After seeing that his room had been occupied, Xu Xiaoyi had nowhere to go. After thinking about it, he finally decided to go to the landlord's house and directly took their seat.
He was currently opening the box with his chin resting on his hand, while the group of landlords were looking at Xu Xiaoyi's actions with puzzled expressions, wondering why this 'King of Hell' had asked his servants to go to the mine to get coal, and what exactly was he going to do?
[Random treasure chests in life are opening...]
【Open successfully】
Congratulations on obtaining: Red Sweet Potato Vine*
Oh my god! Sweet potatoes! Nice! I have sweet potatoes to eat! No, why are they vines? Don’t give me vines! Asshole! I want to eat roasted sweet potatoes!
【Congratulations on winning a 100-sheet* pack of facial tissues】
[Congratulations on winning 100 water pipes (different diameters)]
Congratulations on winning 1,000 bottles of colorless and odorless 96% vodka.
Xu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up instantly after he drew the vodka. Colorless and odorless? He pulled a bottle from his backpack and looked at the glass bottle of vodka in front of him, which said "96% proof!" He opened it and smelled it, but there was indeed no smell at all!
Then I can use it to compete with others in drinking capacity in the future and secretly add it to his jar of wine. I will be invincible. Who can drink more than me?
"Sir! I've got the carbon!"
A servant hurried in from the door carrying a basket of coal. When Xu Xiaoyi saw him, he got up from his seat.
He told the landlords to sell all the coal piled up in the mountains. But the landlords shook their heads and refused.
"Sir, this coal is not easy to sell! It's a completely losing business!" The landlord said helplessly:
"Why? Isn't the weather getting colder? Why is it not selling well?" Xu Xiaoyi asked puzzledly:
"Sir... coal is expensive, and no one wants to buy it. People generally think that charcoal is more affordable and durable! Besides, coal is poisonous, and you can't use it to heat a room like charcoal!"
"No, no, no, this isn't just any coal! It's completely non-toxic and harmless, and you don't have to charge too much! Just the same price as charcoal! We're all about small profits and quick turnover! I have everything you need." After saying this, Xu Xiaoyi pulled out a lighter and lit a piece of coal. To the shock of the landlords, the coal produced no black smoke at all during combustion, completely overturning their expectations.
If this non-toxic coal had the same price as charcoal, it would be all the rage in the world!
After explaining everything that needed to be done, Xu Xiaoyi had to go back. He became anxious when he thought of Lin Shengwan, and stood at the door worried for a long time.
He first went to the empty courtyard of the County Magistrate's Mansion and sang a song for Wangcai to relieve his stress. However... at this moment, he finally realized something was wrong. Wangcai had just heard the song he sang and was about to run away in pain. Xu Xiaoyi directly held Wangcai down and listened to him sing. Unexpectedly, Wangcai actually foamed at the mouth and fainted!
Damn?
Damn system, get out here and explain yourself!
What to explain?
Why did my singing make even Wangcai foam at the mouth and pass out? Even leaving Wangcai aside, why did the flowers and plants nearby wilt instantly?
[Uh…this is actually a side effect of the White Jade Cloud Flute]
[It will make the user's singing voice as terrifying as the voice of hell.]
. . . .
After a few seconds of silence, Xu Xiaoyi pointed at the air and said unhappily:
Hey, hey, hey~ Stupid system! You won't tell me if I don't ask, right? No wonder those little brats run away in fear every time I hum a song. So that's why!
Besides, I was planning to open a restaurant in the future and sing a few songs there for entertainment. How can I pick up girls now? You have to compensate me for my heavenly voice!
"Then why didn't you think about the consequences when you were showing off with the White Jade Cloud Flute? It sounds like nature, but it's more like a toad's croaking."
Damn system, you dare to talk back! You are really born! And how can the props given by the system to the host have side effects without telling the host?
[I don’t want to tell you! Because you are such a bitch! ]
Ahhh! You're exposed! This is your true face! You just don't like me, right? I want to unbind you! Your broken system is completely abnormal!
[You're talking like you're normal! (Roaring)]
Luo Qingcheng, who was on the roof, watched Xu Xiaoyi punching the air with a sleeping dog beside him. She came to Xu Xiaoyi and asked, puzzled:
"What are you doing?"
Xu Xiaoyi, who was waving his fist at the system in mid-air, froze instantly after hearing Luo Qingcheng's words. He then turned around and replied stiffly:
"Ah! Lady! I'm practicing boxing! Haha, after this battle! I feel like I need to practice more! I'm too weak or I can't even protect myself!"
Luo Qingcheng did not respond after hearing Xu Xiaoyi's explanation, which sounded like he was reciting a script. Instead, she continued to speak to herself:
"Xu Xiaoyi, you've been exposed. Stop pretending. From the moment I rescued you from the city wall, you subconsciously called out my name! So you've already recognized me, then why are you pretending not to know me? What's your purpose?" Hearing Luo Qingcheng's words, Xu Xiaoyi's mouth corners unconsciously curled up 3 degrees. The scene he played in front of him last time, 'pretending to be Luo Qingcheng', finally came in handy. Then he immediately lowered his head and said emotionally:
"Damn it, I was so careful, but you still found out! You really are worthy of being me!" Xu Xiaoyi immediately lowered his head and poked his eyes hard with his dry hands. When he raised his head again, his eyes were red and tears kept sliding down his cheeks!
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