"Oh my god! If I could hold my breath like you, Master, I'd be invincible every time I ran away from dinner. No one would be able to spot me! This is absolutely essential for murder, arson, and robbery!"
"What are you thinking about all day long?" Luo Qingcheng looked at Xu Xiaoyi speechlessly.
"Oh, by the way, Master, what did you mean by kneeling down at the beginning?" Xu Xiaoyi asked puzzledly:
Luo Qingcheng explained:
"The princess was very unhappy with your behavior of holding that girl just now, so she asked me to come here to supervise you. You must kneel from now until the carriage arrives at the palace."
"Damn it! I'll be on my knees, this vicious woman! As expected, her ambitions were exposed as soon as she left Xiqing County. She wanted to show me her power!
"Master! You don't want me to do such a humiliating thing, right? Can you please turn a blind eye? Otherwise, I will kneel down and die!" Xu Xiaoyi clasped his hands together and begged for mercy.
"If someone comes, you have to pretend." Luo Qingcheng said:
Xu Xiaoyi immediately became excited when he heard this. Doesn't this mean he agrees? He just needs to do a good job on the surface. When did she become so easy to talk to?
"Master! You are simply the best heroine in the world! You are my goddess!"
"Don't be so rude. I still remember how you called me a stinky woman."
Xu Xiaoyi fell silent for a moment. She was a good person, but she held a grudge. This was the second time she'd said that. Last time, she'd told me she wasn't going to bother with me! This clearly meant something to her. If I'd known, I wouldn't have called her a bitch.
"This is for you."
Luo Qingcheng handed something to Xu Xiaoyi.
Xu Xiaoyi picked it up and saw that it was a purse with his name engraved on it.
"Isn't this Su Yanyue's purse? How did it end up on you?"
"You really know it." Luo Qingcheng's face seemed to show an expression that she had not misjudged him.
"How could I not know? This little girl even went out of her way to learn embroidery and secretly embroidered this thing every day. Because of this, her hands have many wounds. And she stupidly thought I didn't know?"
"She asked the princess to give it to you, and the princess asked me to give it to you."
"This little girl is really..." Xu Xiaoyi looked at the purse in his hand and his nose felt sore.
"I thought she admired me so much that she even tattooed my name on her purse, but I didn't expect it was a gift for me."
Luo Qingcheng looked at Xu Xiaoyi speechlessly. How could there be such a shameless person?
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After a while, Xu Xiaoyi in the carriage kept scratching his head and looking out the window with a troubled look on his face. Luo Qingcheng asked:
"what's on your mind?"
"I was thinking, after returning to the palace, what kind of handsome pose should I use to appear so as to charm the people over there."
Luo Qingcheng's face twitched slightly, and a surge of anger inexplicably rose in her heart. She shouldn't care about this bitch.
After driving for half a day, the carriage team stopped to rest and reorganize. Xu Xiaoyi jumped off the carriage and walked towards the jungle on the side.
"Xu Xiaoyi! What are you doing?" Lin Shengwan leaned out of the carriage window and asked:
"I'm going to relieve myself, what's wrong? You can't make me go there on my knees, right?"
Lin Shengwan was confused when she heard Xu Xiaoyi's words, but then she understood what he meant in an instant. Her face flushed and she said angrily:
"You're talking nonsense! Come back quickly!"
“Okay!”
Xu Xiaoyi waved his hand perfunctorily in response, then he came to a tree and began to release the flood water. He was immersed in the pleasure of releasing the flood water when suddenly he heard a familiar voice coming from behind the tree.
“I really can’t bear to let go!”
"Right! After all, we've been here for so long. What do you think would happen if the adults knew our identities?"
"What can we do..."
Xu Xiaoyi felt something was wrong, so he slowly moved his body while releasing the floodwater. Then he saw Xu Jia and Xu Yi smoking behind a tree. The three of them just watched in silence.
"Xu Jia and Xu Yi! Why are you here? What did you mean by what you said just now?" Xu Xiaoyi raised his hand and pointed at Xu Jia angrily.
[Xu Jia & Xu Yi's shocking reward *100]
Xu Jia looked at Xu Xiaoyi's urine constantly dripping on his body, so he subconsciously wanted to take a few steps back, but was stopped by Xu Xiaoyi!
"Don't move! Don't move until I explain it clearly."
"Sir, you peed on me!"
"Oh, you dare to look down on me, right? Believe it or not, I'm going to kiss your face right now. Tell me clearly, what does your true identity mean?"
"Uh uh uh, sir, actually the two of us were sent by the master to protect you!"
"Yes! I'm here to protect you!" Xu Yi added anxiously:
If they were here to protect and monitor you, they would both die here in an instant.
After hearing this, Xu Xiaoyi's face instantly twisted and he was furious.
"Okay, okay, even you two are lying to me? So I'm living in the Truman Show, right? I was just feeling a little sorry for leaving without saying goodbye to you two, but it turns out I'm the clown."
When the two saw Xu Xiaoyi's angry look, Xu Jia panicked instantly and started to explain:
"Sir, we were wrong! Please don't be angry. Also, your urine is almost splashing on my face. Please stop for a moment and listen to my explanation!"
"Don't call me sir! I've spoiled you for nothing! I never doubted you for a second! How dare you stab me in the back!"
"Sir, we were wrong. Please listen to my explanation!" Xu Jia groaned inwardly. Why couldn't the sir keep peeing? How long had he been holding it in? And why was he only peeing me and not Xu Yi?
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