"That's right, you young man, you have no manners!" The fat old man was also furious, feeling that even his burps smelled like intestines.
"Gentlemen, please don't misunderstand! I didn't mean to make you eat feces." Qiao Suinian's expression turned serious. "I'm actually a scientist, and I'm conducting a survey!"
"Research? What kind of research?"
The middle-aged man and the fat old man were stunned, and the others who wanted an explanation also began to feel doubtful.
Could it be that this young man really has some unspeakable secret? Or have we misunderstood him?
"That's how it is!" Qiao Suinian explained. "Didn't a universal job-change system suddenly appear on our planet?"
"I was wondering if the existence of this system might be related to some alien civilization, such as the Trisolarans wanting to observe humanity's every move in the apocalypse."
"To figure this out, I secretly started doing research, and finally, in a place inhabited by alien monsters, I found a man! The man was wearing black and white overalls and had a handsome face!"
"What's even stranger is that none of the surrounding alien races attacked the man, and the moment I spotted him, he pulled out a basketball and started dancing!"
"At that moment, a green zombie radiating a chilling aura walked towards the man. I immediately shouted a warning: 'Watch out for the Green Zombie Chill!'"
"Unexpectedly, at that moment, the man turned around and glanced at the green zombie. When he looked at it a second time, the terrifying green zombie instantly exploded into pieces, a truly horrifying sight!"
Qiao Suinian spoke vividly and eloquently, his spittle flying everywhere, and many people craned their necks to listen with great interest.
Even Cao Junfeng forgot about the current situation and listened with great interest, almost to the point of taking out a bag of sunflower seeds to crack open.
But at this moment, the fat old man was the first to notice something was wrong, frowned and interrupted.
"Young man, wait a minute! What does all that have to do with you telling us to eat stuffed braised pork intestines?"
"Huh?" Qiao Suinian blinked innocently. "It's nothing, I just want you guys to eat poop."
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