Rong Zezhou sat on the sofa holding Zhu Sha, watching Lin Mi busying herself on the makeshift table in the pet room.
He couldn't quite understand why such a large collection of various fabrics suddenly appeared in their room.
"Xiaomi, we finally have a day off, why don't we go out and have some fun?"
Rong Zezhou tried to stop the team leader from having such a rebellious idea, "Look, it's sunny outside, even Zhu Sha wants to go out."
Lin Mi gave Rong Zezhou a look in his busy schedule: "Then take it to the grass to play, and remember to clean it when you come back."
Rong Zezhou: ...
Does he want to take Zhusha out to play?
Does Zhusha still need him to take him out to play?
The entire base belongs to Uncle Zhusha.
Is the team leader doing this on purpose, or is he pretending not to understand what he means?
"Although today is a holiday and there are no training matches scheduled, I still have to play rank games,"
Rong Zezhou changed his angle and continued to work hard, "I see Ji Feng and the others have already gone to the training room, so let's go down and duo row as well."
Lin Mi remained unmoved: "I've been playing on the Korean server recently, and I don't plan to play in the Canyon of Heroes for the time being. If you want to play duo, find someone else."
Rong Zezhou leaned his chin on the armrest of the sofa and pretended to be aggrieved: "The top jungler is in the double row, the bottom support is in the double row, and I am the only one that no one wants. Oh, life is so difficult."
Lin Mi: ...
Is this the latest soap opera you've watched?
"Ship God, you are not afraid to wear women's clothes, are you?"
Lin Mi turned the tables and deliberately said something provocative, "Although your figure is a little too "strong", it shouldn't be a problem for you to play a guest role as a beauty from the Western Regions."
Rong Zezhou immediately stood up, put Zhusha on the sofa, then took off his loose T-shirt, revealing his lean upper body.
"I'm big?"
Rong Zezhou stood up and walked closer to Lin Mi, "Do you want to take a closer look?"
Just take the risk. Instead of wearing women's clothes in front of so many people, it is better to take them off and show them to Lin Mi.
He just doesn't believe that his figure would be unattractive!
When the little leader can't stand it anymore and pounces on him, he will——
"What are you doing?"
Rong Zezhou froze in place, not daring to move, because his chest was now covered with a piece of cloth, and Lin Mi was holding a needle that seemed to have been snatched from Aunt Rong's hand, and poking the cloth.
"Don't move, my skills are a little rusty recently, and I might shake and get you and your clothes stuck together."
Lin Mi threatened with a smile.
How is it possible that you want to ** him just by exposing your upper body!
Having lived in the same room for so long, which of the ship god’s chest muscles, abdominal muscles and long legs has he not seen?
He is not such a superficial person.
Since someone offered to be a model himself, he would not be polite.
Rong Zezhou: ...
Something's wrong. This is different from what we agreed.
This is not how it is played out in the TV series. Why doesn’t his little team leader follow the script?
By the time Lin Mi was finally willing to go downstairs to the training room with Rong Zezhou, a set of oversized Western dancer's dress was already hanging in the closet in their room.
Rong Zezhou opened his computer with a look of despair. The only thing he was thankful for was that he didn't have time to prepare two sets of clothes and Lin Mi was not so cruel as to let him do a live broadcast alone in women's clothing.
Looking at Rong Zezhou, who was completely depressed after being bullied by him for a long time, Lin Mi felt a little distressed again.
He thought about it, and simply opened his Canyon of Heroes account and invited Rong Zezhou: "Ship God, do you want to play duo?"
[This is a slap in the face followed by a sweet date. ]
Rong Zezhou snorted in his heart, but quickly accepted the invitation, and when choosing a position, he cleverly put the support in front.
"Don't you play mid lane?" Lin Mi asked, tilting his head.
Rong Zezhou said, "Hmm," and said, "I want to relax today. I'll pick a support and wait for you to lead me."
Lin Mi had no objection.
