Chapter 32 Piracy Ruined Me
Everyone says the best way to forget someone is to start a new relationship. Yang Lewei cried and told Shao Chenghua that she wanted to break up, but they were back to being sweet as ever in just a few days. It's so frustrating to watch.
This shows that there is a good side to being in a relationship.
Otherwise, engaging in a humble, secret crush, especially with a married man, which is so clandestine, wouldn't suit her character at all.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
The movie is showing an unscientific creature knocking on the protagonist's door.
The background music, with its "thump-thump-thump" sound, creates a tense and terrifying atmosphere.
"..."
Su Wanwan glanced back and forth between the movie screen and the door a few times.
As a staunch atheist, Su Wanwan couldn't help but feel a chill run down her spine.
She walked quietly to the entrance, where Xie Yanning's impeccably handsome face stood before her.
Why are you looking for her so late at night?
She opened the door and let her in. As soon as she entered the house, she saw her fat cat nestled in Xie Yanning's arms and meowed at her triumphantly.
"???"
"How did it get here?" Wasn't it just inside? How did it get out?
The movie was still playing inside the house. The female lead was giving the male lead a flirtatious look while sobbing, "My lord, you are so cruel. I came here to find you."
Su Wanwan: "..."
Xie Yanning had obviously heard it too, her expression unreadable. "That's a question for you. What did you put out that scared it?"
Cats can be very stressed at times.
Xie Yanning was getting ready to work downstairs when a little bundle of flesh jumped out from the balcony and pounced into his arms, looking up at him with wet eyes, seemingly still trembling slightly.
I just met Su Wanwan's chubby Yuanxiao.
He picked up the cat and went to the balcony. It was late at night and all was quiet, but he could vaguely hear some eerie music coming from upstairs.
Su Wanwan sighed helplessly, "I've never seen her scared before. Didn't she watch The Walking Dead without any censorship or cuts?"
Why is a foreign cat afraid of Chinese ghost movies?
She reached out to pick up the cat, but Yuanxiao was very principled and clung tightly to Xie Yanning's sleeve, refusing to let go.
Thankfully, Xie Yanning was wearing long sleeves, otherwise she would have been scratched until she bled.
“Yuanxiao,” Su Wanwan said, shocked and speechless, “You’re a girl, be more reserved. What’s the meaning of hugging a man so late at night?”
Xie Yanning: "..."
Not wanting to be pulled anymore, he said, "Where's its nest? I'll carry it inside."
Su Wanwan stepped aside to let him in.
The dimly lit room always had a touch of alluring ambiguity.
Su Wanwan quickly turned on the light.
Yuanxiao's nest is on the balcony. Usually, the sliding door is closed so it can bask in the sun. Occasionally, you can see a few birds flying around outside, keeping it company with something alive.
Xie Yanning carried the cat over, and Yuanxiao meowed in protest.
Su Wanwan reasoned with her, "Sweetie, I'll take you to find a man next time."
Xie Yanning's cold voice came from above: "What kind of man do you want to take it to find?"
Whether it was her imagination or not, Su Wanwan sensed a hint of displeasure coming from inside.
In the movie, the female lead's charming voice rang out: "My benefactor, you are the man I want to entrust my life to."
"..."
I couldn't hear it very clearly at the door, but now I can hear it perfectly clearly inside.
The two people and the cat instinctively turned their heads to look. The female lead had already taken off all but her bellyband. The camera zoomed in, and her snow-white breasts took up almost half the screen, creating a stunning effect.
What a terrible movie!
Why are you flirting with me in a horror movie?!
Xie Yanning looked at her with a half-smile, "This film..."
"I watched a horror movie!"
Su Wanwan forced herself to remain calm and looked down at her phone: "It doesn't seem very suitable for cats to watch."
Before she could find it, the situation suddenly changed.
I don't know if the male lead was too overwhelmed by the female lead's flirting, but he abandoned his usual reserved and impoverished scholar demeanor and suddenly kissed her passionately.
The camera work is both beautiful and erotic, with the male protagonist unbuttoning his outer robe to reveal his muscular physique, regardless of why a poor scholar would be so illogically strong.
The male lead breathes heavily, while the female lead moans seductively.
The sound was amplified through high-end audio equipment, looping endlessly throughout the enclosed space, as if it were right next to my ears.
"..."
My God! What the hell is this?!
Anyone who didn't know better would think she was reading *Jin Ping Mei*! Yuanxiao's eyes widened in disbelief, as if she had never seen anything like it before. She actually jumped down and walked to the projector, tilting her big cat head up to look at it.
"..."
Su Wanwan felt like she was setting a bad example for children.
She frantically searched for her phone, intending to turn off the projector, but in her haste, she accidentally turned the volume up, amplifying the sticky kissing sounds once again.
It was the female lead who couldn't stand it and let out a soft "hmm".
Su Wanwan had already decided where she wanted to be buried.
I tried to turn it off, but my phone crashed at a crucial moment and didn't respond at all.
The sounds in the movie became increasingly clear.
Su Wanwan: "..."
An awkward and suffocating atmosphere spread throughout the room.
This crappy phone is really broken!
Su Wanwan, in a desperate attempt to survive, upheld the strong will that as long as she wasn't embarrassed, it was others who were embarrassed. She casually commented, "Hehe, this male lead has a pretty good physique."
At the same time, quickly move to the power switch.
Xie Yanning, who was initially a little uncomfortable, asked upon hearing this, "What's so good about it?"
? ? ?
Brother, I didn't really want to discuss a male actor's physique with you.
"He's tall, and he even has eight-pack abs," Su Wanwan said casually.
Xie Yanning shifted his gaze to the projector, where a violent fight scene unsuitable for children was immediately unfolding. He looked at it with scrutiny: "You like this?"
She's not as tall as him, and as for her abs, they're not as well-shaped as his.
"It's alright."
Su Wanwan finally kicked the power plug off, and the projector went black instantly.
"Oh dear, is there something wrong with the projector?" Su Wanwan asked, feigning concern. "Why did the screen suddenly go black?"
His acting is so exaggerated, he'd be severely criticized if he entered the industry.
Xie Yanning was genuinely amused by Su Wanwan, and pretended to ask, "I studied a little about electrical appliances in college, do you want me to fix it for you?"
"..." Su Wanwan's speechlessness was almost tangible. They were all classmates, couldn't they give each other some face?
"No need, just replace it if it's broken."
"Okay, I'll head back now." Xie Yanning suppressed a laugh, walked to the entrance, and sincerely suggested, "Next time you watch a movie like this, it's best not to play it in public."
Su Wanwan: "..."
That night, she tossed and turned, wondering what kind of movie this was! It made her feel sexually frustrated.
She felt she needed to explain.
She picked up her phone from the bedside table, pushed the movie card to Xie Yanning, and also showed him a review of the film.
A rare gem among Chinese horror films, exploring the complex entanglements of love and evil in human nature.
[Xie Yanning: ???]
[Su Wanwan: I'm just telling you that this is a film that explores human nature.]
This is a legitimate film, not some kind of erotic film!!!
After a while, Xie Yanning replied.
[Xie Yanning: Then you probably watched a pirated version.]
Su Wanwan: ? ?
She carefully read the movie reviews, and the content seemed to be somewhat inconsistent. Clicking on the movie poster, she couldn't match the faces of the male and female leads.
Su Wanwan: "..."
No wonder people say it's so boring, how come it has such a high rating!
Piracy ruined me!
They're just putting up a horn and selling dog meat!
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