miserable plight of the two made little Fubao so amused that he sat down on the high slope and clapped his thighs with joy, his big eyes turning into crescents.
"What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and catch that damn girl. It's all her fault. Otherwise, my toes wouldn't be broken."
The man's forehead was covered with cold sweat due to the pain, and he trembled even when he spoke. Fingers are connected to the heart, and toes are still toes. If they are broken, it will be extremely painful.
The remaining three people all rushed up the hillside, trying to catch little Fubao.
But strange things happen every day, and there were especially many today, so the three of them couldn't climb up.
"Oh, this is really weird. This slope doesn't look very high, but why do I feel like we are sliding down all the time? It's like we are climbing a slope in place."
"Are you blind? Do I need to tell you that? Can't you see?"
As soon as a few people took one step forward, they slipped down on the loose yellow soil, and their faces and bodies were covered in dirt.
Little Fubao's big watery eyes were staring intently at the ground below, with a hint of doubt in his eyes from time to time.
"Bad guys, are you playing some fun game?"
Little Fubao thought that the people looked funny, but seemed quite amusing, so he asked in a baby voice.
The people below were so anxious that they were sweating profusely, but they were laughed at by the little girl, which made them even angrier.
"I just don't believe it. I can't get up here. I'll try another side. Can a small hill block my way?"
A man angrily kicked the yellow mud ground below and ran to the other side, and the other two people quickly followed him.
After a long time of effort, they finally climbed halfway up.
Little Fubao had no more fun to watch, so he sighed heavily, "Hey, why did you get up here?"
"You stupid girl, how do you think we got up here? I'm going to catch you and sell you today." The man said as he pounced towards Fubao.
"Humph, you're still too young to catch your aunt? Dabai, Erbai, Xiaobai, come on, teach them a lesson."
Fubao imitated the way the young wives in the village scolded their husbands or quarreled with others. She put one hand on her waist and pointed at the people in front with the other hand, and domineeringly ordered her "goose army" to charge forward.
When the big white geese heard their master's order, they stretched out their necks, made a "quack" sound, and flapped their wings like brave warriors and rushed towards the people.
The three of them didn't take the big white goose seriously at all, and pointed at Xiao Fubao and mocked him: "You silly girl, these are all your helpers? Didn't they send us a few more geese for free? This is a good deal, hahaha..."
When one of the men was laughing with his head raised, Dabai rushed over and pecked the man's leg with his hard beak, shouting from time to time, as if saying: "You dead man, dare to laugh at my master, I'm nagging, I'm nagging, I'm nagging..."
The man's legs were instantly pecked red by the big white goose.
"Ah! What kind of goose is this? Whose good goose pecks me so painfully?" The man could only hide now, being chased by the big white goose. The big white goose was relentless in pursuit. The man was already unable to move freely on the hillside, and he could not run fast, so he was soon caught up by the big white goose, which grabbed the man's butt.
Dabai exerted force and pulled the man's pants down, revealing two white buttocks.
"Ah -! You rogue goose, why are you pulling my pants?" The man was embarrassed and annoyed. He wanted to bend down to put on his pants, but his butt was exposed to Dabai's eyes again.
Dabai saw two white things dangling in front of him, and he bit them directly with his mouth, followed by an even more tragic scream: "Ah——!!!"
The man's buttocks turned visibly purple.
Xiao Fubao had been standing not far away, waving her little fists and cheering for her "goose army" soldiers: "Dabai, good job, bite him, yes, bite him hard, I'll make you delicious food when I go back tonight, Erbai, great, Xiaobai, fly over, quickly!"
Xiao Fubao was watching intently when she suddenly saw Dabai tear off the man's pants. Everything happened in an instant, catching Xiao Fubao off guard. She quickly covered her eyes with her hands, muttering, "Don't look at anything indecent, don't look at anything indecent... You stinky hooligan, you took off your pants in front of a little girl, I'm going to go home and tell Daddy, you'll be in big trouble, humph!"
The man was fighting with Dabai. When he heard Xiao Fubao scolding him, he got angry. "You damn girl, who is the rascal? It was obviously your goose that pulled my pants. Call your goose back now. Ah——!"
The man was not paying attention and was bitten on the butt by Dabai again.
Little Fubao covered his eyes and said angrily, "Dabai, teach this bastard a lesson. He is still a little kid. Daddy and brother have said that those who take off their pants in front of girls are bad guys. Tell Fubao not to watch and teach him a lesson."
The man screamed even more miserably than before: “Ah—ah—ah—ah—!!1”
As expected, Dabai did not disappoint Fubao and bit off a layer of skin from the man's butt. The man reached out to grab Dabai's neck, but Dabai was very agile and dodged left and right, so the man couldn't catch him.
On the other side, Erbai was fighting fiercely with another man. The man was entangled by Erbai and almost rolled down the slope. The man was wearing a robe, which was hanging diagonally on his body. He walked with a limp, and it was obvious that his leg was seriously injured by Erbai.
Xiaobai had forced the man he was dealing with directly down the hillside. The man rolled all the way down and hit his head on a rock, fainting on the spot.
Xiao Fubao slowly loosened his hand and saw that the man had put on his pants. He picked up a stone from the ground and was about to throw it at Dabai.
Little Fubao screamed in fear: "Dabai, run!"
Little Fubao got anxious and picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground and threw it at the man.
As luck would have it, the stone hit the man's nose bridge, and his nose instantly felt painful and sour. The feeling was even more "sour and refreshing" than the goose biting his butt just now. He felt that his nose bridge must have been broken by this damn girl.
Blood was pouring out of his nose. Dabai took the opportunity to return to Fubao. With a victorious attitude, he raised his head and shouted a few times at the man, "Ga ga..."
Little Fubao touched Dabai's head to comfort it, and Dabai immediately rubbed its head in Fubao's palm like a well-behaved kitten.
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