"Xu Yi, you said the master has been tinkering with that big thing all day, throwing out scrap metal all the time. What on earth is he doing?" Xu Jia asked doubtfully, looking at the tank in front of him:
"Yeah, it's quite cold today. I guess it's going to snow in two days!" Xu Yi looked at the sky, rubbing his hands and replied:
"Could it be that the adults are transforming this big guy?" Xu Jia said in shock:
"I think Cuihua in Xiqing County has bloomed."
The two of them chatted with each other, one looking at the tank in front and the other looking at the sky.
Rumble!
Suddenly, the tank made a mechanical roar, and Xu Jia and Xu Yi were frightened. They looked and saw that it was the big guy who made the sound, it came back to life!
"Sir! Are you okay?" Xu Jia immediately stepped forward and asked loudly:
At this time, Xu Xiaoyi's voice came from inside!
"Don't worry about me! I'm fine!"
Then the tank tracks began to move and slowly began to move forward. Xu Xiaoyi drove the tank forward and backward, and in circles.
"It's so cool! I feel so good when I think about others using cold weapons to resist my big tank!" Xu Xiaoyi stopped the tank and said with a lewd smile:
After he understood all the functions, he opened the hatch and let Xu Jia and Xu Yi into the tank. It was their first time inside the tank, and they were curious about the things inside the tank, so they touched everywhere!
"Sir, is this something from the fairyland?" Xu Yi asked in shock.
"Don't worry about the fairyland for now. Come here quickly. I will teach you how to operate this thing. Both of you must know how to do it! Xu Jia, you come first! Sit here!" Xu Xiaoyi stood up from his seat and asked Xu Jia to come over!
"Okay!" Xu Jia was very excited. After all, being able to touch things from the fairyland gave him something to brag about in his life.
"Come on, look carefully and listen carefully. This is the gear, this is the accelerator, and this is the steering wheel. OK, push this, step on this, turn this, and the big guy will go! Isn't it simple?" Xu Xiaoyi said excitedly:
[I’ll fuck you!!! Who can learn to do this?!]
(Picking nose) That’s what my coach taught me.
[Can this be the same?!?]
After listening to Xu Xiaoyi's words, Xu Jia sat in his seat and looked at the steering wheel in front of him. He was dumbfounded. He understood every word of what the adult had just said, but why couldn't he understand when they put them together?
Seeing his confused look, Xu Xiaoyi scratched his head and used the method of empathy to explain!
"It's just like riding a horse. The steering wheel is the reins that control the direction, and the one under your feet is the whip. The harder you step on it, the faster the horse runs. And this is the gear. This way is for forward, and this way is for backward!" Xu Xiaoyi changed gears at the speed of light with the hand speed that he had gained from being single for twenty years. This operation dazzled Xu Jia!
After Xu Jia digested it for a while, he suddenly understood! He said excitedly:
"I understand, my lord! I just need to ride this big guy like a horse!"
"So you only listened to the first sentence I said?" Xu Xiaoyi's forehead veins bulged!
After explaining for a while, Xu Jia started driving the tank. Seeing him holding the steering wheel carefully and feeling that he was doing it quite well, Xu Xiaoyi was very satisfied!
"You're really talented! You're worthy of being my general. You've learned it so quickly. From now on, you'll be my tank driver!" Xu Xiaoyi patted his shoulder and encouraged him.
"Of course, sir. I, Xu Jia, have been learning things quickly since I was in elementary school. Maybe when my mother gave birth to Xu Yi and me, she gave all her wisdom to me, so Xu Yi is so stupid now!" Xu Jia said proudly:
"Damn Xu Jia, I'm not stupid!" Xu Yi's face turned red with anger. If he wasn't driving this big thing, he really wanted to punch him!
Xu Xiaoyi laughed so hard that his mouth couldn't close. He held his hands over his belly and laughed at them mercilessly.
"You two are both idiots, yet you're still arguing over who's better? You're making me laugh so hard that my ears are about to burst."
Upon hearing this, Xu Jia and Xu Yi lowered their heads and fell silent. Damn it, the adults really insult everyone equally. I really want to beat him up!
[Aren't all three of them mentally retarded? ]
Yes, there is also a stupid system, I almost forgot about you.
[When I say mentally retarded, I mean you! ! ! ! ]
Xu Jia became more and more skilled, constantly shifting gears and stepping on the accelerator, and the speed of the tank became faster and faster.
The tanks were moving at lightning speed in the Hengjun camp, leaving the soldiers in the camp stunned.
"The general wants to talk to Captain Xu. Is Captain Xu here?" A soldier who came from the general's residence to deliver the message asked the soldier guarding the Hengjun Camp:
But when he saw the gatekeeper staring blankly into the barracks, he immediately got angry and asked again impatiently.
"Excuse me, Captain Xu, where is...ah! What is that?"
When he looked over, he saw a huge steel monster driving through the military camp. The sound of its engine made him think it was the sound of a wild beast!
The guard turned around silently, pointed at the tank and said:
"Captain Xu is inside that big guy, go find him!"
He looked again and saw the tank crushing the wood blocking the road. The soldier who was delivering the message had snot running down his face and pointed at himself and asked:
"Ah? Should I go?"
…
"Brake quickly! You're going to hit my super luxurious tent," Xu Xiaoyi shouted.
"Kill the car, who called for a car! Where should I go to kill him!" Xu Jia couldn't turn back at this time!
Xu Xiaoyi forgot to teach how to brake, so he stepped forward and pulled the joystick with all his strength to brake. At this time, the tank stopped suddenly. Inside the tank, Xu Yi, who was watching the show, was directly affected by the inertia and flew forward rapidly, hitting the iron sheet hard.
Xu Xiaoyi sighed. Alas, even though he had taught so well, he still made mistakes.
【What the hell did you teach me? ! 】
Xu Jia, who was still in shock, was pulled up by Xu Xiaoyi and thrown aside. Then he slowly drove the tank into his tent. The three of them got off the tank, and Xu Xiaoyi directly put them into the system backpack.
"Report! Captain Xu! The general has sent a message!"
"Come in!"
The soldier who had delivered the message heard the reply and trembled in fear as he entered the tent. He looked up and was stunned. Where was that big guy? He had clearly seen him enter! How could he have disappeared? Never mind, I'd better report first!
"Captain Xu, the general has sent a message for you to prepare for battle,"
"What do you mean?" Xu Xiaoyi patted Xu Jia on the back and asked:
"We are ready to march into Qi's second city."
"Oh, I see! Back off!" Xu Xiaoyi waved his hand to let him leave, and the soldier left quickly!
"Humph!" A cold snort came from outside the door, and then Lin Huaizhi walked into the tent angrily! He yelled at Xu Xiaoyi:
"This is the logistics you were looking for! Xu Xiaoyi! We have to go sort out the supplies now!"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Xu Xiaoyi asked in confusion.
"Our current logistics responsibility is to organize supplies and transport weapons!" Lin Huaizhi shouted:
"Didn't the others tell you?"
"?say what?"
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