Chapter 73 The anchor brother loves me deeply 20 Sour.
Ye Ling was dragged into the villa by Li Feng in a daze. Her golden hair was messed up by the helmet, and she looked like a sloppy chick that had just been brought back to the nest by an eagle.
"Brother...Brother Feng..." Ye Ling clutched her helmet, her voice muffled and accusing. "I still have a major class to attend! It's very important!"
Li Feng took off his motorcycle gloves and threw them on the entrance cabinet without hesitation. He didn't even turn his head when he heard the words: "It's over."
"Huh? No way!" Ye Ling was anxious and chased after him, "The teacher is going to call the roll!"
Seeing Li Feng silently take out his phone, Ye Ling suddenly had a bad feeling: "What...what are you doing?"
"Hello," Li Feng said into the phone, his tone calm yet tinged with a hint of parental concern. "Excuse me, is this Mr. Wang, Ye Ling's homeroom teacher? ...Yes, I'm his older brother...The thing is, Ye Ling suddenly felt very unwell, with a fever and dizziness, and I just took him home...Yes, I'm afraid he won't be able to attend the afternoon class, so I'm asking for your leave...Um, thank you for your trouble."
The call ended. The whole process took less than a minute.
Ye Ling opened her mouth, feeling that her poor academic worldview had been severely impacted.
The main character of Jinjiang...how could he do such a thing!
Moreover, Li Feng's acting skills were much better than his as the tasker... Ye Ling suffered two consecutive attacks in a trance.
"I'm going to catch up on my livestream for a bit. I'll continue playing mobile games today and duo-queue with random friends." Li Feng wore a matter-of-fact expression, letting the scumbag go his own way. "You go play your own thing."
778 quickly seized the opportunity: [Host! What a great opportunity! He's actually playing a mobile game today! Hurry up!!]
[Again?!] Ye Ling wailed inwardly, [Wasn't the last connection embarrassing enough?!]
[Host! Opportunity! Although the effect was off last time, this time our goal is clear - continue to be terrible! As terrible as possible! Make Li Feng lose face in front of hundreds of thousands of people! Disgust value! KPI!]
Ye Ling flew back to her room, covered her eyes, and quietly logged into the showy "Good Feather Wants to Be Picked Up".
When he came online, he was shocked. His private mailbox was about to explode!
Some asked if he was a man or a woman, some asked if he was a current friend of Master Blade, some asked if he was a relative of Mo Yu... Some even directly begged him to come up with a detailed guide on "How to make Master Blade unforgettable by playing the role of a noob."
Ye Ling: “…”
He's not acting!
He gloomily left the private message list and entered Blade's live broadcast room. The barrage of comments was full of excitement and cheers for Blade's sudden start of the broadcast.
[Blade! Good afternoon!]
[Huh? Why is the show starting at noon today? Or is it playing mobile games?]
[Another duo draw with a friend? Is there such a good thing? Those in the front row, please give me a card!!!]
[Hahahahaha, Xiao Yuma's actions last time were too cool. Is the master going to get back at him?]
Li Feng didn't say much and directly clicked to start the match. Ye Ling's heart suddenly rose to her throat.
bite!
——Congratulations on winning the prize, please wait for the host to contact you!
Ye Ling looked at the prompt on his screen, his eyes dark: "..."
The barrage exploded immediately.
[Holy crap! This feather again?!?!]
【What a fate! Blade got this little tea bag again (in a positive sense)!】
[Hahahaha, the show is awesome! ! Waiting for little Feather to take Blade flying]
Li Feng looked at the pink ID on the screen, and the corners of his mouth curved upwards. He spoke into the microphone, his tone as cold as ever: "'Good Feather'? It's you again. Get ready."
Ye Ling hurriedly turned on the microphone, her voice distorted with nervousness: "Brother Blade... okay... I'm a novice... please bear with me."
Li Feng said calmly: "Yeah."
The game begins. The nightmare begins again.
Ye Ling's parachute deviated from its course again and landed in the wilderness outside of P City. He was chased by wild monsters and screamed, "Ah! Help! Brother! Brother Blade! There are wolves chasing me!"
Li Feng: "That's a hyena. Can't even run? Press Shift to speed up."
Ye Ling finally found a gun and saw a figure swaying in the distance, so he excitedly opened fire. "Bang, bang, bang!" All the bullets hit Li Feng's jeep that had just parked.
