Chapter 1: Failed Transmigration and Pretending to be a Immortal

Lincheng Town, Sunshine Hope Kindergarten.

A ray of morning sunlight shines through the window onto the speechless face of a little boy.

He listened to the nursery rhymes playing in the classroom and looked at the beautiful teacher in a floral dress standing on the podium and beating the rhythm.

In a gentle tone of coaxing a child, he said: "Children, listen to the teacher twice more, and then everyone sings together~ Twinkle, twinkle little star~"

The little boy sitting in the back row by the window is called Lin Zhengran. He is five years old and is currently a junior in class three of the senior class.

He was 28 years old and his family had just received a huge amount of demolition compensation. He was forcibly bound by the dog system and traveled to this world.

According to the system, this place is a world of immortals and heroes, full of monsters and demons, bizarre things, and the living conditions of the people are very cruel.

I have to start from an ordinary casual cultivator, step by step improve my cultivation, expand my power, until I establish a sect and become the strongest in the world! But. This broken system! Let's not talk about whether I am happy to travel through time or not. You are a pirated version, right? Can you open your eyes and look at what you are doing?

Is this still in China?

Why are there cars, high-rise buildings and hot pot restaurants on the streets of the Xiuxian world? Why am I in kindergarten? And meow, why am I only five years old?! I can't even swear anymore! [System activation completed, congratulations to the host for successfully crossing over. It is detected that the world you are in is the Lingqi Continent. The cultivation level of the Lingqi Continent ranges from one to one hundred. You can become a god after reaching level one hundred. You can obtain an exclusive skill for every ten levels you upgrade, which can significantly enhance the host's combat power.]

Lin Zhengran heard the voice of the piracy system emerging in his mind. It’s not unfair to say that you are a pirate with this setting.

[You are currently at level one in cultivation, with ordinary aptitude. You are very confused when you first enter this world. After traveling through a month, your cultivation has not changed at all. You are confused and worried about how to proceed in the future.]

[Today you finally met a wonderful fate! On the road you met He Xiangzi from the righteous sect, and her cultivation level didn't seem very high. Through eavesdropping you learned that she had a Pure Yang Pill hidden on her body, and it is said that eating it can greatly improve your cultivation level! Paired with another kind of Red Blood Pill, it can even reshape your bones! ]

[You have to find a way to get the precious elixir, so that you can change the problem of your mediocre talent. If you really can't get it, you can only blame your lack of luck and have to look for another chance.]

No, buddy, why hasn’t the time travel bug been fixed in a month? The system is terribly annoying. I beg you to open your eyes and look. I am in the modern world now. There is no He Xiangzi holding a precious elixir! What opportunity am I trying to steal? ! "Lin Zhengran? Lin Zhengran, you are pressing on my hair..."

Lin Zhengran's thoughts were interrupted by the coquettish hum of his deskmate, Mosquito.

A cute little girl in a pink dress and ponytail was looking at Lin Zhengran with a pure and cute look. The girl's name was He Qing. She was Lin Zhengran's desk mate and childhood sweetheart, and a neighbor.

"Lin Zhengran, my hair..." She spoke in a low voice, seeming to be very afraid of the other party.

Lin Zhengran turned his head and saw with a fierce look that the other person's hair had been pressed under his arm without him knowing when.

But he did not raise his arm, but asked curiously: "Who told you to put your hair under my arm?"

Little He Qing felt wronged, but didn't dare to talk back: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. Can you please lift your arm? Otherwise, I can't move. I need to go to the bathroom."

She was afraid that Lin Zhengran would disagree, so she took out a piece of milk candy from her pocket: "I'll give you this candy. This is what my mother gave me this morning. This is the only one."

Lin Zhengran was too lazy to argue with a child and raised his arm.

Little He Qing quickly pulled out her hair and smoothed it down, then nervously placed the candy in front of him: "You eat..."

After putting it down, she looked up at the teacher at the podium, hesitantly covering her bulging belly with a conflicted look on her face.

"I don't eat this stuff." Lin Zhengran didn't like sweets very much and wanted to return it to the other party, but as soon as he picked up the system, the voice came out.

[I didn't expect that you could trick a fairy from a famous and upright sect into handing over the Pure Yang Pill with just sweet talk and without using any weapons! It's amazing, you should take it immediately! Otherwise, if the other party regrets it, you will lose this opportunity. And since this fairy is so easy to fool, you might as well ask her what other treasures she has and take them, or just quit while you're ahead and say goodbye.]

