At that moment, Xu Que's stomach was a little bloated. Without thinking too much, he found a shady spot under a tree and was about to sit down when Ha Gang and Ping Yao weren't looking, so he quietly let out a fart. Unexpectedly, he couldn't hold it in and it went "beep beep"...
Ha Gang and Ping Yao looked at Xu Que with deep affection: "Thank you for blowing the dirt off the ground for me..."
Xu Que suddenly felt incredibly "warm," but he just curled up the corners of his mouth without saying anything more.
"Hmm! I'll have to find a way to get some meat when we eat later! You need to nourish your body properly! Especially your legs, they're so thin, it feels like they could be broken by a gust of wind... Look at my body, I'm a standard fat guy! I just don't understand what you're doing sitting on my back all the time? Can't you absorb some of the fat from my belly?" Xu Que looked at Ha Gang and Ping Yao, then at their thighs that were as thick as corn stalks, and shook his head as he spoke.
Speaking of the talkative Ha Gang and Ping Yao, they've learned quite a bit about human tricks during this time: "I'd like to absorb more of them, but when I think about this apocalypse, who will protect me? Who will cook for me?"
Xu Que was speechless again, but in that moment of speechlessness, a subtle, almost imperceptible smile of joy flickered across his face.
To hide his excitement and joy, he deliberately smoothed two tufts of hair at his temples and coughed a few times.
Ha Gang and Ping Yao were still being cheeky: "What? Are you trying to provoke me with those wandering eyes?"
Xu Que once again looked at Ha Gang and Ping Yao's frail and slender bodies with uncontrollable affection: "I'll go get you some meat to nourish you! You're too thin..." Xu Que pinched Ha Gang and Ping Yao's cheeks: "Hmm! You still have some flesh on your face! And your eyes are bright and piercing, like flirtatious eyes!"
"You like my eyes? See? These are the standard eyes of aliens! Beautiful, aren't they?" Ha Gang and Ping Yao mumbled, making a series of "pouting" sounds, just like mischievous children.
"Wow! I love your big, dark eyes so much, they're so clear and bright... It's like, like the night when you're fast asleep, the boundless space in your dreams! Why do I always feel like there's a world from my childhood hidden in your eyes, like all my family and playmates are there... So beautiful!" Xu Que stared intently into Ha Gang and Ping Yao's eyes with his cross-eyed expression.
Listening to Xu Que's somewhat abstract metaphors, Ha Gang and Ping Yao didn't quite understand what they meant, but they could still grasp the general idea: Xu Que really, really liked their big eyes.
Just as Ha Gang and Ping Yao were joking and playing around with Xu Que, the group of farmers who had thrown clods of dirt and broken tiles at Xu Que a while ago reappeared. As usual, they were carrying their carrying poles and walking slowly toward them with gloomy faces.
Ha Gang and Ping Yao poked at each other with their fingers: "It's them again... I think we should leave, lest we get beaten up again!"
"I guess they won't hit me anymore, right? I've had them throwing clods of dirt at me for almost a month now! They should have gotten their revenge by now, right?!" Xu Que said uncertainly.
"Stop guessing! I think we'd better leave!" Just as Ha Gang and Ping Yao finished speaking, the middle-aged farmer with sparse hair grabbed a carrying pole and charged towards Xu Que, yelling. Xu Que didn't have time to think; he grabbed Ha Gang and Ping Yao and ran off like a shot. He ran faster than a rabbit!
Xu Que felt he had run far enough, so he looked back and saw that the bald farmer had stopped chasing him sometime during the chase, making him run a lot of distance for nothing.
"I really didn't expect you to be so fat yet run so fast! Generally speaking, fat people can't run this fast or for this long!" Ha Gang and Ping Yao looked at Xu Que with great doubt.
Xu Que scratched his head: "I can't usually run this fast! I don't know why I can run so fast today and I'm not even out of breath... It feels so magical! Could it be because you got off my back? It's like a pregnant woman with a big belly, she's bound to have difficulty moving around!"
"Pshaw! All of what you're saying is wrong! There's another reason why you run fast and don't get tired! Want to know what it is?" Ha Gang and Ping Yao asked mysteriously, with a hint of seduction.
Xu Que's appetite was thus whetted by Ha Gang and Ping Yao: "Tell me, how come I can run so fast without being out of breath when I'm so fat!"
Ha Gang and Ping Yao blinked their big eyes, and after a long pause, they said, "That's because I'm a great beauty. Of course, you don't feel breathless or tired when you're carrying a beautiful woman..."
Xu Que was speechless at Ha Gang and Ping Yao's answers, but also felt that Ha Gang and Ping Yao were quite adorable.
"Ugh! I really want to kick you into this river! So you can take a good bath and catch some fish!" As soon as Xu Que finished speaking, Ha Gang and Ping Yao plunged into the river without saying a word and actually went to catch fish.
A few minutes later, Ha Gang and Ping Yao were seen returning to shore with two fish.
Xu Que seemed unable to accept it for the time being: "Who are you, some kind of god? Even machines can't catch fish as fast as you!"
"I suspect that the fish you caught is made of plastic or some other material or texture! I think that apart from looking nice, this kind of fish is probably inedible!" Xu Que deliberately teased Gang and Pingyao.
"Really? Then I'll make some really delicious grilled fish and you can just watch me eat it, but don't eat any! Because eating too much plastic is bad for your health!" Ha Gang and Ping Yao retorted to Xu Que.
At this moment, Xu Que was even more speechless.
Hagang and Pingyao, this little sprite and lively character, really bring me a lot of joy.
"Haha, really? Don't flatter me! I can't stand being praised. I easily become arrogant and do all sorts of things!" Ha Gang and Ping Yao said with a hint of self-deprecation.
While Hou was busy cultivating and controlling his steel armor, he also took a stroll around to see the rare peace and tranquility during this apocalyptic period.
The son, like before, diligently practiced flying skills! Finally, his hard work paid off! Now he has extremely strong control over his flight, and his flying skills are superb!
Hua is currently in seclusion and cultivating; I haven't seen him for a long time!
Suddenly remembering something, Hou hurriedly asked his son, who was preparing to take off, "Did that kid Hua sneak off? I haven't seen him for a while!"
"I don't know! Anyway, I haven't seen him in a long time! Could something have happened to him? Or is it possible that someone murdered him? But then again, that doesn't make sense! Hua is so powerful, how could any opponent have harmed him?"
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