I remember when he first started playing League of Legends, Rong Zezhou would choose a support to hide aside and teach him while watching him being bullied while fighting one against two, and then suddenly come out to help him fight back when he was about to get into trouble.
Now that I think about it, Rong Zezhou should take full responsibility for the reason why he developed his current playing style.
Lin Mi and Rong Zezhou had just formed a team and hadn't started ranking yet when Roll walked in from outside with Mao Bing.
Maobing added a position next to Zhuoyang, intending to practice with him alone, while Roll clapped his hands and shouted, "Today is a holiday, everyone should not forget the live broadcast, especially you, Xiaomi. Maoer Live has been complaining that our team has led you astray, saying that you never prolonged the live broadcast time before."
Lin Mi nodded obediently, indicating that it was okay.
The length of the live broadcast was originally agreed upon in the contract, and Maoer Live is the sponsor of their team, so they still have to obey the call of the sponsor.
Except for Zhuoyang who wanted to practice alone with Maobing, other players of the WDG team also turned on the live broadcast. Only Rong Zezhou was still struggling.
Seeing that the people around him were still not making any moves, Lin Mi turned around and counted on his fingers to help him analyze: "Ship God, if you want to duo with me, we have to talk and interact, right? I have a live broadcast, even if you don't, the audience in my live broadcast room can hear your voice, aren't you just being taken advantage of by them?"
Rong Zezhou: ...
What you said makes sense, but the word "freeloading" is used strangely.
"So, why don't you turn on the live broadcast to make up for the time? Maybe you can even get some gift money to buy canned food for Zhu Sha."
Zhusha happened to come down to inspect the territory, so Lin Mi simply picked it up and stuffed it into Rong Zezhou's arms, "How about you put Zhusha in front of the camera and let it appear in front of you, so that you can earn cat food for yourself?"
Rong Zezhou looked down at Zhu Sha, who yawned lazily.
Seeing that Zhu Sha seemed to want to sleep on him, Rong Zezhou immediately hooked over the footstool and stepped on it, creating a more comfortable sleeping environment for Uncle Zhu Sha, then turned on the camera and aimed it at Zhu Sha.
In Rong Zezhou's deserted live broadcast room, which was overgrown with weeds, there were only a few unwilling fans comforting each other, but they didn't expect the host to suddenly come online, and what happened was -
A cat.
A ragdoll cat with a pair of big sea blue eyes.
——
[Has the boat god remembered the password of the live broadcast room? 】
[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, it must be the cat's own live broadcast! ]
[Cat food? 10, what a beautiful cat! ]
[Canned food? 10, oh oh oh, love love, give the cat canned food! ]
[Wait, cat, you can turn on the camera, why can't you turn on the microphone? I want to hear you meow! ]
As soon as Rong Zezhou started broadcasting, the live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and many fans flocked to him. However, the aloof boat god didn't even think about turning on the microphone. No matter how noisy the barrage of comments was, he just showed them the pantomime.
In comparison, Lin Mi is much more pampering to his fans.
When faced with comments like "wanting to see cosplay in women's clothing", he just softly explained that the clothes were not ready yet, and there would be cosplay, women's clothing——
Lin Mi glanced at Rong Zezhou, whose face turned into a card when he started the live broadcast, and said with a smile: "There may be women's clothing, but it depends on the team's performance."
Rong Zezhou looked at his screen seriously, as if he heard nothing.
His hand unconsciously stroked Zhusha's soft fur. Zhusha flattened his stomach comfortably, squinted his eyes and snored.
[Help, I'm actually starting to get jealous of a cat! ]
[You are not alone in front! The hands of the ship god are so beautiful. ]
[I think the fingers of e-sports players are very beautiful. Look at Xiaomi next door, they also have top-notch beautiful hands.]
[This hand control party said that it feels good now, even if I have to watch pantomime all the time, I can accept it. 】
But soon, the benefit of watching the hands disappeared because the game began.
Although Rong Zezhou said that he wanted to win without any effort, how could he not seize the opportunity to double-row that he had finally obtained by using his beauty?