Li Feng: “…”
The final round, 2v1. Li Feng was low on health, blocking the view and preparing to ambush someone. Ye Ling nervously circled behind him and accidentally pressed the "throw grenade" button.
"Swish!" A grenade drew a beautiful parabola and landed precisely at Li Feng's feet!
"Fuck!" Li Feng couldn't help but curse, and at the same time, he rolled over to avoid it with extreme maneuvers.
"Boom!" The grenade exploded.
Blade's health bar was almost empty. Although he was not killed by the explosion, his position was completely exposed. The opponent seized the opportunity and immediately killed him with a burst of bullets.
"Ah! I'm dead again! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Brother Blade!" Ye Ling was in a panic. "I... I wanted to throw a smoke bomb! What is this button for?"
Li Feng stared at the gray screen, silent for three seconds, and finally let out a helpless sigh: "...Forget it, next time, stand behind me, don't move, and just gain the experience."
The barrage has been laughing like crazy:
【Hahahaha humanoid self-propelled bomb ProMax! 】
[Blade's real-life story of raising a child! Heartbreaking yet hilarious!]
[Little Feather: Even though I’m not good at it, I’m trying my best! (Try your best)]
[Seriously, the interaction between this noob and Blade is inexplicably hilarious! A sharp-tongued master x a silly little wife?]
[Little Feather's voice sounds like a boy's? And it sounds familiar?]
Amidst the fans' joyful banter, someone with keen ears suddenly caught a glimpse of something unusual:
Suddenly, from Xiao Yuyao's side, a sled dog's full-bodied howl came out: "Awoo—Awoo—"
Ye Ling gasped in fear: "Don't scream, Chai Chai!"
However, Li Feng's microphone also captured the sled dog's iconic "woof" sound at the same time.
The live broadcast room was silent for a moment, and then the barrage of comments exploded:
【?????? Wait! What did I hear?】
[The dog is barking! There's a dog barking at Blade's house!]
[There's a dog barking over there, Little Feather?! !]
[Holy crap! Synchronized dog barking?! This is too much of a coincidence!?!]
[Wait! Little Feather's voice... this panicked little trembling voice... why does it sound so much like Blade's roommate's younger brother?!]
[Case solved! 'Nice little feather wants to be picked up' is Blade's fluttering little chicken—his roommate's younger brother! !]
[No wonder Blade is so special to him! Turns out he's one of our own! !]
So this 'random' connection is also part of your play???
Ye Ling: “!!!”
He frantically tried to turn off the microphone, but the more anxious he became, the more confused he became and ended up turning up the game volume even louder!
"Why are you panicking?" Li Feng's low and calm voice came through the headset. "Focus, look at the road, someone is coming from the right."
Ye Ling's attention was instantly drawn back to the game. Seeing a figure emerge from the hillside on the right, he was so frightened that his hands trembled and his character suddenly turned around. At the same time, he blurted out a panicked cry for help: "Ah! Brother Li Feng! Someone on the right is hitting me!"
The two words "Brother Feng" resounded throughout the live broadcast room through the microphone clearly, naturally, and with an instinctive dependence.
Time seemed to stop.
The next second, the barrage exploded.
What what what brother? Which Feng? Is it Blade? Has Blade ever revealed his real name?
[Of course not! I've been searching the internet for a year and still haven't found any information about Blade's current situation...]
[Brother Feng~~~~you call so naturally! ]
[Blade's helpless yet indulgent tone is killing me!]
[So authentic and so cute! ]
[Roommate's younger brother's identity confirmed! ]
[No wonder Blade is so special to Xiaoyu, he turns out to be his roommate's younger brother! !]
[My roommate’s younger brother is Xiao Yu Mao! Xiao Yu Mao is my roommate’s younger brother! ]
Blade's helpless yet indulgent tone just now! Oh my god! That was too sweet!
[The sharp-tongued BladeX and his idiotic roommate, Little Feather, are a couple! Isn't this a hit?!]
Ye Ling realized what she had said belatedly and babbled incoherently: [It’s over, it’s over, it’s over! 778! I’m done! I’m exposed!]
778 calmly reassured: [Host, don't panic, as long as you have enough vests, you don't have to worry about them falling off! Your 'little tail' vest is still safe! !]
Li Feng, standing in front of the screen, listened to Ye Ling's panicked "Brother Feng," watched the completely crazy CP fans in the barrage, and then imagined the little golden-haired fool in the bedroom who was probably dying of shame and anger, and was fuming...
