Chapter 259: Pretending to be an entry-level player

Both of them have praying mantis bodies.

He is just like the other young men in the countryside. He is not fat all over. His whole body is thin and long, except for his belly. You can tell that he eats well. Gao Saozi, her three daughters and the old couple all look unhappy. He has the behavior of a young master, and reminds me of Tang Sanshui at first sight.

Brother Yuan laughed and said, "It's said that a half-full bottle is always swaying. The more you haven't learned anything, the more you sway. You haven't even shaken off the mud from under your feet, but you're already starting to dislike the people around you."

Madam Lin said, "Take our Xiao Jue there some other day and let him see what a real scholar is like!"

Brother Tang asked, "Have you forgotten that you have a second son who is good at studying?"

"Are you stupid?" Madam Lin said disapprovingly, "Rong'er is weak and powerless. If I take him out for a walk, people will say, so what if he can study? He's not in good health. Isn't that just a waste of time? I take Xiao Jue with me, and you can tell me, whether it's literature or martial arts, there's nothing to find fault with him! Humph!"

Yan Shenjue was originally tidying up his room. The more he listened, the happier he became. He leaned on the railing and looked down from above, smiling, "Okay."

Brother Tang laughed and said, "You are joining in the fun too! Mother, why are you arguing with him? He is irrelevant."

Xinbao interrupted, "Because Ah Niang is a female warrior who specializes in dealing with the injustices in the world!!"

"Yes!" Madam Lin said, "My Xinbaoer is still the best at talking!!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Yan Shenjue suddenly jumped down from the upstairs, stood beside Madam Lin, quickly pulled out the hem of his clothes that had been tucked around his waist, shook it gently, straightened his sleeves, and when he looked up, his whole temperament changed, he looked so beautiful that Xinbao was stunned.

The next moment, someone knocked on the door and asked, "Tang Dalang, are you home?"

Everyone immediately exchanged glances, and Mrs. Lin asked, "Who is it?"

The person outside came in. It was indeed Emperor Guangzong of Tang. He was holding a box in his hand. He looked reserved, nodded to the person, and casually handed the box to Madam Lin.

Tuanzi looked a little unhappy at first glance.

He was obviously used to it. His attention was only on the men. He didn't take Madam Lin, or women seriously, seriously. He treated her casually, as if she were a servant.

But it’s hard to say about this kind of thing.

But then I heard Madam Lin say, "Come on, what else do you need?"

Tang Guangzong was stunned and a little embarrassed: "This is the bowl of your house."

Madam Lin was "surprised" and said, "Why do you need a box when you return the bowl? Should I return the box empty or with something in it?"

Tang Guangzong was very impatient with her repeated words and felt that she was tactless. He gave her a warning look and said, "You don't have to pay it back."

Yan Shenjue snorted coldly.

Tang Guangzong had seen him a long time ago. After all, Yan Shenjue's appearance and temperament were the kind that would be spotted first in the crowd.

He bowed quickly and said, "I am Emperor Guangzong of Tang. May I know who you are?"

Yan Shenjue did not return the greeting, but simply said in a calm voice: "No need for courtesy."

He gently supported Madam Lin's elbow, his eyebrows slightly frowned, and gentleness was written in his bones: "Aunt, these trivial matters can be left to the servants."

Yu Ru quickly stepped forward, took the box, and as if unable to hide her disgust, she lifted the box away and said, "Madam, please wait a moment. I will get you some water to wash your hands."

Madam Lin nodded with a straight face.

Glutinous Rice Dumpling said seriously, "Put plum blossoms in the water! I like the scent!"

"Well," Yan Shenjue added to her description, "It's getting cold, so using plum blossoms is appropriate for the occasion."

Puff! Brother Tang and the others were all holding back their laughter and silently lifting the furniture.

What do you call this? This is called a pretentious, non-entry-level player who encountered a bunch of max-level, pure-natural, real, cheaters.

Tang Guangzong's face was very stiff, but he was the one who looked down on others first, and he dared not say a word when he was played back. He forced a smile and continued to salute: "You are Mr. Yuan, right? I have always admired Mr. Zaijiu. Can you please help introduce me to him?"

Yan Shenjue said calmly, "My last name is not Yuan, why do you admire Zaijiu Shanren? Which of his poems or essays do you think are the best?"

Tang Guangzong's face turned green.

You know, it's not just Zaijiu Shanren. Apart from the Four Books and Five Classics, many of the works written by the great writers of the past and present belong to the niche category. Books are not cheap these days. These people can't even afford the books for the imperial examinations, let alone these niche poems and books? So he really hadn't read them, and he was stumped by the question at that time.

He paused for a while and said, "You, since your surname is not Yuan, then may I ask where the two Young Masters Yuan are?"

Brother Yuan was carrying a cabinet and waved at him: "Looking for me? What's the matter?"

Yuan Yaochu said: "Still looking for me? I am Yuan Er!"

Emperor Guangzong of Tang was stunned.

There is no wrong version in the 1619 book forum!

He had always regarded those people as craftsmen and didn't even look at them. He didn't expect that the son of a great Confucian family was actually carrying something? ?

In the end, Emperor Guangzong of Tang left in embarrassment.

Hearing his footsteps quickly running away, several people couldn't help but laugh.

Madam Lin couldn't help laughing, and patted Yan Shenjue twice: "I told you, I told you that if Xiao Jue stands up and shines, we won't have to say anything!!"

Yan Shenjue smiled faintly, jumped back, continued to tuck in his hem and pack his things.

Brother Yuan saw this and laughed.

Even without considering whether they are lucky or not, they really have the same temperament as Madam Lin.

They are all the type of people who don't meddle in other people's business but are not afraid of trouble either. If you scold me, I will scold you. If you act like a fool, I will act like a fool... they will fight back with tooth for tooth. They never swallow their anger.

Tang Qingshan and Brother Tang are obviously the kind of men with macho temperaments. They don't care about such petty gossips and trivial matters. If someone plays tricks on them, they will at most ignore them and won't play back. However, if their family members want to play like this, they will not stop them and will let them play.

To put it bluntly, those who worry about causing trouble every day are just because they are incompetent and are worried that they will not be able to deal with the trouble they cause, so they ask their wives and children to be patient and give in every day.

However, how could Tang Qingshan, a man who dotes on his wife so much, let his wife and children endure for three years just for the sake of filial piety?

Brother Yuan was worried in his heart, but he was still joking with them. The group quickly finished carrying the things, and the carpenter shop also delivered the furniture.

This time Yan Shenjue had some experience, so he bought extra of many things, and even bought some other varieties. Then he put them in the warehouse temporarily and watched them for a few days. If he felt that more were needed, he would add more. He wouldn't have to run around for a variety.

Moreover, this means that there are two more sets of things, and each room is filled up, which looks quite satisfying.

Yan Shenjue asked someone to buy some ready-made dishes from the city. After everyone moved in, they made some soup and started eating. There was not much furniture in the small hall, except for two large square tables, which were spacious enough for people to sit diagonally.

Sometimes it is very busy at noon, so Xinbao doesn’t take a nap. However, if he doesn’t take a nap, he will wake up late the next day, and the time for martial arts practice will have to be postponed. Breakfast and lunch will be too close to each other, so whenever he can, he will try to sleep a little.

So when she was full, Yu Ru carried her away. She slept for more than half an hour and when she woke up, she saw Yan Shen Jue, Brother Yuan and Tang Qingshan talking in the flower hall.

(End of this chapter)