Then we must serve the tour leader comfortably so that he will want to patronize us again next time.
In this game, Rong Zezhou's fans were watching the cat in the silent live broadcast room while listening to the sound in Lin Mi's live broadcast room. Then they fully witnessed how the personality of the aloof and noble ship god in their impression completely collapsed.
"Xiaomi, am I doing a good job of padding the knife?"
"Xiaomi, my line card is good, right?"
"Xiaomi, come and get the red buff, I'll guard it for you."
"Xiaomi, I'm out of the crucible, you can hit me as much as you want, I'll protect you."
Xiaomi, Xiaomi——
Amid the cries of "Mi", the fans raised the banner of Mizhou CP while crying.
[I finally understand why the boat god refuses to open the microphone. This wave of dog food is choking me to death. ]
[Ship God, I know Xiaomi is very good, but can you be a little more reserved? ]
[The person in front is a single guy, right? Is modesty more important than a wife? 】
[By the way, am I the only one who thinks that the boat god hasn't caught up with Xiaomi yet? ]
[Sister in front, you are not alone! The boat god obviously hasn’t eaten it yet! ]
[Ship God, can you do this? We've known each other for so long and you still haven't caught up with her. If you can't do this, please get out of the way and let me do it! ]
After finishing a rank game, Rong Zezhou finally remembered to take a look at the comments in his live broadcast room, and then he was stabbed in the heart by the disgust all over the screen.
Moreover, he was powerless to refute.
Because everything the barrage said is right.
Not to mention eating it, he never even held my hand formally.
It’s all tears if I talk too much, alas.
Rong Zezhou let out a long sigh. The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hear it, but Lin Mi noticed it.
Lin Mi turned around in confusion and asked, "Are you tired? Is the cinnabar too heavy? Put it on the ground."
Cinnabar: Meow?
Rong Zezhou leaned forward, reached out and touched Lin Mi's fur, and sighed: "I just suddenly felt that life is not easy, so we should cherish every moment we have--"
Lin Mi: ...
What's wrong with this guy today?
I didn’t seem to have eaten anything wrong at noon!
"Didn't I say that you must go in and take a look when you pass by here? Why don't you go in again? The real eye in here has been watching you for five minutes. How long do you plan to let it watch you?"
Just when Lin Mi wanted to talk to Rong Zezhou about what he wanted to do, Mao Bing's voice suddenly came from the training room. His voice was a little loud and seemed to be angry.
Then Zhuoyang apologized carefully.
"And what's wrong with your jungle planning? Don't you understand that the monster refresh time is only 15 minutes? Are you practicing a shuttle run or checking your WeChat step count?"
Mao Bing pointed at Zhuo Yang's computer screen with a serious face, "Do you know that if you do this, you will kill two fewer groups of monsters than the opponent? Do you think that when you are shopping, the opponent's jungler will also accompany you shopping? I have seen the games you lost before. Many times it was the Boat God and Brother Hai who helped you fill in. They are taking care of you, but it doesn't mean that you can feel at ease wasting your teammates' time!"
Zhuoyang bit his lip and apologized again in a low voice.
He is not a player trained by the youth training team, but a king of passers-by discovered by the coach of the old WDG team in a high-level division of the Korean server.
Therefore, compared to the jungle players who have received formal youth training, he did not do well in some details. This is why Roll and Yan Jin wanted to hire an assistant coach to give him one-on-one tutoring.
The higher the level of the game, the more details determine success or failure.
Zhuoyang is a jungler with his own ideas. His unconventional jungle route can sometimes bring miraculous results, but when he encounters an experienced and powerful opponent, it will have little effect.
This was the case in the game that WDG lost.
When his teammates online could not gain an advantage and were even at a disadvantage, Zhuoyang could only choose to jungle conservatively. However, it was precisely because he did not carefully naturalize the route and handle the vision when jungle, that he was completely exposed to the opponent's vision. The opponent's jungler not only cleared the most jungle points than him, but also avoided him and completed several online ganks.
