Chapter 348: Not as Good as My Little Wife
Tuanzi nodded suddenly.
Xiao Tai practiced martial arts, and the sword he used was a long sword with a handle, like the Green Dragon Crescent Blade. However, his third brother practiced martial arts, and the sword he used was a short-handled wide sword, like the Great Xia Dragon Sparrow Blade.
Mr. Shen raised his eyebrows and said nothing.
Xinbao asked: "What are the differences when using these two kinds of knives?"
Yan Shenjue thought for a moment and said, "You can understand it this way. The Kung Fu that Third Brother practices, if it is on a horse, the weapon is short, and 100% of the strength is used, it can only achieve 50% of the effect. However, the prince's long sword can achieve 100% of the effect with 50% of the strength. The places where it is applied are different."
Xinbao asked: "Then can't Third Brother use a long sword?"
"The way you use force is different, and there will be a period of adaptation. As I said before, if you use too much force, the result will not be good."
He didn't even wait for her to ask before explaining, "On the battlefield, most opponents wear armor to protect their chests and abdomens, so the best way is to be on horseback, looking down from a high position, and chop and behead them with a long sword. But armor requires a lot of metal, so it's impossible for everyone in the army to wear armor. Infantry may only wear leather armor, or even no leather armor. At this time, you can use a sword like Third Brother's to fight on the ground."
Xinbao really felt enlightened, "Then if you ride a horse, aren't you afraid of someone cutting the horse's belly?"
"I'm afraid," Yan Shenjue said, "but you have to understand that even for me, a martial arts practitioner like me, rolling under the horse's belly to chop it is very dangerous and requires 'death struggle', because being stepped on by the horse's hooves is a fatal injury no matter where it is stepped on. And if you chop from an angle and injure some of the flesh, it will only drive the horse crazy and make it more likely to hurt people."
Yan Shenjue was silent for a moment: "I have seen it once. On the battlefield, people really have to fight for their lives."
As he spoke, there was a click from below and Xiao Tai's knife broke.
Xiao Tai stepped back a few steps and laughed, "Good! Good!"
He casually threw the broken knife away and patted Brother Tang San on the shoulder: "Not bad, really good!! You can tell at a glance that he is from our family!"
He brushed off the dirt on his body, walked over to take the dumpling, and seeing Second Master Shen standing there, he smiled and said, "You are Shen Shouyan, right? I said I wanted to compete with you, but I didn't expect that I couldn't even beat my... second nephew!!"
Master Shen smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you are too kind."
Xiao Tai dumped the dumpling to the left with one hand and reached for Master Shen's shoulder with the other hand: "Let me tell you, I've seen your knife skills before, and I always felt that my knife skills and yours can be mixed. My brain is not working well, let's discuss how to mix them up?"
Master Shen: “……?”
It's our first meeting, and you're really not shy.
But it must be said that Jianghu people just like this style of painting. Mr. Shen smiled and said, "Okay, let's discuss it."
The third brother was at the back and asked Yan Shenjue, "Who is this?"
Yan Shenjue said: "He calls you nephew, what do you think?"
The third brother was stunned and said, "He is my father's brother? My eldest uncle? So my father is really not my grandmother's... No, that dead old woman's son?"
"Yes," Yan Shenjuexin said to himself, "You said the great uncle thing, I didn't say it. Your father was definitely not born by Granny Liu, and he and Tang Erhe and Tang Sanshui are definitely not brothers."
"I knew it!!" The third brother was like a wise man after the event: "As soon as I saw the character of Tang Erhe and Tang Sanshui, I knew they were definitely not brothers!"
He held his shoulders and said, "Don't disbelieve me. I used to tell my mother how handsome my father was. Tang Erhe and Tang Sanshui look like toads, with their big swollen eyelids. How come they don't look like real brothers!"
Yan Shenjue was silently hugged by the big guy on the shoulders and looked at the person in front.
I know they are not real brothers, but I can also see that you are real relatives. Just from the way you put your arms around each other's shoulders, you can tell that you are a family.
Xiao Tai and Master Shen hit it off right away. Tuanzi was held in Xiao Tai's arms and they were in high spirits chatting. One moment he was lifted up by one of his legs and used as a sword, and the next moment he was thrown into Master Shen's arms and became a target. He had many uses.
But Tuanzi is a considerate and kind boy. He couldn't bear to disturb his uncle and aunt's interest, so he could only take advantage of their unpreparedness... and try to escape with his short legs.
However, in front of a general, she could not hide any slight movement from him. She had just taken two steps when she was pulled back by the collar and held in his arms again. Then Xiao Tai continued his words seamlessly: "Yes, yes... The sword technique should avoid the horse's head..."
He dumped the dumpling on the table, disguising it as a horse's head, and held her down with one hand to prevent her from moving: "I change the knife like this, or like this... there will be a gap in the middle!!"
Tuanzi·Matou·Xinbao, a small creature, squatted on the table, with his head pressed and his back patted, he dared not move at all, the sadness in his heart flowing like a river.
It is clear at this time why a man needs to get married. At this critical moment, his fairy wife calmly broke through the siege, took Tuanzi away with one hand, and put a round stool over with the other hand. Sure enough, Xiao Tai continued to explain while holding the round stool with one hand.
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The rescued Tuanzi hugged his neck with emotion: "Wife, you are the best after all. What they said is right, Uncle Gao and Uncle Skinny are not as good as my little wife."
Yan Shenjue: “……???”
What did you say, wife? The leaves shook, but Tuanzi didn't notice and continued to hug his wife and fart.
Liang Ruoxu walked in slowly, looked at the two of them, then looked around the house, and shook his head: "If you plant flowers intentionally, they won't bloom; if you plant willows unintentionally, they will grow into shade trees. This is how the world is." He glanced at Yan Shenjue and said, "Let's find a place to talk."
Neither of them is reliable, and since they don’t come to him, he has no choice but to come to them.
The two returned to the room, and Yan Shenjue told him what happened. Liang Ruoxu frowned slightly and said, "Let's not talk about anything else for now. I just want to know, how can I survive when he beats me up in public?"
Yan Shenjue: “…”
Tuanzi patted his chest and said, "This is easy! Xinbao can protect you! Just act for a while, then let Xinbao go over, Xinbao can protect you!!"
"Xinbaoer!" Liang Ruoxu was deeply moved: "You are such a lovely sweetheart. Brother Liang loves you so much. You saved Brother Liang this time. Brother Liang will never say anything bad about you again..."
The word "fat" was half pronounced, but Lord Liang, who was indeed a genius among thousands, managed to get it back: "...small, you are simply tall and slim, beautiful and cute, the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Yan Shenjue looked at him condemningly.
How shameless! He actually accepted Tuanzi's help!
Liang Ruoxu also looked back silently. I, Liang Siyang, can tell you from my personal experience that face is as light as a feather in front of life~~
(End of this chapter)