Chapter 57 Hemorrhoids are coming back
Since the wedding, Xi Huan and Wei Shenmo met again. They didn't expect such an embarrassing scene.
Xi Huan, who couldn't crawl out of the office due to the pain, finally couldn't bear it anymore and the only person he thought of was Wei Shenmo: "Ah Wei, can you come to the company?" Xi
Huan's voice on the phone was weak and painful. Wei Shenmo, who was lying in the dormitory, sat up suddenly: "You... your voice is a little weak."
What happened to Xi Huan? Why did he sound so weak?
"Come quickly, he's dying." At this time, Xi Huan couldn't even take a step away. He could only lie on the sofa in the office and wait for Wei Shenmo to come.
"Buy a pair of loose and comfortable pants when you come." For his current situation, he would definitely be laughed at or lose face if he went out.
So he had to clean up thoroughly and not lose face as a designer.
"Fuck...what happened to you?" Wei Shenmo hurriedly followed Xi Huan's instructions and quickly picked out the most comfortable and loose pants to go to Xi Huan's office.
What he saw was Xi Huan lying on the sofa with a painful expression on his face, holding his buttocks. Wei Shenmo was so scared that he thought something had happened and hurried forward to check.
As he got closer, what caught his eye was a big red pool of stuff on Xi Huan's brown suit pants: "What's stuck on the pants?"
Wei Shenmo's first reaction to the red stuff was poop, but fortunately Xi Huan knew that Wei Shenmo's brain was not normal, so he interrupted his thinking and said decisively: "Blood."
"You..." When he heard it was blood, Wei Shenmo suddenly had an abnormal idea in his mind. Looking at the handsome Xi Huan in front of him, Wei Shenmo suddenly popped up in his mind: The person next to you is actually a woman disguised as a man...
As Xi Huan had lived with Wei Shenmo for a few days, of course he knew his weird idea: "I ate something spicy, my hemorrhoids came back, and then..."
It was all because a customer insisted on having hot pot today, and it was the spicy kind. I have given up spicy food for several years just because of the hemorrhoids in my buttocks. Today, I couldn't control myself and finally broke out...
"I... I know." Looking at the bloody Wei Shenmo was a little flustered, and he didn't know what to do: "I'll take you to the hospital now."
Wei Shenmo, who had finally covered Xi Huan downstairs, stood in front of the car and was in a dilemma: "Um... can you sit down?"
Seeing Xi Huan walking with a limp, I'm afraid his buttocks would not feel good if he sat down.
"Open the back seat, I'll lie down." Xi Huan also made plans for his buttocks. Since he couldn't sit down, he would lie down. It's not easy to bump your butt when you lie down...
"Brother, you are my brother." Wei Shenmo never expected Xi Huan to do this. If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Wei Shenmo would really give Xi Huan a thumbs up.
In response to Wei Shenmo's silence, Xi Huan said shamelessly: "No, you are my wife."
It's wrong to call him brother. It's wrong to address him. They are obviously fiancée and husband, and of course she will be his wife in the future.
"Get lost, I admire you for being able to joke at this time." If Xi Huan wasn't uncomfortable at this time, Wei Shenmo could really jump up and kick him, kick him far away...
"Brother, can we drive more steadily?" Xi Huan, who had been lying on the back seat on the road, was really uncomfortable.
I am about to vomit, why haven't we arrived at the hospital yet...
Don't wait until your butt is lined up before you vomit because of the bumpy ride... That would be so embarrassing!
"Wait, wait." When Xi Huan arrived at the hospital, he couldn't wait to see a doctor for hemorrhoids. As soon as he got off the car, he ran to the hospital in a hurry, not caring about the blood on his butt.
Wei Shenmo was frightened by this. Wouldn't his butt hurt if he walked so fast?
The back of his pants was bleeding...
So many people were watching, should I go up and join him?
While Wei Shenmo was thinking about whether to go forward to answer these questions, many people had already noticed this madman who was running to the hospital in a hurry...
his butt was bleeding... his pants were stained... he was running without caring about his image...
"Stop it, stop it." Wei Shenmo saw Xi Huan's embarrassing look, and quickly picked up something and followed behind Xi Huan to block him.
Looking at Xi Huan who was so anxious and didn't care about his image at all, Wei Shenmo really couldn't understand the meaning of Xi Huan's behavior.
In the company, you have to take care of your image no matter what. Even though he was in so much pain that he was sweating, he still insisted on changing his pants before going to the hospital. When he saw his colleagues, he pretended to be serious, straightened his body, and greeted them painfully.
At the hospital gate, they didn't care about their image at all and rushed in directly...
I really don't understand this idea and contrast...
I don't understand...