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Noel, codenamed Grappa, is not sure of his age, probably fifteen or sixteen. He is a bottle of wine from the winery in the world of science, the kind imported from Italy. He was picked up by Bermode when he was a child and thrown into the training institution of the winery. He is a bad boy and is proficient in all kinds of behaviors that are not allowed by law.
However, four years ago, for some unknown reason, he suddenly awakened his memories of his past life. Although it was very vague, he found that he seemed to be a good rabbit named Xia Tian, and had a pair of adoptive parents who loved him very much. He became jealous and then shut himself off.
If he casually mentioned what he had done, he would be put in a dark room for life if he returned to the Flower-growing Family. This was actually acceptable, but considering his nationality and the organization, he would either be extradited back or captured by the organization.
So he cleverly thought of a shortcut and simply reincarnated back. After calculating the population ratio, Nor felt that the probability was still very high. However, this world was against him and he could not die no matter what. The specific performance is as follows:
He jumped into the sea, was rescued by a kind-hearted person who happened to pass by and listened to a three-hour lecture. He was then picked up by his colleagues and beaten up.
I cut my wrists and just put some hot water on them to make a few cuts when my colleagues found out. I was beaten up and thrown into the infirmary.
When he fired a gun, he either ran out of bullets or his gun broke, and then he was discovered by his colleagues and beaten up.
Sleeping pills. It’s not a pleasant feeling to be taken to have gastric lavage by a colleague.
He locked himself in a small, sealed room and wanted to go through all the trouble, but his colleagues discovered something was wrong with the mess of gadgets on his body early on and threw him directly into the interrogation room.
Finally, after carefully studying the Conan comic in his past life, Noel walked up to his colleague and said seriously, "Gin, I'm actually an undercover agent."
Under the other party's gaze of looking at him as an idiot, he was beaten again.
He had defected about two years ago, so he had only been out of the laboratory for half a year.
In short, the bloody lesson above finally made Noel a little more honest in the organization. After finally getting the gentleman's nod of approval, he was able to move freely like a normal code member and only needed to show up when carrying out a mission.
Until a few days ago, when Noel was about to try reincarnation again, a voice inexplicably appeared in his head.
[I don't recommend you to continue like this, it's useless. ]
"Who are you?" Noel asked calmly, thinking of a time-travel system novel he had read in his previous life, and wondering what this person's tricks were.
When his mind went from the ancient Long Aotian system to the recently popular shopping mall card drawing system, as well as the legendary favorability strategy system, and he was seriously thinking about which character's path in the scientific world would be more fun for him, this voice finally couldn't help but come again;
[I am not a system, and I don't need you to complete any tasks. ]
"So, what's the purpose?" Norton felt a little depressed, but then he thought of something and asked excitedly, "Could it be that they found out that I accidentally traveled through the world and disrupted the rules of the world, so they sent me back?"
"You're really slow here. How should we leave? Should we take the body with us or find a place to bury it?"
【no......】
"So what do you want to do?"
The voice fell silent again, as if it didn't want to communicate with Noel. But it didn't matter, because Noel was always good at talking to himself.
"Could it be that an evil spirit came to take over the body? This setting seems a bit like an old-fashioned horror movie. But it doesn't matter. I can send you... or is it that you are actually the legendary master with the golden finger? This seems even older."
"But this is all a little unscientific, isn't it?"
"You are me, my split personality!"
【Get lost! 】
The cold mechanical voice finally spoke a sentence with strong emotional connotations.
"So what are you doing here?"
【Let you live. 】
"Are you kidding me?" The boy with the bandage put away his funny and sick look and asked seriously.
[In short, don't try useless suicide attempts. You won't die.]
"Hahahaha——" the boy laughed, his face couldn't be seen clearly because of the mask, "This joke is really funny."
In the following days, the voices in his head disappeared, and Noel's life seemed to return to normal, if carrying out various killing missions every day could be considered normal.
Until the order came to catch the undercover Scotch Whisky.
Oh my god, isn't this Shuichi Akai's job?! I want processing fees!
But it is true that Noel, who grew up in a winery, is definitely more trustworthy than Akai Shuichi, except for being mentally ill. Noel, who understood the meaning of the higher-level words, just felt a little awkward. However, even though his memories of his previous life were a little vague, he seemed to like this character very much?
【You'd better not save him. 】
The long-lost voice appeared in his mind. Noel clenched his fist and made up his mind: he must save him!
So it was natural that they first picked an outsider who was similar in size to Scotland and had just joined the organization because he had no other choice but to kill people, and then cornered Scotland, shot him unconscious with a sedative and threw him into the car. After shooting the driver a few times, they stuffed two bombs into the warehouse, got in the car, pressed the detonator, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom amid the loud explosion, enjoying the fun of driving as a minor.