The curve of his mouth corners could no longer be suppressed on his icy face.
He spoke into the microphone, amidst the revelry and questioning on the screen, in a tone that was a bit disdainful yet seemed to be declaring ownership, and said slowly:
"What are you arguing about? He's a bit of a wimp, but..."
He paused deliberately, allowing all the comments to hold their breath and prick up their ears.
“…There’s always someone who holds things back in a family.”
【!!!!!!】
The barrage completely exploded into fireworks.
[Ah ...
【Okay, now I know Little Feather is yours! 】
[This dish is also from my family! Blade, you win! ]
[Locked! Blade swallowed the key! !]
[Mom! The couple I'm obsessed with is real! The sharp-tongued god and the silly chick! They're so sweet!]
The game-ending notification sounded, and the big word "Victory" appeared on the screen, as if it was the most ruthless mockery of Ye Ling.
He slumped on the sofa, like a canary with its soul drained out.
It’s over, it’s over… He’s been completely exposed! Brother Li Feng must be pissed! Although he didn’t lose his temper during the live broadcast, that must have been the calm before the storm!
Ye Ling mustered up her courage and cautiously approached the study door, skillfully pulling at the door frame. Her hazelnut eyes secretly glanced at Li Feng who was turning off the live broadcast.
"Brother..." Ye Ling's voice was as thin as a mosquito's, full of tentativeness and fear, "Um... did I... embarrass you?"
Li Feng turned off the live streaming software, turned his head, and said calmly: "Embarrassing? Not really."
He paused, "The food is an objective fact. It's not shameful."
Ye Ling: “…”
Originally, she wanted to be a scheming green tea girl, hold Li Feng back, destroy his live broadcast career, and make him belong only to her...
The result? He used his own skills, a true noob, to make the live broadcast more effective, and even his "stupid roommate's younger brother" who was only heard but not seen... became the top mascot of the live broadcast room.
[Host! Progress is seriously lagging behind!] 778 is sounding a red alert. [We must intensify our efforts! Cause actual damage to the target, trigger their genuine anger! Reactivate the 'Feng Ge's Little Tail' harassment account! A two-pronged approach!]
"Okay." Ye Ling lowered her head and turned away with a lot of thoughts in her mind. "I... will go back to my room to read."
But as soon as the door was closed, Ye Ling immediately abandoned her stripped "good feathers wanting to be picked up" and logged into the "Brother Feng's little tail" vest that she thought was covered tightly.
In the evening, Ye Ling confirmed Li Feng's end-of-streaming time, then she considerately opened the private message interface and began to harass Daye.
Feng Ge's little tail: [……]
A few seconds later.
Blade: [?]
Another cold question mark. But, the answer is!
Ye Ling perked up and started typing quickly.
Feng Ge's little tail: [Master! It's late at night, lonely? Need someone to chat? (Greasy wink.jpg)]
Blade: [No need. I have a dog.]
Ye Ling: “…”
He looked at Chaichai who was lying next to him and had caused him to lose a vest. Chaichai, who didn't know what was going on, looked back at him innocently with watery eyes.
Ye Ling gritted his teeth and tried again.
Feng Ge's little tail: [How can a dog be as caring as me! Master, I know you've been under a lot of pressure lately, would you like to try my exclusive stress relief massage service? (Buried chest muscular man.jpg)]
Blade: [Relieve stress? Seeing your ID is enough to relieve stress.]
Ye Ling was choked: [778! He mocked me!]
778: [Host! He's responding! This proves the harassment is effective! Keep going!]
Feng Ge's little tail: [Master! Is your bed big enough? Is it cold sleeping alone? (Shivering fluffy bird.gif)]
Blade: [Big. Not cold. The dog warms the bed.]
Ye Ling: “…”
He threw his phone in frustration: [I’m done! I can’t even handle the harassment!]
After a while, the phone that had been thrown aside lit up again.
Ye Ling picked it up unhappily and found it was still Blade.
Blade: [You like me very much? ]
Ye Ling's spirits perked up, and she immediately mobilized all her lifelong learning, her fingers flying: [Of course I like it! Brother, you're such a great gamer, your voice is so beautiful, your controls are so sharp, and you're so low-key and mysterious... You're simply my ideal man! I can't sleep without watching your live stream every day! (starry eyes.jpg)]
After he finished his flattery, he shook his feet proudly, waiting with malicious intent to see his brother Li Feng run out of tricks.
