The wife kept sighing and complaining about the 10,000 yuan, insisting on finding out the reason.
Even if he were to be beaten to death for ten thousand yuan, he wouldn't dare say it to his wife, who had just given birth. Looking at his twin sons in swaddling clothes, he felt that his life was over and he had no end in sight.
So, faced with his wife's relentless questioning, he lied.
He told his wife that she was so capable, giving him twin sons at once, which made him feel proud, but also put a little pressure on him.
After hearing this, his wife relentlessly pressed him to tell her what the pressure was.
His wife's questioning was exactly what he wanted to hear; otherwise, his lies would seem too fake.
He stammered for a long time without explaining what the pressure was. Finally, it was only after his wife asked the kitchen to bring a cleaver and kill their two newborn sons that he finally spoke fluently about what the pressure was.
At that time, he was just a junior police officer. Not long after they got married, his wife became pregnant. After ten months of pregnancy, she gave birth to twin sons. Many people envied them, including his direct superior, who had been married for many years but whose wife had never had a child.
As a result, his direct supervisor has invited him to urinate in the toilet more than once, and the situation of going to the smoking room to smoke together has happened even more frequently.
This is the pressure he told his wife.
"Husband!" Upon hearing this, the wife went to the kitchen to get a cleaver. Holding the cleaver, which she had sharpened to a gleaming edge for easy butchering of chickens and fish, she pointed it at Wan Yuan and said, "What's your boss's name? He has such audacity, daring to even covet my husband! Don't worry, husband, as long as I'm here, I will never let a gay guy like you have his eye on you. Today, I'll go to his office and chop down all the plants there as a warning to others!"
Wan Yuan was speechless for a moment. When he understood what his wife meant, he reached out and snatched the gleaming kitchen knife from her hand. "Wife, you've misunderstood!"
Wan Yuan's wife was stunned when her kitchen knife was stolen and she heard Wan Yuan say it was a misunderstanding. "Husband, what did I misunderstand? Does that mean your boss likes to ask you to go to the bathroom because he's interested in you? Humph, even if my husband's butt is as perky and round as it is, I may never use that flower in my life. It can only be mine, mine alone!"
Wan Yuan smiled wryly and said, "Okay, okay, okay, it's all yours, my whole being is yours."
When Wan Yuan's wife heard what he said, her heart, which had been filled with the thought that her husband was being targeted by his male boss, finally calmed down.
To prevent his wife from overthinking and saying anything outrageous, he preemptively told her the real reason why his boss frequently invited him to the restroom and for cigarettes.
It turned out that his boss had come to him for advice after hearing that he had given birth to twin sons in less than a year after getting married.
Going to the toilet together was to secretly observe the differences between Wan Yuan's private parts and his; smoking together was to find out if Wan Yuan was secretly taking some kind of fertility drug.
This was a lie told by Wan Yuan. At that time, his boss was a woman, not even a man. How could she invite him to the toilet? How could she invite him to smoke?
His wife, however, was unaware of all this. Surprisingly, after listening to him for so long, she didn't come up with any more strange ideas but chose to remain silent.
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It seems that the book on postpartum care that he bought last time made some sense. Women do indeed experience a significant change in temperament after giving birth. Otherwise, why would his wife, who always loved listening to and spreading gossip, have become so quiet?
Soon, his wife proved him wrong with her actions, making him realize his mistake.
Just like a dog that's raised and fed perfectly will still want to eat poop when it sees it, how could a wife who loves gossip so much easily miss any gossip?
The day after he told his wife that his boss had asked him for a secret to having a child, he had just gotten off work and was still changing his shoes when his wife, who should have been lying in bed breastfeeding their child, ran to the door to greet him.
Instead of welcoming him home, his wife handed him the things she was carrying and then saw him off at the door.
According to her, the bag she handed to Wan Yuan contained not only a fertility secret recipe that she had asked an older woman who danced in the square with her mother for, but also an adult film CD that Wan Yuan had watched for the first time since entering puberty.
When Wan Yuan strolled down the street carrying a bag, he looked somewhat like a goddess who grants children.
What kind of wife did he marry? She actually had the nerve to call his father and ask him what the first adult film he ever watched was? Did she attribute the fact that she was able to have twin sons to the adult film that gave him his sexual enlightenment?
I'm completely speechless.
I was walking slowly down the street when, without realizing it, I ended up at the police station where I go to work.
He went inside, put the bag in his desk drawer, then wandered around the street for a while, and when he figured it was about time, he went back.
He deliberately dawdled, and by the time he got home it was very late. His wife, unlike usual, was not already asleep with their two sons; she was on the phone.
Hearing the door open and seeing Wan Yuan return, she excitedly waved to him repeatedly, "Husband, come here."
After spending ten thousand yuan to change his shoes, he slowly walked to his wife's side.
After his wife ended the phone call, she took his hand and said, "Honey, there are still more good people than bad in this world."
Wan Yuan wholeheartedly agrees with this viewpoint. There are definitely more good people than bad people in the world, otherwise, how many police officers would be needed?
He noticed that his wife was only wearing pajamas and hadn't even put on a thick coat, so he couldn't help but whisper a few words of reproach, basically saying that she didn't take care of her health.
As he spoke, he took off his coat and draped it over her shoulders, and his wife nestled into his arms.
What should have been a heartwarming and loving scene was almost violently pushed away from his arms by the words his wife uttered the next second.
His wife, looking into his eyes, said excitedly, "Honey, I'm so happy to live in such a loving world! You know what? I just called my best friend, and her boyfriend happened to be there. He heard about your boss's problem and immediately said he was willing to help. He even said that if he couldn't handle it alone, he could ask his friends for help. Honey, did you hear that? Friends! This is exactly what they call 'one person asks for help, and everyone lends a hand,' honey..."
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