Cuckoo~ (rooster crowing)
He Guoan squatted on the floor with a tired and collapsed look on his face, his face covered with slap marks.
He had more than a dozen dreams last night. In each dream, he died in different ways and was tortured in different ways. The strange thing was that they were all done by Xu Xiaoyi!
One night! No matter what I did, I would die without exception! And it was a very miserable death! Do you know how I spent that night!!!
He Guoan couldn't stand it. Whenever he closed his eyes, Xu Xiaoyi's terrifying and horrifying face would keep appearing in his mind, and his heart was frightened by that face.
But I didn’t dare to fall asleep. Although I didn’t feel any pain when I was killed in the dream, the fear of death was real, and so was the feeling of collapse it brought.
He felt a little dazed. No matter what, he had to go to the temple to worship today, ask for a talisman, and ask for some blessed water to wash his body. He might have been cursed by Xu Xiaoyi.
The massive downpour in Shougong County that caused so many missing people was already frustrating enough! Now I can't even sleep well! No! I'm afraid to sleep at all!
…………
Xu Xiaoyi handed the letter that he had spent a long time writing to Old Man Xi, asking Old Man Xi to send the letter somewhere else. The letter had to go through multiple transfers before it could reach his adoptive father.
Xu Xiaoyi laughed even more crazily. For him, he was really looking forward to how much shock this letter would bring to the world. He couldn't wait to see the news from the noble family.
Moreover, I did everything perfectly. No one would notice that this was a letter written by me. Even my cheap dad would not be able to recognize it. After all, I wrote it in regular script, and he had no idea that I could write in this way.
This way, not only can I enjoy myself, but I can also stay here longer, which is double the happiness. However, what should I do about the princess? Oh, what a headache!
Forget it! As long as you stop thinking about it, you won’t have a headache.
[This is complete rubbish! You escapist brat!]
Xu Xiaoyi looked around and found that there was no one in the entire county magistrate's mansion. It seemed that everyone was busy, and he was the only one here enjoying himself.
Xu Xiaoyi also stood up to check the current situation in Xiqing County. He first came to the river. Since the source had its own continuous artificial rainfall, the flow rate of the river was quite good and the water quality was clear to the bottom!
How does the saying go? The water in the world will never expire even if it is stored for hundreds of millions of years, because it keeps flowing and is living water.
When Xu Xiaoyi was listening to the sound of trickling water and enjoying the feeling of the breeze on his face, he was in a daze when suddenly the system screen popped up in front of him!
[Today's drop: Magic Item Chest! ]
Wow! Magical items? System! What is this? The name sounds so cool!
【A country bumpkin who has never seen the world. 】
I*… (Xu Xiaoyi withdraws a basic attack)
I'll see what I can come up with first before I decide to argue with you! Open it for me!
【Open successfully】
[Congratulations on receiving: Emperor Fishing Rod*1]
All I got was a broken fishing rod? And a magic item? What's the point of it? Is he even worthy of the word "emperor"?
[Emperor Fishing Rod: As long as you are in the water! You can catch random items from the user's memories!]
Holy shit! Random items from my memory? Are these even memories from my past life?
【some. 】
Holy crap! That's awesome! Can I catch a tank, a bomber, a Barrett, or even something I just imagined?
[Yes, as long as you are lucky enough, it is possible to catch an aircraft carrier.]
After hearing the system's answer, Xu Xiaoyi felt so excited that he almost burst his clothes! The thought of himself driving a tank and slaughtering the enemies was so cool!
And such an unsolvable item isn't even considered a gold treasure chest? This is such a lax and stinky system!
In this way, I don't have to wait for the next gold treasure chest, I can directly fish out an AK! A tank! And I will be invincible!
Excited, Xu Xiaoyi immediately pulled out the Emperor Fishing Rod! A golden short stream fishing rod appeared in his hand.
He immediately pulled out the short rod, and it immediately unfolded into a long, thin rod with a fishing line, a fish hook, and a lead weight. This rod looked like a modern fishing rod.
Hey~ System, this golden fishing rod is totally worthy of my status! You did a really good job this time!
【(Picking nose)】
Come on! Let me try and see what’s going on! I’m already horny and thirsty!!!
Xu Xiaoyi was turning over rocks by the river, trying to find a worm. His efforts paid off, and he finally found a long, sticky worm. He grabbed it and was about to pierce it with his sharp hook. But he didn't expect the worm to actually move! It immediately covered Xu Xiaoyi's hands in slime!
Xu Xiaoyi's forehead was bulging with anger, and then he let out a terrifying smile, revealing murderous intent and roaring at the earthworm in his hand:
"Stop struggling, you stinky earthworm! Otherwise, I'll dig up your entire family and bury them with you!"
【Fear effect↑40%】
Xu Xiaoyi didn't expect that the horror on his face had surpassed that of other species. The earthworm in his hand was frightened and became limp. It didn't dare to move at all and allowed Xu Xiaoyi to penetrate it.
Huh? System, why can I scare earthworms into unconsciousness now? Shouldn't I be the only one who can scare people? What's going on?
[Perhaps this dimension has defined you as a beast! So your face now scares all organic creatures. Even mites don't dare to live on your face now!]
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content!
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