The only failure was that after returning home and throwing Scotland on the bed, he was busy exchanging the physical information of Morobu Kagemitsu in the organization system with the external member to prevent the suspicious people in the organization from finding the body in the warehouse for DNA comparison. After discovering that Scotland had a fever, he took a red and white capsule from the medicine box and stuffed it into his mouth, and suddenly realized that it was the A drug souvenir he asked Shirley for.
Drug A, full name APTX4869, is a drug developed by an organization. Regardless of the purpose of its development, its effect is to kill people, and there is a small probability that it will cause people to become elementary school students. It is also the main prop of the Conan comics.
And that mechanical voice seemed to have unlocked something strange, and began to mock the whole time, completely different from its previous aloof appearance.
"Xiao Hei, you are so annoying!"
[What is Xiao Hei? ]
"Your name." Noel domineeringly gave the other person a name that was very likely to be the same as a dog's name, and then observed the person he had just rescued.
Fortunately, perhaps because he is a main character, Morobushi Kagemitsu did not die, but turned into an elementary school student.
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The long series of memories are only for the readers to see. In reality, Noel couldn't help laughing when he saw the panicked Morobushi Kagemitsu in front of him.
"Why are you so cute, hahaha~"
There was no way. Scotch, whose body had shrunk, looked tender and cute without the stubble that affected his appearance. His originally upturned eyes became rounder, like a kitten. It seemed that he had not had time to take off his clothes in the bathroom when he hurried over because of the gunshot.
"There was a gunshot just now," Scotland looked at the young man in front of him with complicated feelings. It was not because of his overly handsome appearance. He had already discovered that the Norman in front of him was probably not an adult.
"Oh, I wanted to commit suicide, but I had no bullets." After explaining his actions lightly, Noel stood up and walked towards Morobushi Jingguang. His relatively tall stature brought a strong sense of oppression, causing the other party to take a few steps back.
"Anyway, we're going to live together for a while from now on," Noel didn't explain why he committed suicide or why he kept talking to the air, etc. Instead, he picked up the small bottle of Scotch, which was much shorter than him, and turned to the bathroom.
"First, take a good shower." Under the other person's horrified eyes, Noel picked him up and brought him to the bathroom.
"Do you need me to wash you?" Noel asked, then thought for a moment and added, "Jingguang?"
"No need!" He couldn't get used to hearing his name being called in such an affectionate way by the other person.
"Okay, I'll wait outside then, Jingguang."
“That title is unnecessary.”
"Are you sure you want me to call you Scotland now?" Noel asked with a serious look, then thought about it and asked with interest:
"If you don't want to use your real name, Hikaru?"
"As you please." Morofushi Jingguang realized something and agreed.
After taking a quick shower, when Morobushi Jingguang came out of the bathroom wearing panda pajamas, Noel was silent. Then he took out his phone with amazing speed to take a photo and saved it in one go. Under Morobushi Jingguang's puzzled eyes, he said seriously:
“I need to collect some experimental data.”
"Then what are you going to do with me?" Morofushi Jingguang asked. The other party saved him, but made him become like this. He had no way of guessing his intention.
"......" Noel suddenly remembered that he saved the other person purely on impulse and he really had no plan.
"I won't restrict your freedom of movement, but it's not easy for you to go back to the police in this state. Your undercover identity has been exposed, and there must be something wrong with your contacts."
Morofushi Jingguang was silent. It was because he understood this that he realized how embarrassing his current situation was.
"You can live here first. As for your body, there is no antidote for the time being," Noel thought again that he had given the wrong medicine out of carelessness, but he couldn't say it out loud. It would be too embarrassing, so he simply gave up explaining, even though he wanted to die... no, he never stopped wanting to die.
"But it should be available in four years." Conan's main storyline begins four years later. After the first half of the year, Shirley will definitely be able to invent the antidote in the end.
"In the meantime, I can help you get an identity, and you can enjoy your childhood for a few years. Then when the time comes, you can change back to being an adult and report back to the police..." Noel's tone gradually became guilty under the other party's serious gaze. It seems unlikely that the police will accept a person who died as an undercover and then went missing for four years. There is an 80% chance that he will lose his job.
"How about you just explain that I caught you, and then you kill me and report back?"
[You'll scare this gentleman if you say that! And it's too unbelievable. ]
"Uh...if you can kill me." Adding a premise, trying to make it more credible, Noel looked at Morobushi Kagemitsu with some inquiry in his gray-green eyes.
If his proposal had not included the last sentence, Morobushi Kagemitsu would have nodded in agreement.