Although part of the reason was that Hua Shuran had almost no time to come out to build vision in order to protect the Swift Wind's push, this was what the WDG team expected before the game.
In order to maximize the advantage of Gale in laning, Zhuoyang needs to bear more vision pressure. However, in the past, Hai Ge and Rong Zezhou would help whenever they were free, but once they were entangled by the opponent, Zhuoyang would be overwhelmed.
[Is this the coach talking? He sounds so fierce——]
[Actually, Sun played pretty well. He only lost one game. There's no need to scold him like that, right?]
[I feel sorry for the young jungler. Can the coaching staff communicate well with the players? ]
The sounds from the WDG team's training room reached the ears of the audience in the live broadcast room, and the barrage immediately began to express dissatisfaction with the coaching staff.
Seeing this, Lin Mi quickly turned off the microphone and signaled Rong Zezhou to turn it off as well.
Rong Zezhou slid the mouse and searched on the computer for a long time but couldn't find where to turn off the microphone, so he simply turned off the live broadcast.
Rong Zezhou heard nothing in the live broadcast room. The audience who was watching the cat all the time:? ?
On the other side, Hua Shuran and Ji Feng, who had hurriedly turned off the live broadcast, huddled together and dared not say a word. On the contrary, Brother Hai calmly turned off the microphone, then said with a smile: "Hey, Mao Bing, you've been retired for such a long time, and your temper hasn't improved at all. What's the matter? Do you still want to continue the record of scolding someone until they cry?"
With Brother Hai interrupting, Mao Bing realized that he had gone too far, so he lowered his voice and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I got a little excited. Brother Yan told me that as a coach, I have to pay attention to the attitude when communicating with the players, but I am a person who gets angry and -"
Rong Zezhou turned around and said to Lin Mi, "See? Roll didn't lie to you, did he? The top and jungler of the LBG team are still complaining about my bad temper. I'm afraid they forgot how Mao Bing scolded them and made them cry like dogs."
Thinking about the funny couple Ueno and Ueno whom he met at the carnival, Lin Mi really couldn't imagine them crying like dogs.
"This is just the beginning," Rong Zezhou continued to complain, "I remember when I first participated in the LPL All-Star Game, I played a mid-lane Ivern, and someone chased me and scolded me for the entire game. What did they say about me? Yes, they said that I had grass growing in my brain and should go see a doctor and stop spreading the virus in the canyon."
puff--
Rong Zezhou's words relaxed the tense atmosphere in the training room, and even Zhuo Yang, who was almost scolded to tears, laughed.
Even the God of Ships had been scolded before, so it didn't seem too shameful for him to be scolded too.
Maobing pushed his black-framed glasses, then patted Zhuoyang on the shoulder and said, "As someone who has been through this, I want to give you a tip. If you find that your wild monsters always die strangely during a game, don't doubt it, just scold the mid laner. Your mid laner has a criminal record. He picked Ivern and stole six groups of my wild monsters in ten minutes. Do you think I should scold him?"
Zhuo Yang scratched his head stupidly: "But Brother Hai would also steal my stone man and □□, and Ji Feng would also sneakily eat my wild monsters."
Cat Biscuit: ...
What the hell is this bandit team? It’s a nightmare for junglers!
"I'm sorry, I had a bad attitude just now,"
Mao Bing looked at Zhuo Yang sympathetically, "No wonder your jungle route looks so strange, it turns out you were bullied by them. From today on, if anyone steals your jungle monsters without warning, you will just scold him!"
Zhuo Yang's eyes lit up: "Really? If I can't win the argument, will you help me, coach?"
Catcake looked around.
Rong Zezhou clenched his fist at him, Brother Hai picked up the teacup to moisten his throat and was ready to fight back at any time, Ji Feng looked puzzled as if he didn't understand why he couldn't steal wild monsters.
Cat Biscuit: ...
Mao Bing cleared his throat wisely: "Ahem, if you can't win the argument, maybe you can win it if you say it a few more times."
A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. He does have a bad temper, but he is not Bruce Lee.
Zhuoyang: TAT.
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