Play dead! That's right! As long as you play dead well, you won't get beaten!
"Hey! Are you pretending to be dead?" Xi Xiao squatted beside him and questioned:
No! I can't show my true colors. I just have to keep pretending to be dead, and they won't do anything to me. After all, no one is so cruel as to even attack a corpse, right?
The bandit on the ground didn't say anything and was still pretending to be unconscious.
"Xixiao, what are you doing?"
"Dad! Why are you here? I suspect this bandit is pretending to be dead. If that's the case, I won't be able to beat him up."
Old Man Xi knocked Xi Xiao's head hard and scolded loudly:
"What did the adults teach us? The person is like this! And you still want to beat him up!"
The person lying on the ground finally let go of his worries and sighed in his heart:
"Finally, a normal person has come! Looks like I won't have to get beaten up."
"That's what the adults always taught us! If you see someone alive, just beat them to death. If you see someone dead, cut up the body and burn it. If you see someone half-dead, you must decisively finish them off! First, use a knife to cut his anus! Then, piss on his face, and finally, stab him to death!"
When the man on the ground heard what Old Man Xi said, his anus tightened, and his mood was like riding a roller coaster, as if he was about to vomit blood. He sat up in shock and roared at them:
"You are not human at all! How could someone do such a beastly thing to an unconscious person!"
"Yohoho, just as you expected, this method really can make people 'wake up'!"
"I knew he was playing dead."
Xi Xiao and Xi Lao Tou clenched their fists and slowly walked towards the man on the ground with evil smiles on their faces! Their eyes seemed to be like wild cats emitting lasers in the middle of the night, making one's scalp tingle and hair stand on end.
".....It's over, I've been hit..."
The man on the ground looked like he had lost all hope in life and was dragged into the group of people who were beating him up.
Bang!
Bang!
"Don't...hit...your face!"
.........
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