Chapter 295: This water column doesn't even reach as far as my pee, so where do all these images come from?!



After the eldest prince left, Xu Xiaoyi walked forward and closed the door, nodding proudly.

"Oh my, now I have a backer in the palace, right? Killing Liusu is exactly my goal! Oh right! I almost forgot about that itchy nose. I haven't rewarded you for a long time! Bastard!" Xu Xiaoyi took out the Book of Dreams from his sleeve, wrote the name 'Liu Caiying' on it, and began to operate.

In the Qihuang Palace, Liu Caiying felt sleepy again while watching the beautiful women singing and dancing below. He always felt that this inexplicable sleepiness was very familiar, so he fell asleep.

Then he opened his eyes again and found himself meticulously hanging on a stake! The audience below looked at him with contempt!

He was stunned. This dream? Wasn't this the same nightmare that had plagued him before? Why was it happening again?

Then, a middle-aged man covered in muscles and hair, wearing a bikini and holding a whip, walked up. When Liu Caiying saw this, her body trembled continuously.

The uncle licked his lips, wiped his saliva with his index finger, and drew a heart on Liu Caiying's belly! Then he started whipping like crazy!

It hurts! It hurts so much!! No!

Liu Caiying was awakened by being beaten for two hours in his dream. After waking up, he burst into tears, shocking all the servants!

"Call the exorcist for me!" Liu Caiying cried out in tears.

When Su Fan opened his eyes again and woke up from his bed, he scratched his head in confusion. Wasn't he just talking to his elder brother? Was it another dream? No, the tingling sensation in his buttocks was still fresh in his memory.

He immediately threw off the quilt and sat up. Seeing the empty room, he couldn't help but remain silent for a while. He immediately stood up, opened the door, and walked out. When the eunuch who was cleaning the yard saw him, he immediately knelt down in front of him!

"I pay my respects to the Ninth Prince!"

Su Fan was very surprised when he saw it, because except for his childhood, almost no one had given him a gift in recent years. It turned out that Xu Xiaoyi and the others were too bad. They were finally moved by me, so they gave him this gift!

"You don't have to be so polite to me. I don't care about etiquette." Su Fan stepped forward and said with a smile:

"No! Xu Xiaoyi said that if he sees you not paying respects, he will drown us in the dry toilet!" the eunuch cried.

Su Fan's face darkened instantly, and his hand, which was about to help them up, froze in mid-air.

"Oh, you're awake?" Xu Xiaoyi came out eating sausages! Xu Jia and Xu Yi followed him. When the eunuchs saw him, they immediately turned around and knelt down to Xu Xiaoyi!

"Greetings to Master Xiao Yi, the super handsome and invincible strong man who is unrivaled in the universe and proud of himself among all things!"

[Su Fan's shocking reward*100]

"Wait, why is your honorific title so long?" Su Fan's competitive spirit instantly rose. After all, he was also a prince! What kind of status was he?! His honorific title was even longer than mine!

"Because I'm more handsome than you! It's getting late. I should go back. I left some food for you." Xu Xiaoyi waved his hand and left with Xu Jia and Xu Yi.

When Su Fan heard this, he looked up at the sun and found that it was still shining high in the sky. His veins bulged! How could this be called late at night?!

After Xu Xiaoyi returned to the Dream Mansion, he moved a recliner out of the room, and then continued to lie on the recliner, covered with a quilt, basking in the sun and reading a book, but it was a magic book.

At this time, Xu Xiaoyi had already mastered the light magic to perfection. He could turn to the next page of magic.

He turned to the next page of the magic book and found that it was water magic. He was very surprised and then looked at the name of the spell written on it:

"The sacred waters of the transcendental holy land surge violently"

Xu Xiaoyi was silent for a while.

What a lousy loser name! System, I've had enough of you! You're so naive every day. Do you think you're good at matching words and creating a good atmosphere? Putting it all together, it's just a perfect atmosphere.

【(Veins popping out)】

[I'll beat you to pieces! ! If you keep scolding me, I'll make you ascend to heaven right here! ! ]

Xu Xiaoyi began to learn water magic, and he was very happy to learn it, because just by doing this, he could release electricity while casting water magic! Wouldn't this make him invincible? Although he could throw lightning now, without a medium, the power was greatly reduced.

Xu Xiaoyi planned to test the power first! He changed the magic book to release the magic without any mantra!

Then he sat up from the recliner, stretched his palms forward, closed his eyes and tried to find the feeling! Suddenly!

Enormous magical power surged through his body. Xu Xiaoyi was shocked, because the small flames and lightning he had released earlier hadn't made this kind of movement. Could it be that this water magic was powerful from the start?!

Xu Xiaoyi then exerted his strength, and inscriptions appeared in front of his palm, instantly changing color. Xu Xiaoyi was shocked. What terrifying water magic! I won't destroy the Meng family, will I? Could it be that reaching perfection can cause a flash flood?

Come on! Go!

call out!

A thin stream of water flowed out from the center of his palm, splashing onto his quilt! Looking closely, it was not even enough for a drink.

Xu Xiaoyi looked at the water on the quilt in silence for a while, then he roared with a ferocious look on his face:

I'll fucking kill you! You stinky system! You're playing tricks on me again! This stream of water can't even reach as far as my pee, so where do all these images come from?!

【Isn’t this the sense of ceremony you want! ! ! !】

Ah! You dare to quibble? I'll let you...

"Hey!" Meng Ru rushed into Xu Xiaoyi's bed again and hugged Xu Xiaoyi tightly!

"What's wrong? Why do you give me a death coil as soon as you see me?" Xu Xiaoyi asked Meng Ru speechlessly.

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!

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