"Master! Last time you gave me the first page of the acupuncture magic skill, how should I cripple my hands?" Xu Xiaoyi was very curious. He guessed that he should use a stone to smash them. He was afraid before, but now he has the Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill, what is there to be afraid of!
"Then the first few pages are just a lie. Didn't you turn the pages back?" Luo Qingcheng frowned and asked:
Xu Xiaoyi: ???
Xu Xiaoyi immediately took out the book. The first few pages were all about self-destruction of organs. It was not until the fifth page that he collapsed instantly after seeing the six big words on it.
“Only a fool would believe that.”
Damn it, anyone, whether human or dog, can play tricks on me. Damn it, now even books are playing tricks on me.
[Dog? Where did the dog come from?]
Aren't you?
【I****】
Xu Xiaoyi stood there in a daze, speechlessly looking at the book in his hand. Seeing this, Luo Qingcheng explained:
"This book was written by my master. He is... just like that."
"Master, why didn't you tell me at that time? You acted so realistically that I have been struggling with how to cripple my hands!" Xu Xiaoyi knelt on the ground, supporting himself with his hands, feeling like a complete failure.
"I thought you were acting to amuse me, so I followed your lead. I didn't expect you to even open the book."
. . . .
Xu Xiaoyi collapsed to the ground, speechless. What was going on with this feeling of powerlessness towards the world? The last time this happened was during a high school relay race. I had finally managed to overtake everyone in the third leg, but my teammate took my baton and ran back in the opposite direction.
"Master, I was...wrong." Xu Xiaoyi cried on the ground:
"Don't cry, with your talent, you will learn quickly. Study hard on your own. I'm leaving first." Luo Qingcheng said with an interested expression:
"Bye-Bye"
"Um."
Xu Xiaoyi felt that Luo Qingcheng was obviously much nicer to him now and talked more to him. As expected, who wouldn't like someone who liked to get wet and urinate secretly on rainy days?
[You're a complete pervert! ! ! ! Besides, what does this even matter? ! ! !]
So what?
Xu Xiaoyi stood up and patted his body. He took out a towel to wipe the blood off his face and head, then took a leg-stretching and eye-opening pill, and all the injuries on his body healed instantly.
Then he looked at the collapsed bed and the large amount of blood stains on the bed. How could he explain this? He had to find a reasonable reason for the crime!
That's right! A thief invaded, and I fought him for three hundred rounds. He then fled, and I was seriously injured.
[This is in the imperial palace. Is what you said reasonable?]
That makes sense!
I fought him for three hundred rounds, and then he was 'seriously injured' and fled, and I was also seriously injured, which is in line with my status.
【That’s not what I meant at all! 】
"Xiaoqing" Xu Xiaoyi shouted.
"Prince Consort, I'm here." Xiaoqing ran over immediately, without even having time to put away the scissors she was using to trim the flowers.
After Xiaoqing walked into the room, she saw the collapsed bed and a lot of blood. She immediately covered her face and said shyly:
"Prince Consort! I saw nothing, I know nothing."
"Xiaoqing, you misunderstood. The bed board was old and suddenly collapsed, causing my head to bleed. Look, there is still blood on my head. I didn't lie to you!" Xu Xiaoyi pointed but did not show it to her because the wound had healed long ago.
"My dear Prince Consort, how could you be so careless! Xiaoqing will go find a doctor for you right away!" Xiaoqing immediately prepared to go out anxiously, but Xu Xiaoyi stepped forward and held his hand. What would happen if you really found one?
"No! No need, Xiaoqing. This amount of blood is nothing to me. I just happened to be a little hot recently, so it would be nice to bleed a little."
"But Prince Consort, your head is bleeding so much, are you really okay?" Xiaoqing was puzzled. It was so cold outside, so why did Prince Consort say that his body was burning? At the same time, she looked at Prince Consort holding her hand, her face slightly red.
"Xiaoqing, listen carefully, I, Xu Xiaoyi, never lie to women! (domineering CEO voice)" Xu Xiaoyi showed his handsome face and said domineeringly:
"Okay..." Xiaoqing lowered her head shyly and dared not look directly at him. How could the prince consort be so handsome!
Xu Xiaoyi let go of her hand, laughed out loud, and prepared to leave. He still had the habit of kicking the door as before, and then he was about to kick open the door of his room, but he was careless. He was a strong man now, and he still held on to the feeling of kicking the door with all his strength!
Bang!
Xu Xiaoyi kicked the door down completely, and some tiles on the roof were shaken down.
Xiaoqing was also stunned at this time. The prince consort actually kicked the door open. She immediately understood why the bed was broken like that.
Oops, I accidentally used all my strength on the password.
"Xiaoqing, this door is also old, you see!"
"Prince Consort, Xiaoqing...saw it."
………
Lin Shengwan, who was staring out the window in a daze, was very concerned about Xu Xiaoyi's screams. She asked weakly:
"What is Xu Xiaoyi doing now?"
"Princess, Xiaolian just went to see, the prince consort is practicing martial arts now."
"How strange! This lazy guy can practice martial arts? The sun rises from the west? Xiaolian, come with me to take a look!"
"But Princess... didn't you say you would never see Xu Xiaoyi again?" Xiaolian asked, but she was a little happy, and at the same time helped the princess prepare.
"Oh, that was just something I said in anger, and you believed it!"
After a night of reflection, Lin Shengwan realized that she was indeed wrong in this matter. It was indeed not good for her to hide it from Xu Xiaoyi and deceive him. So she now planned to find Xu Xiaoyi and explain it to him, and it would be best if they could reconcile.
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