Chapter 26 (2)
Blackstone Tribe has become the strongest tribe in the primitive world, and Chief Hua is overjoyed!
After so many years of hard work, she can finally give all the tribe members an explanation!
Hou, holding Xu Que's hand, bid farewell to Hua Hou, who was busy with the trivial matters of the barter conference, and the three of them, including Ha Gang, headed towards the tribe first.
Ji, the leader of the Black Goose tribe, dressed in casual clothes, bumped into Xu Que and Hou at an unexpected corner.
Ji stood in the weeds not far from Xu Que, striking various poses and gestures at him. She flirted, tossed her hair, bit her lip, and scratched her neck... looking quite seductive.
As Xu Que turned to look at Hou, Hou also looked at Xu Que and the two of them asked in unison, "What's going on?"
"I don't know!" they both answered in unison.
Ji's attempts to seduce him failed to attract his attention or move him. So she simply moved closer to Xu Que and lifted her skirt to show him in front of him. She would also run up to him from time to time and squat down to urinate!
In order to get rid of Ji as soon as possible, Xu Que said to Ha Gang behind him, "I think you're not getting any younger! How about I introduce you to a girlfriend today?"
Ha Gang shook his head: "No! No! Women can only affect the power of my punches!"
Xu Que then pointed to Ji, who was bathed in spring-like radiance, not far ahead and said to Ha Gang, "She's very interested in you. Do you want to take her back to our tribe and make her your wife?"
Hagang shook his head again: "Didn't you say that from now on, any member of the Blackrock Tribe who dares to steal a woman will be killed on sight? I'm the most disciplined one! I'm not going to steal her!"
"Yes! I did say that! But I had a condition when I said it. If you try to take a woman away against her will, or if you're just doing it on your own, you'll get killed!"
"In the current situation, you see her constantly winking at you, flipping her hair, touching her neck, baring her teeth, and even urinating on you... What does all this signal mean?"
Ha Gang sniffed the air and said, "That means she's ovulating!"
Xu Que and Hou couldn't help but chuckle when they heard what Ha Gang said.
"That means Ji is interested in you! Since she's interested in you, then you're interested in her too! So it's a mutual consent process! There's no question of going against a woman's will! Just grab her!"
Xu Que nudged Hagang's broad back, which resembled the Hulk's transformed back: "Go on! Don't keep the girl waiting too long!"
Ha Gang turned and glanced at Xu Que: "I don't want to go! I'm not interested in her!"
Xu Que looked at Ha Gang, then gently nudged him: "Go! That's an order!"
"Alright!" Ha Gang received the order and turned to run towards the tall grass where Ji was.
When Ji saw the monster Hagang charging towards her, she was so frightened that she immediately tried to pull up her pants and run away.
Ha Gang grabbed her by the back of her collar and dragged her into the tall grass: "Where do you think you're going! Come back here!"
Taking advantage of the break, Xu Que, holding Hou's hand, jogged all the way to the Black Stone Tribe.
"My God! I finally made it back! I finally got rid of that woman!" Xu Que shouted as he wiped the blood from his nose.
Hou glared at Xu Que with a hint of anger: "You can't even hold on to this! I can't even imagine what would happen if I weren't here one day!"
Xu Que said to the roar with a serious expression, "No! I accidentally picked my nose and broke a capillary inside my nostril, that's why it's bleeding! It's not what you think!"
"Oh! I see! It seems I was overthinking it!"
In the following moment, Hou said to Xu Que with a hint of emotion, "I've heard that men get nosebleeds when they see a beautiful woman, mainly because they're too idle! I think we should make two hundred pairs of slippers together today! At this primitive barter fair, the tribes from the upper, middle, and lower reaches have ordered more than a thousand pairs of wooden-soled, cowhide slippers from us! This doesn't even include cooked beef, fire-starting ropes, necklaces, or other ornaments!"
Xu Que frowned: "I think we should call it a day! I'm too tired today! Let's do it tomorrow! I'll get up earlier tomorrow! You can help me out, and I estimate we can make 500 pairs a day, so we should be able to finish in two days!"
"As for the rope drill for starting fires, we can leave that to the other members of the tribe! The cooked beef can be given to the tribal chief to cook!" Xu Que shouted.
Seeing Hou's sullen expression, Xu Que patted her shoulder and said sincerely, "The person I love most in my heart is you! And always will be!"
"Hmm!" Hou nodded.
Hagang returned to the Black Stone Tribe, covered in dust and dirt, and drank the water from the huge iron pot used for cooking meat in one gulp.
After finishing his drink, he licked his lips and let out a burp: "Oh my god! I'm so thirsty! I'm so thirsty!"
Ji returned to the Black Goose tribe in disheveled clothes.
The high priest looked at her with a puzzled expression: "Did you go out to steal a man? Why are you missing a piece of clothing?"
"This is so annoying! I don't know where that wild beast Hagang threw my clothes! I've been looking for them for ages and I can't find them! So I had to come back like this!" Ji said to the high priest with a pitiful look in her eyes.
"The seduction failed?"
Upon hearing the word "defeat," Ji couldn't help but burst into tears, feeling utterly wronged: "I'm such a loser! I've seduced countless men in my life, but I've never been this useless before!"
"I originally wanted to seduce Xu Que, but I ended up luring Ha Gang over instead! Seduce him, fine, but who knew that beast would just walk away after he was done! He didn't even say thank you! I feel like dying!"
"Normally, men would scratch my itch or pick lice after they're done... But this blockhead, Ha Gang, just like he's done a task, he's done and he's gone! It really annoys me!"
The Black Goose Tribe High Priest comforted Ji, saying, "You're not at a disadvantage playing cards with Hagang! After all, he's the Super Cave Guardian and the leader of the Four Vajras! It's normal for him to have a bit of airs! I hope you won't be petty! One should be broad-minded and tolerant!"
The Blackrock tribe chief and members returned to the Blackrock tribe, carrying many seashells and conches of various sizes, colors, and shapes.
Xu Que and Hou stood at the entrance of the cave to greet her.
Before Hua even reached Xu Que, she said from afar, "Brother Heavenly God, thank you so much! You've transformed the Black Stone Tribe from a lowly, despised place into the most revered primitive tribe in such a short time! It's all thanks to you!"
"Alas! The Black Stone Tribe's rise from the bottom to become a leading tribe is the result of everyone's joint efforts! It's not the achievement of any one person alone!" Xu Que said to everyone in the Black Stone Tribe.
He glared at Hua and said, "Don't call him 'Heavenly God Brother' anymore! Only I can call him that!"
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