Blade's reply popped up again. The content was simple and clear, but it came like a raging storm: [So, do you want to come to my house?]
Ye Ling felt as if he was hit by an invisible huge wave, and his cell phone almost fell out of his hand.
What the hell does this mean? They're already... meeting at home?! Where's the male lead in Jinjiang?!
[He, he, he... why is he like this?!] 778 was so shocked that the electronic voice changed its pitch. [Shouldn't our Jinjiang's leading man be chaste and chaste?! How can he just casually invite someone online home?! !]
Ye Ling was panicked and inexplicably upset: [You ask me, who should I ask?]
He stared at the message, his finger hovering above the screen, and hesitated for a long time before cautiously trying to reply.
Feng Ge's little tail: [Brother... Although I really want to see you, this... isn't a good idea? ≥﹏≤ I see a lot of people in the live broadcast room are talking about you and your roommate's younger brother...]
He tried to make his tone sound like sensible tea, but not sour enough.
Blade: [It's just someone else taking it.]
Ye Ling felt even more upset when she saw this ambiguous reply. What did this mean? Was he not bothered by other people's CP support, or was he indirectly denying anything with his "roommate's younger brother"?
He was staring at his phone screen, deep in thought, his brows knitted together, and he didn't notice the slight footsteps or knocks on the door at all.
It was not until the door was pushed open and Li Feng's figure appeared at the door that Ye Ling woke up from her dream. She hurriedly turned off the screen and shoved it under her butt.
"Brother?! Why didn't you knock on the door!" His heart was pounding and his face was full of guilt.
Li Feng seemed not to notice his flustered movements and walked straight in with a laptop in his hand.
"I'm giving you a make-up class." He said briefly, walked to the bedside, and sat down very naturally. "It's the 'Introduction to Communication Studies' class you skipped this afternoon."
"Ah? Make-up lessons?" Ye Ling was still confused and stared at him blankly.
Li Feng seemed to have just taken a shower, his black hair was still slightly damp and hung casually in front of his forehead. He had lost the coldness he had in his usual live broadcasts, and there was a rare warmth and peace between his eyebrows.
"Where are we in this course?" he asked as he turned on his computer.
"..." Ye Ling had basically been slacking off in school, so how could he answer? His eyes darted around in panic, and suddenly he caught a glimpse of something suspicious. "Brother, didn't you graduate from the School of Economics? Why are you giving me extra classes in media..."
"I just read a book for a while and learned it on the spot." Li Feng didn't even look up, his fingers sliding across the touchpad. "The underlying logic of the humanities and social sciences is all interconnected. This is a basic introductory course for freshmen, so it shouldn't be difficult to understand."
Ye Ling was stunned for a few seconds before she realized what was going on: "Um... you were just... reading a book?"
This time, there was a genuine sourness in his tone that he himself didn't even notice.
Reading? You must be kidding! You were clearly using your Blade account to invite "Little Tail" to your house!
Li Feng finally raised his head and raised his eyebrows: "Yes."
Seeing him lying without changing his expression, Ye Ling was immediately furious.
But he couldn't just pull out his phone and confront her directly; that would be like exposing his real identity. Ye Ling could only suppress his anger and said in a roundabout way, "Oh...really? I thought you were staying up late at night to secretly chat with those pretty, sweet-voiced fan girls."
"Hmm?" Li Feng heard this and instead of denying it, he replied thoughtfully, "That... is not impossible."
Ye Ling's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and without thinking, he blurted out: "No!"
"Why not?"
"..." Ye Ling was stumped by the question again. He opened his mouth and finally managed an excuse. His voice was a little weaker. "The people outside... are a mess. There are all kinds of monsters and demons. Who knows what's behind the screen? It just looks glamorous... I, I'm afraid that you'll be deceived!"
"Are you afraid that I'll be cheated?" Li Feng chuckled softly as if he had heard something interesting, his eyes almost staring straight at his face.
After several seconds, Li Feng spoke slowly, his voice a little deeper: "Then... don't look for people outside."
Ye Ling's heart seemed to be hit by something suddenly, and then it started beating wildly.
What does this mean...
If we don’t look for people outside… then who should we look for?
He looked back at Li Feng with a confused look, feeling that the air around him seemed to become sticky and his breathing became a little difficult.
In the end, it was Li Feng who looked away first. He lowered his head, his expression unchanged, only his voice was slightly hoarse. "Then... I'll start telling you from Chapter 2."
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