Lin Zhengran: “???”

Looking at the milk candy in his hand, Lin Zheng suddenly realized that this system might be blind? Wait, could it be that! Lin Zhengran looked at the milk candy in his hand, and for some reason he opened the wrapper and swallowed it.

Who knew that after eating it, I would feel refreshed and my mouth would be sweet! A milky taste came from the tip of my tongue! Oh no! A force came out of my fist!

At this moment, Lin Zhengran felt that he could kill a big mosquito with his bare hands!

[The precious pill improves your cultivation level, raising your cultivation level to level three, increasing your energy and physical strength by one.]

Although it was different from the world described by the system, Lin Zheng actually felt that his strength had increased!

Little He Qing beside her heard that she didn't want to eat it, and thought he would give it back to her, but she saw that he changed his mind and ate it again, and said in a baby voice: "Didn't you say you didn't want to eat it?"

Lin Zhengran was stunned for a moment before he reacted. It turned out that this system could still be used even if the time travel failed? That was interesting.

He looked at He Qing meaningfully.

He Qing thought that it was her words that made him unhappy, so she lowered her head and covered her stomach, very scared.

"I didn't say anything."

Lin Zhengran asked with a smile: "He Qing, do you have anything else to eat?"

He Qing shook her little head, and the ponytail on the back of her head swayed twice.

"No."

Lin Zhengran smiled horribly: "Are you sure? I remember your mother gave you a lot of snacks this morning?"

He Qing still held her stomach, felt in her pocket and took out a date.

"That's all I have..everything else is...already eaten."

[Red Blood Pill! This is the perfect match for the Pure Yang Pill. I didn't expect your luck to be so good today! If you take these two pills together, your mediocre qualifications will be improved! From now on, the door to the world of cultivation will be open to you! ]

really!

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

Although the world is different, as long as you do similar things, you can still exploit system bugs to get rewards.

Lin Zhengran took the jujube from her hand, and seeing that her eyes were suddenly misty with tears as if she was about to cry, he said helplessly: "I'm not taking your things for nothing. You are holding your stomach because you want to go to the bathroom but you don't dare to call the teacher, right? I will call the teacher for you, but the jujube will be mine, okay?"

He Qing looked incredulous when she heard this. In her impression, the older brother next door, Lin Zhengran, always seemed fierce and aggressive. How could he say this?

"Can you please say something?" Lin Zhengran asked again.

Little He Qing was so scared that she nodded repeatedly.

Lin Zhengran raised his hand without hesitation: "Teacher! He Qing wants to go to the bathroom!"

He Qing didn't expect the other party to shout it out loud. Her face turned red with embarrassment and all the classmates looked at her.

But the kindergarten teacher was used to it: "Go ahead, come back soon."

He Qing was flustered but surprised. She quickly stood up and timidly responded, "Thank you, teacher. I'll be back soon."

Then she looked at Lin Zhengran who was studying jujubes with gratitude, and hurriedly left the classroom to go to the bathroom. She could hardly hold it any longer.

Lin Zhengran ate the dates.

Clearly feel that something is rising.

As a result, the kindergarten teacher coughed and severely criticized someone: "Little Lin Zhengran! You are not allowed to eat snacks in class, understand?! It will affect other children! Eat after class!"

[Horrible! After you took the fairy's treasure, a voice threatened you from a thousand miles away! I think the fairy's master is protecting her from a thousand miles away. Fortunately, you didn't fight with the fairy just now, otherwise you would have been retaliated by the fairy's master! This scared you very much, and you secretly thought that you should be careful in this world, otherwise your life will be in danger.]

[You successfully absorbed the Red Blood Pill, your aptitude changed from mediocre to mediocre, your level increased to four, and your energy increased by one]

Lin Zhengran: “.”

Lin Zhengran: "I understand, teacher."

It seems like this is a narration system, but it is true that fortune and misfortune go hand in hand. At least in this world, I have almost no worries about my life, and I can develop rapidly in the future!

How should I practice in this world? I can't just eat pills to improve, right? Wait, don't tell me I have to read books to learn.

Lin Zhengran tries to open a kindergarten children's book.

[Practicing - This is a primary practice book. After reciting all of it, you can break through to level five.]

Lin Zhengran: "My goodness! It's true! The difficulty of the later stage of cultivation is too great!"

(End of this chapter)