Chapter 85
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"I saw..." Cheng Yeran pointed outside and wanted to say what he saw just now, but he swallowed the words back. Could it be that this was an intentional effect created by the program crew?
Did someone deliberately throw something in from outside the moment he entered the door? Make him think he's seen a ghost? Or he might have hallucinations, or even mistakenly believe that he had traveled through time.
Then the camera captured his stupid look as he mistakenly thought he had traveled through time, making the audience laugh.
In fact, he could also cooperate with the program team to create this effect, but he was afraid that if he really did so, his fans would definitely call him a big fool, and then laugh and fill the screen with laughter. He couldn't imagine the scene where the screen was full of big fools, and he absolutely could not cooperate with the program team to create this effect.
"It's nothing. I just wanted to tease you. What's wrong? Are you scared?" Cheng Yeran acted very exaggeratedly.
Shen Yuntang's face turned black with anger, "You are so disgusting."
Shen Yuntang was so angry that he didn't speak to him the whole night. The image of Cheng Yeran without clothes kept coming back to his mind.
Because he has not been out for many years, Cheng Yeran has a much whiter complexion than ordinary people. He is also the type of person who is born with abdominal muscles. He has also been doing a lot of farm work recently, which makes his waist look very strong.
He couldn't help but compare his figure in his mind with that of Xia Xiaowu he had seen in his previous life. When Xia Xiaowu was wearing clothes, he didn't look fat, and looked like a gentle scholar. But after taking off his clothes, he had a lot of fat on his belly, as if he was pregnant, and his figure was ugly.
In his previous life, he and Xia Xiaowu had never experienced a pleasant sex life, and it was even a terrible and painful experience. He was very afraid of that incident, and it could be said that it was a shadow that would haunt him for the rest of his life.
If it wasn't for having a child, he wouldn't want to go through that again in this life.
But at night he had a beautiful dream. The content of the dream was very subtle, as if covered by a layer of fog, but it brought him a feeling he had never experienced before.
When the dream ended, he felt a sense of suffocation. After opening his eyes dazedly, he saw Cheng Yeran's face approaching, and he took a deep breath in fright.
"Are you having a nightmare?" Every day when Cheng Yeran woke up, Shen Yuntang had already prepared breakfast. Today, when he got up, Shen Yuntang was still sleeping. He didn't wake him up, but tried to make breakfast.
Cooking is really a technical job. He is just wasting food by cooking. From now on, he should let Shen Yuntang do it. It’s better for him to focus on washing dishes.
He had prepared a dark dish, but Shen Yuntang hadn't come out yet. He wondered if Shen Yuntang was sick. He ran over and touched Shen Yuntang's forehead. The temperature was just right. He probably was too tired yesterday and wanted to sleep in.
Under normal circumstances, he would definitely not care and let her sleep as late as she wanted, but today she had agreed to go back to her parents' home early to help.
He called Shen Yuntang several times but woke him up every time. He simply pinched Shen Yuntang's nose and woke him up in this way.
After waking him up, he found that Shen Yuntang's face was very red and his eyes were evasive, as if he had done something bad.
"Your reaction is just like when I wet the bed as a child and was afraid of being discovered?" After Cheng Yeran finished speaking, he saw Shen Yuntang's eyes widened and he held the quilt tightly.
As they were both men, he immediately understood what happened. However, there were cameras in the room. If he had just lifted the quilt, he would be in trouble. He deliberately found an excuse to tell the audience on the other side of the screen, "Are you having a nightmare? I often have nightmares too. It's okay. You should rest for a while. Or should I sing a song for you?"
His singing is extremely bad, and his fans have edited a lot of videos of him singing. The strange thing is that those bad singing videos actually attracted a lot of fans. Everyone said they didn't expect he had such a funny side.
He planned to use singing to divert the audience's attention and ease Shen Yuntang's embarrassment.
However, even if he didn't sing, this part would be cut when it was broadcast, but he was afraid of the worst, as this director's temper was too unpredictable.
He decided that he would never participate in variety shows again in his life!
Shen Yuntang was indeed frightened by his action of lifting the quilt. Partly because he was shy, as he really couldn't let Cheng Yeran see him in his current state, and partly because he was very ashamed.
The reason for this shame came from his previous life. As a boy, he was older than Xia Xiaowu, so he was often verbally despised and insulted by Xia Xiaowu. Xia Xiaowu said that other people's boys were small and delicate, not like him, who looked like a man. At first, he was a little puzzled why Xia Xiaowu always humiliated him, but after listening to it for a long time, he felt inferior and felt that a boy should not be of this size.
He was in a state of mixed emotions, thinking of asking Cheng Yeran to leave quickly, but Cheng Yeran had no intention of leaving. He really had no tact at all.
His complicated mood turned into anger, and he wanted to lose his temper with Cheng Yeran. The next second, he heard Cheng Yeran's singing, and he felt as if he was struck by thunder, it was so unpleasant!
Shen Yuntang covered his ears: "Okay, stop torturing me and get out now."
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After Cheng Yeran left, Shen Yuntang lingered on the bed for a while before changing his clothes and leaving the room.
What he didn't expect was that Cheng Yeran actually made breakfast. Although it was just ordinary porridge and boiled eggs, it was good enough that he could cook for himself.
Not to mention the experience in the Xia family in the previous life, just say that in the entire village, which new daughter-in-law would not be scolded by her mother-in-law and husband if she gets up so late? Not to mention waiting for her husband to make breakfast for her. Asking her husband to cook is like a myth.
"I forgot to tell you that mother asked us to go home for breakfast today, but since you have already prepared it, let's go over after we finish eating." Shen Yuntang sat down at the table, peeled the hard-boiled egg and took a bite.
He had never imagined that boiled eggs could be cooked so badly. The first bite was full of a lingering bitter taste. He almost vomited it out. There were only two eggs left at home, and he usually couldn't bear to eat them. In order not to waste them, he forced himself to eat them.
The porridge also had a burnt smell. The only edible thing on the table was the pickles he had made earlier, and he could barely swallow it with the pickles.
Shen Yuntang had been feeling listless since he woke up. After listening to such an unpleasant song and having a terrible breakfast, he suffered equally mentally and physically.
"Don't waste food next time." Shen Yuntang suggested sincerely.
"What a coincidence, I think so too. I think washing dishes is a job that suits me better." Cheng Yeran saw that he was unhappy and asked him, "Wouldn't it be awkward to attend your ex-fiancé's wedding?"
Shen Yuntang didn't expect him to ask this and had no idea how to respond.
Fortunately, Cheng Yeran didn't force him to answer anything. Instead, he snapped his fingers and said, "I understand. My mission today is to accompany you to show affection and give you face."
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