Chapter 149 In a Bad Mood
After receiving such comforting words from Hou, Xu Que felt much better! He knew that Hou still loved him deeply, and he was honored to have Hou by his side through thick and thin.
Hou took out Xu Que's razor from his backpack: "Baby, I see your beard has grown quite a bit. Are you worried because your beard is too long and you haven't shaved it?"
Xu Que reached out to take the razor from Hou's hand and shave himself, but Hou pulled his hand and the razor back slightly: "Don't move! I'll shave you! Shaving is fun! Let me play with it for a bit! Please!"
"Fine! Fine! Fine! Little ancestor!" Xu Que was helpless against her shouting, so he glared at her and stopped talking, indicating his consent.
In no time, he shaved Xu Que's entire face clean.
"I didn't realize this was so fun! It makes a buzzing sound like it's sealed!" Hou would occasionally hold the shaver, which was on with the power button on, to his ear to listen to its sound, and then gently touch the protective shell of the shaver head with his fingertip!
"Put your hand on this, and you'll feel a slight, tingling sensation from the vibration! It's so comfortable! You should try it!" Hou mischievously flipped Xu Que's razor over, pointing the vibrating back at his face and slid it up, down, left, and right!
"Eek! I just remembered something!" Hou held the vibrator's razor in one hand and lifted Xu Que's shirt with the other, pressing the back of the buzzing razor against the area where Xu Que was injured by the thistle.
"What are you doing! I was almost fully recovered! The swelling had gone down! You're just giving me this random vibration and now I feel very swollen again!" Xu Que said, pulling Hou's hand to the side, pulling down his shirt, and pressing down on the bottom with both hands, not intending to let Hou lift it up again.
"Baby, be good! Let me treat you again! You'll recover very quickly with my treatment!"
"No way! You're not treating me! You're trying to kill me!" Xu Que pressed down on his clothes with all his might, as if he wouldn't give Xu Que any chance to shout.
She pouted and glared at him fiercely: "Get your hands off me right now! Or I'll have to use force!"
Seeing Xu Que's pitiful state as he still tried to "resist," Hou decided to let him off the hook for the time being.
"Hmph! If you won't let me treat you, then forget it! I'll treat myself!" Hou took Xu Que's razor and started shaving it on her own face.
"Hahaha, are you going to shave your beard? I've heard that beards grow wildly the more you shave them! If you shave ten times, you'll look like those old men in our tribe who play mahjong! If you want to look like that, keep shaving! Don't complain that I didn't warn you when your beard grows as long as theirs!" Xu Que shouted deliberately, trying to scare him.
Looking at Xu Que's grinning face, her intuition told her that Xu Que was lying: "No way! I knew you were bluffing me! I'm going to shave! I'm going to shave! Not only am I going to shave my face, but I'm going to shave my leg hair, my armpit hair, and all the hair on my body..."
Xu Que swallowed hard twice: "You...you can't just shave like that, you know! I've shaved my beard with a razor before, and there are a lot of tiny hair particles in the blade. If you just shave randomly with it, it can easily cause skin allergies! And whatever you do, don't shave the hair under your armpits!"
"Why?" Hou asked Xu Que with a puzzled look, while opening the razor's cap that stored the beard shavings to clean out the debris and stains inside.
"If I clean it up, it won't cause skin allergies, right? Humph! Let me tell you the truth! I'm going to shave my armpits!" With that, he raised one arm high and held the razor under his armpit, looking for the right spot and angle to shave.
"Fine! Fine! Shave it! I'll just wash it again when I shave!" Xu Que looked utterly hopeless.
Hou really took Xu Que's razor and shaved off the hair under her armpits.
"Hahaha! Brother Xu Que, look! This feels much cooler! Did I shave clean enough? This way, when it's hot, the sweat won't easily accumulate in this crevic, otherwise it will get moldy and smelly over time! Don't you think so?" As he spoke, Hou quickly held the razor he had used to shave his armpits in front of Xu Que's nose while he wasn't paying attention, letting him smell it.
Xu Que almost broadcast live the food he ate last night.
Xu Que frowned and gagged a few times, almost vomiting tears: "What are you doing? It's disgusting! Can't we even be hygienic?"
"No way! Who told you not to let me use this to treat your wound! If you won't let me treat you, I'll shave my own hair! Just you wait, I'll shave the hair in other places later, and see if it suffocates you! Hahaha!" The woman's hooligan-like eyes had already told Xu Que which part of her hair she was going to shave.
Xu Que frowned and uttered an "Uh..." sound, feeling terrified just thinking about it!
"Go ahead and shave! You can keep this razor! Just don't make me smell it after you're done, okay? I'm begging you!" Xu Que felt that covering his mouth and nose with one hand wasn't safe enough, so he stretched out both hands to cover his mouth and nose, pressing one hand heavily on top of the other.
"Hahaha! The purpose of shaving it is so you can smell it. Why would I shave it if you weren't going to smell it!"
"Fine! Fine! I give up! Use this to heal my injuries!" Xu Que dropped all his defenses and completely surrendered to Hou.
"Hmm! That's right! Brother Xu Que, your hair is a bit long! This hairstyle doesn't suit your face shape! Let me design one for you! It'll suit your face shape and temperament perfectly! It'll look great!" Hou took the razor, pushed the button next to it upwards, and an electric clipper that came with the razor popped out. He turned on the power button and started styling Xu Que's hair!
Xu Que looked utterly dejected, muttering to himself, "It's over! This pig-chewed hairstyle is about to be born here!"
"Do you need some scissors? Like thinning shears..."
"No way! What would you need that for! Brother Xu Que, don't forget, I'm a famous designer from our Black Deer Tribe! Designers never need scissors or anything like that when cutting hair! Just look at the result in a bit! I guarantee it will be in line with the latest trends! Hmm! I already know this is going to be a hit hairstyle before it's even finished!" Hou said, using the electric clippers that came with the razor to cut Xu Que's head back and forth while looking around, observing and designing from different distances.
Looking at Hou's current appearance, Xu Que couldn't help but laugh: "It's just shaving your head! Is it really that big of a deal? You're really putting on a good show! At first glance, you actually look like a famous international designer! What are you saying! Just from your ignorant words, I can tell that you don't know anything about the design industry!"
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