At this time, Xiqing County.
Xu Xiaoyi had already released Changfu's mother and the landlord's wife and daughter. They were reluctant to leave. Here they felt a sense of peace and security they had never experienced before. They even shed tears when they left. However, after all, they were in the same county and the distance was not far, so they could come back to visit often.
When Changfu's mother returned to the landlord's house, she looked unhappy!
Changfu's father appeared delighted, but inwardly he was furious. Changfu had told him that his tigress had been captured by thieves that day, and he had been happy for two whole days! Now how could the tigress have returned on her own?
After Xiaoju and the other lady returned home, they also looked depressed, as if they were experiencing withdrawal symptoms after leaving the county magistrate's mansion. Even after taking a bite of the big meal prepared at home, they were mercilessly scolded, saying that it was not even as good as the food cooked by Xu Xiaoyi.
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At this time, Xu Xiaoyi was squatting in the dry toilet, pinching his nose and releasing his desire freely.
But what made him speechless was that there was a snake in front of her, staring at him closely, and even slowly crawling towards him.
Hey, hey, hey! You stinky snake, don't mess with me when I'm at my most vulnerable! Be careful or I'll make you snake soup!
The snake squirmed its body and got closer and closer to Xu Xiaoyi. It looked like he didn't know when it would bite him. At this moment, Xu Xiaoyi didn't dare to move at all. Although he had become stronger, he was now completely unable to exert his strength!
"Brother Snake, I have no ill intentions. Can you please let me go?" Xu Xiaoyi put his hands together and said to the snake in front of him in a weak tone, while praying that the snake would understand human nature and let him go.
[Young man, don't forget that your face now can scare all creatures. You can try to scare him away.]
That's right! I was so nervous I forgot! I have the skill to intimidate people. I scared Wangcai into submission before, but this little snake is so scary, I'll scare you to death!
Xu Xiaoyi immediately twisted his face, revealing his fangs and ferocious face, and gave the snake in front of him a ferocious expression.
"Hey, if you don't get out of here, I'll chop you into pieces and feed them to Wangcai in my backyard!"
hiss~
The snake in front of him seemed to be frightened and immediately bit Xu Xiaoyi's hand.
Ahhh! Xu Xiaoyi looked at the snake biting his arm and immediately screamed in panic! No matter how hard he shook it, he couldn't get rid of it.
Damn system, I fuck you! Did you deliberately want me to get bitten by a snake?
【If you are not good at it, practice more. 】
Xu Xiaoyi immediately pinched and bit the snake on his hand, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make it let go.
"Damn it! You're the only one who can bite, right? I'll fight you even if I die!"
The furious Xu Xiaoyi bit the snake in his hand directly.
Gada...
The door of the dry toilet was opened. Xu Xiaoyi bit the snake in his hand and looked at Luo Qingcheng who pushed the door open with a speechless face.
[Luo Qingcheng's shocking reward*100]
"Lady... why are you here? Please save me! I'm about to be bitten to death by a snake! Why won't this snake let go? I'm about to be poisoned to death!"
Luo Qingcheng stepped forward and held the snake's head with her slender white fingers. Suddenly, she exerted force, and the snake immediately opened its mouth and fell to the ground limply.
Luo Qingcheng then continued to look at Xu Xiaoyi in silence. Xu Xiaoyi was silent as he looked at the wound he had been bitten by the snake, but he felt the cold gaze staring at him, so he unconsciously covered his crotch with his right hand.
"This snake is not poisonous. Also, I'm not interested in the few inches below you. I didn't see it!"
After saying this, Luo Qingcheng turned around and left.
"Hey! Heroine!"
"Close the door for me!"
Damn it! What do you mean by a few inches?! I'm clearly a giant pillar, you bastard!
Damn it! Why did this happen when I was at my most vulnerable? And it was this annoying woman who saved me! I hate owing favors to others!
[So embarrassing, tsk tsk]
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Afterwards, Xu Xiaoyi sat by the river with a lifeless face, fishing with the Emperor Fishing Rod, listening to the trickling water, and recovering his injured heart!
[You're not really going to be devastated, are you?]
[? This isn't like you! Wasn't it just a snake bite while taking a shit? Or did Luo Qingcheng tell you you were feeling inferior? That's not right! With your assets, you shouldn't feel inferior!]
Xu Xiaoyi ignored the system, and at this moment he felt something on the fishing rod in his hand. He stood up and immediately pulled it up, and then a Desert Eagle appeared in his hand!
Xu Xiaoyi became interested immediately when he saw the Desert Eagle in his hand, which felt very textured and heavy!
Ding ding~
Xu Xiaoyi flicked his finger with his fingernail, and immediately felt a pain in his finger! This hardness, this texture, could this be real?
Could it be that my luck has really turned! I actually stumbled upon something so good? Holy shit! Suddenly, I feel like the snake bite was worth it!
System, oh system, I plan to forgive you temporarily. If you had given me this thing earlier, would I have ignored you?
Xu Xiaoyi then raised the Desert Eagle, lowered the safety on both sides of the slide, and excitedly headed towards the river in front of him to try a shot.
clatter!
The gunshot that Xu Xiaoyi was expecting did not come out. He stared blankly at the Desert Eagle in his hand and the small flame coming out from the muzzle of the Desert Eagle.
. . . .
Bang!
Xu Xiaoyi angrily threw the Desert Eagle to the ground, then stomped on it repeatedly, complaining loudly:
Isn't this just a lighter? Why did you make it so elaborate? I thought it was real!
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