Alas, I just built my own paradise and haven't had time to enjoy it yet, damn it, they actually told me that I am the prince consort, and the prince consort of that troublesome woman. I just want to eat and wait for death! Don't torture me!
After the carriage arrived at Yaohua Palace, Xu Xiaoyi got off the horse. He looked at the magnificent buildings around him, which were exactly the same as when he escaped in a daze that day, making him feel familiar. At the same time, he observed the terrain and planned the best route.
"What are you looking at? You're not still thinking about how to run away, are you?" Lin Shengwan brought Xiaolian to Xu Xiaoyi who was looking around.
"Ahaha...ha, how could that be?" Xu Xiaoyi pinched his nose and responded with an awkward laugh. Is this woman's sixth sense so strong?
"Come with me in and wash up together, and get ready to see the emperor later."
"What! Are we going to take a shower together? I'd be shy." Xu Xiaoyi showed a shy face and looked at the floor awkwardly.
Lin Shengwan looked at Xu Xiaoyi as if he were a mentally retarded person.
"What's going on in your head all day?"
The two of them took a bath separately. Xu Xiaoyi sighed that this palace actually had its own separate prince consort's mansion, and it was not small at all, even bigger than his own county magistrate's mansion.
Xu Xiaoyi soaked in the oversized tub. "Gosh, can this even be considered a tub? I could even swim in it!" He then took out a mirror, ruffled his hair, and exclaimed that he was incredibly handsome. As he was looking in the mirror, he suddenly noticed a maid behind him.
"Prince Consort...is the temperature okay?" the maid behind him asked shyly:
"Damn, when did you hide behind me?" Xu Xiaoyi jumped up in fright and stood up naked. He thought it was haunted.
"Xiaoqing has been here all the time..." After seeing this, the maid covered her eyes with her hands, her face flushed. How come the prince consort has become so strong? Wasn't he just a lump of fat before?
"You can also hold your breath? That's not right! Where's my super strong absolute sense? How come I can't even detect the position of a woman?"
"Xiaoqing can't do that. She's just an ordinary person."
"Okay, the temperature is okay." Xu Xiaoyi scratched his head. He thought carefully and realized that many of his props and passive abilities didn't work on the woman around him. What was going on? He asked the system, but she had read it but didn't reply. She was playing dead again.
"Then let Xiaoqing... rub your back." The maid said:
"Back rub? What the hell! I've been through so many hard times, I've forgotten all about it. This is real life!"
"You don't need to rub my back, just help me do something later!" Xu Xiaoyi looked at the maid in front of him with an evil smile.
[Maid Xiaoqing's shocking reward*40]
The maid was frightened by his smile and stepped back, shocked. Could it be that the Prince Consort was going to ask her to do that? He had never asked her to do such a thing before. He had only taken advantage of her on a daily basis. Now...
………
"No! No! To the left! Yes, yes, yes! Push harder! Oh, oh, nice!"
After taking a shower, Xu Xiaoyi was sitting on a chair leaning against the wall, enjoying Xiaoqing's foot massage.
The maid Xiaoqing was also enjoying the massage. She thought it was something else, but it turned out to be just this! She was sure she could make the prince consort feel comfortable!
"Sir, which acupuncture point were you calling out for comfort just now?"
"Oh, that's the kidney... the heart on top! Hahaha," Xu Xiaoyi wiped the sweat from his forehead. It was a close call, he almost let the cat out of the bag.
Bang!
"What are you doing! It takes almost two hours to take a bath." Lin Shengwan broke into the room and asked angrily. Then she saw the maid's hand on Xu Xiaoyi's feet.
"Princess, the Prince Consort just finished his bath. I'm going to massage his feet to help him relax." The maid immediately stood up and explained in a panic:
Xu Xiaoyi also sat up at this time, showing a man's determination, and stood up straight.
"It seems we've been delayed a lot, and time is running out! Princess! Let's go!"
"Put on some clothes!" Lin Shengwan glanced at the naked Xu Xiaoyi, immediately turned her head away, and shouted with a blushing face:
Afterwards, Xu Xiaoyi returned to the room, surrounded by a group of maids. He fixed his hair and put on more handsome clothes. His overall appearance seemed to have improved a bit.
He followed Lin Shengwan to the imperial study. Xu Xiaoyi felt helpless as he looked at Lin Shengwan in front of him, whose ears were red and who ignored him. Suddenly, he saw an extremely beautiful flower in a guardrail, so he went forward and picked it up. He ran to her, posed, stretched out his hand, and handed the flower to Lin Shengwan in front of him, but raised his head 45 degrees to the right.
That's right! This is the way an elegant man flirts with you. Plus, I'm so handsome, and besides my eyes being covered in eye boogers, I really can't find any reason not to be fascinated by me! Hahahaha.
[Lin Shengwan's shocking reward*100]
Oh my, it’s just a small flower presentation, is there any need to be so shocked?
"This is a tricolor flower, my father's favorite flower. He spent a lot of money to buy it from abroad and raised it for nearly two years. Last time, a eunuch accidentally poured hot water on the flower and his head fell off." Lin Shengwan said seriously. She never thought that Xu Xiaoyi would actually pick this flower, even though it was a gift for her.
"So that's how it is, hahaha, things are really getting interesting." Xu Xiaoyi shouted to the sky, then immediately ran to the previous position, took out 502 and stuck the flower back.
After sticking the flowers on, he immediately pushed Lin Shengwan forward, as if nothing had happened. Lin Shengwan covered her mouth and laughed secretly.
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