Taking advantage of the bright sunshine, Ha Gang decided to show off his love with his wife in front of all the members of the Black Deer Tribe, so that this single guy would understand what true loneliness, emptiness, and coldness really meant.
In terms of combat strength, Ha Gang is far inferior to the entire Black Deer tribe. The only thing that gives them a sense of superiority is that he has a wife, while the rest of the Black Deer tribe does not.
Ha Gang was thinking of some novel and unique ways to show affection that no one else had ever used.
I stood alone under a big tree for a long time, thinking, but I just couldn't come up with a good solution.
So he asked his wife, "Do you know any good ways to show affection in public?"
"I know! There are plenty! You didn't know that? Sigh, if you don't even know this, you might as well go somewhere and buy some cotton and bang your head against it to die!" Ha Gang's wife said to Ha Gang in a very humorous way.
"Eek! Actually, this is already a way of showing affection! It's just that it's not so obvious or blatant!" Ha Gang said.
"Actually, I think that if we want to show off our love to the members of the Black Deer Tribe who were not single in the past but are now single, we should wear low-key matching items. In other words, wearing the same short-sleeved shirts or sweatshirts is a bit deliberate. Although you can tell at a glance that you are a couple when you wear them out, it has a deliberate sense of being made up, which is far less natural than bare-faced makeup."
The same elements can easily create the illusion that the two people are wearing the same thing by chance, and subconsciously they will feel that the two people are very compatible.
For example, common patterns like checks, stripes, or denim. Since clothes with the same pattern tend to have similar styles, there's no need to deliberately coordinate them to create a desired matching look. The combination of patterns is quite casual; any clash of elements can create a sweet and romantic atmosphere between you two. "This is a common way we used to show off our affection back in school," said Ha Gang's wife.
"Hmm!" Ha Gang hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping himself. He scratched his head and continued, "Our outfits are naturally identical! Look how understated we are with our matching white fur! As for makeup, do you think you need any makeup with all that white fur on your face? Besides, you don't need mascara, lipstick, eyeliner, or anything like that. If you really wanted to use them, I'd have to prepare a razor and shave all the hair off your face! That would be a lot of trouble! It's better this way! I think we should hold hands and kiss in front of the whole Black Deer tribe..." Ha Gang said in a rather lewd manner.
"Did you have a lot of boyfriends before? How do you know so many ways to show off your love? Should I call you an experienced driver from now on?" Ha Gang said to his wife half-jokingly.
Hearing Ha Gang say this, Ha Gang's wife became even angrier and deliberately said, "When I was in school, I started dating in sixth grade. In that year alone, I had eighteen boyfriends! That's an average of nine per semester, which is about one every two weeks! In junior high, I had about fifty or sixty boyfriends, and in high school, I had a few hundred! In college, I had a few hundred! In total, I had a little over a thousand! Well, that's the situation!" Ha Gang's wife rolled her eyes.
Ha Gang was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
Before his wife could speak again, he interrupted, "Hmph! You think you can show off in front of me with just a few boyfriends?! I had over seventy girlfriends when I was in first grade, over two hundred by the time I graduated from sixth grade! I had over a thousand by the time I graduated from junior high, and over ten thousand by the time I graduated from high school. You can imagine the rest!"
Ha Gang was still enjoying himself as he spoke.
Ha Gang's wife also has a fiery temper. She can't stand men showing off in front of women how many women they've dated or how many women they've cheated on. This is what she despises and looks down on the most.
Although these were just words spoken in anger by Ha Gang, fabricated by him to retaliate after hearing his wife say something hurtful, they still infuriated his wife.
She suppressed her anger, but for some reason, Ha Gang was acting strangely today.
Normally, he would react whenever he saw his wife looking unhappy, stopping her from doing or saying anything.
Seeing that Ha Gang didn't react, Ha Gang's wife became furious. She pounced on him and slapped him hard across the face several times, yelling, "You stinking men are all the same! I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!" The sound of her slaps was so loud that it could be heard by everyone in the Black Deer Tribe, hundreds of meters away. How painful that must have been!
All the members of the Black Deer tribe and Hagang's son rushed over upon hearing the commotion.
"What's wrong? What's going on?" Hagang's son looked at his parents in disbelief.
Hagang's son has never seen his parents argue, let alone fight, since he can remember.
Today, Ha Gang's wife slapped him dozens of times across the face, which really shocked Ha Gang's son, who couldn't understand it at all.
Ha Gang, who had been slapped by his wife, simply covered his face with both hands and said nothing, squatting in a corner like a child without a mother.
"Mom, what happened to you? Look, you've slapped Dad's face so hard it's swollen!" Ha Gang's son said, standing up for Ha Gang.
"What happened to you? Your wife beat you like this! Did you do something shameful that she found out about? If so, I support Meimei slapping you harder. This is too light!" The entire Black Deer tribe gathered around, examining Hagang's injuries, and said this with a hint of deception.
Sure enough, Ha Gang couldn't help but tell the truth to all the members of the Black Deer tribe. It can't be said that he couldn't help but tell the truth, but it was also to avoid causing misunderstandings with his wife and everyone else in the future.
Ha Gang touched his swollen cheek again, then looked at his still angry wife not far away, and said to the entire Black Deer tribe, "We planned to show off our love in front of you, and even tease you, this single dog. We discussed how to present a beautiful picture of affection to you. But it was my fault. I said to my wife in a fit of pique, 'I've dated hundreds of thousands of women since I was in school...' and that's how I got beaten up like this..."
"Haha! Well done! Serves you right for trying to gang up on me! This is a pretty unique way for you to show your affection! You've really given me a dose of PDA! And you did a great job of showing off your love, I give you full marks!"
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