Chapter 10 Not Being a Simp (1)
"Ouch, don't kiss me there, it's so itchy~"
Changqing had just transmigrated to the new world and hadn't even come to his senses when a flirtatious voice came over, making his heart skip a beat.
Holy crap.
The video playing on the table is from a dashcam.
This is like being transmigrated into the body of a cuckolded man.
He was speechless.
The original owner was checking his dashcam footage when he heard his girlfriend's voice, and then, overwhelmed with anger, he died.
A man's voice, panting heavily, came out, "Just kiss me, just kiss me, what can I do when my Yao Yao is so tempting?"
"Come on, let me ask you, between me and your wife, who's better?"
"Why bring up that old hag? I haven't touched her in ages. She's not as pretty as you, not as young, and not as...slutty, hahahahaha."
"Who are you calling a slut? You're going to die!"
"Then let me ask you, between me and your boyfriend, who's better?"
Why bring up that simp? I've never even let him touch me!
A burst of playful banter and laughter rang out, and Changqing felt his heart begin to ache.
Oh shit.
That's going too far.
This is simply bullying honest people.
The original owner bought a car, but he hardly ever drove it himself, instead giving it to his girlfriend. As a result, she gave him this big surprise.
Recalling the original owner's relationship with his girlfriend.
Changqing couldn't help but grit his teeth.
Did he get a girlfriend? Or rather, a complete tyrant?
The original owner, Yang Changqing, met his girlfriend, Gu Yao, through an introduction. It can be said that from the moment they established their relationship, Gu Yao was in a dominant position.
She found the cafeteria food at her workplace greasy, so the original owner would prepare her own lunch and send it to her there.
She said that taking the bus to work two kilometers away was too tiring, so the original owner gave her the car she had just bought.
She wanted to prepare for the civil service exam full-time, and the original owner encouraged and supported her, covering all expenses such as tuition fees and daily food and drink.
He remembered every detail of what she liked and disliked, and even washed her underwear for her.
What did we get in the end?
Even after Gu Yao moved into his house, she still had to sleep in a separate room from him.
The reason is that she is a traditional person and has been hurt in previous relationships, so she wants to wait until after marriage to give it to him.
"Pfft."
Changqing was amused by this reason.
Traditional people.
So this is what traditional people are like.
"As expected, warm-hearted men come after dogs."
He sighed softly.
Wasn't the original owner a typical warm-hearted guy?
To be fair, the original owner's family was quite well-off. His father was a university professor, and his mother was a senior high school teacher. Although he was a bit of a homebody, he was a well-known online writer. His income wasn't very high, but it was much easier than that of an ordinary office worker.
The original owner didn't realize it, but Changqing knew from her memories that Gu Yao didn't think much of the original owner.
Why should I?
Changqing's fists hardened.
Based on her own claim of having a top-tier vocational college degree? And an estimated annual salary of 200,000 yuan after passing the civil service exam? Is that even the equivalent of a junior officer?
"Tongzi, can someone with a junior college degree take the civil service exam?"
He even suspected that the woman might be faking the exam.
The system checked and found, "It is indeed possible, but there aren't many positions available."
All right.
No wonder I took the exam twice, spent nearly 20,000 yuan on travel expenses for the exam proctors, and never even got an interview.
wrong.
It's probably because she didn't study seriously at all, after all, her affair partner was the tutor at the tutoring center.
Thinking of this, Changqing felt a tightness in his chest.
Damn it.
Those two scoundrels cannot be let off the hook.
He quickly copied the contents of the dashcam, took several deep breaths, and then went upstairs.
Gu Yao has returned.
She sat in the living room, wearing a beige dress and a short ponytail, looking very youthful. Her slightly furrowed brows indicated that she was not in a good mood.
"Didn't I tell you at noon to wash the clothes on the sofa? What have you been doing today? You can't even do this small thing. What can I expect from you after we get married?"
The original owner genuinely wanted to marry Gu Yao. The word "marriage" held an unparalleled magic for him. Therefore, Gu Yao often brought up marriage. Every time the word was mentioned, even if the original owner was unhappy, he would apologize with a smile and spend money to give gifts to appease her.
However, now that the core has changed, proposing marriage no longer works.
Just thinking about those two words made Changqing feel nauseous, as he recalled the moaning he heard in the parking dashcam footage.
Who the hell wants to marry you?
He roared inwardly, his eyes falling on the pile of clothes on the sofa. None of them belonged to the original owner; they all belonged to Gu Yao. This woman would take off her own clothes to change and throw them on the sofa, leaving the original owner to deal with them. She was really used to ordering people around.
and--
Changqing immediately spotted the men's boxer briefs at the bottom.
It's obvious that Gu Yao attended the so-called class reunion yesterday, then messed around with someone and wore the wrong underwear.
The original owner was preparing to do laundry in the morning when she found a pair of men's underwear. She was shocked and called Gu Yao to confront her. Gu Yao nonchalantly said that she had lost a game and swapped underwear with someone else. However, the original owner went to the car and saw the dashcam footage, which made her so angry that she hanged up.
Tsk, and it's even tucked at the very bottom. Maybe the original owner subconsciously wanted to cover it up and didn't believe it would happen.
Gu Yao clearly noticed his gaze fixed on the underwear, so she immediately stepped forward, picked it up, and threw it into the trash can.
"Yang Changqing, can't you be more mature? I already told you, I only swapped clothes with someone because I lost a game at a class reunion. Are you getting angry with me over this and refusing to do laundry?"
"Hehe, stop interfering in everything I do. I'm an independent person first, and then I'm your girlfriend, understand?"
"If a man doesn't even have this much magnanimity, how can I dare to marry him in the future?"
As she spoke, she rubbed her eyes, looking as if she had been wronged.
Changqing was somewhat impressed.
That brat, she reacted quickly, and her acting was great too.
He smiled awkwardly, "Yaoyao, I'm not angry with you because of this. You know I absolutely believe what you say."
"But, Ah Hao broke his leg playing basketball, and I drove him to the hospital, so I didn't have time to wash up..."
Damn it, you go home first. I didn't see you do any laundry. It's so easy for you to sit there and criticize others, isn't it?
Changqing thought to himself, "This is what I'm complaining about."
"What?! What right do you have to start the train? Why didn't you tell me you were going to drive?!"
Gu Yao seemed to realize something, her expression changed, and her voice became sharp.
Changqing's smile remained unchanged. "Just because you're not using the car doesn't mean I can't. Isn't this the car I bought before we got together?"
Gu Yao's face stiffened. She stared at Chang Qing's expression for a while, and only breathed a slight sigh of relief when she saw that he was not acting strangely.
"That's not what I meant. Of course you can use it. It's just that I left some things in the car and I was afraid you'd mess them up."
Surprisingly, she reacted quite quickly and came up with a seemingly reasonable excuse.
"I wouldn't dare touch your things."
Changqing made a gesture of surrender, turned around and went into his room.
The apartment has two bedrooms and a living room. The original owner paid for the rent and living expenses. The couple lived together but slept in separate rooms. Changqing entered his own room.
As for the clothes on the sofa.
Those all belong to Gu Yao, why should he wash them?
Gu Yao secretly slipped out.
System: "Master, your girlfriend went to delete the dashcam footage."
Changqing laughed, "Let her delete it; I already backed it up."
After a while, Gu Yao returned, her expression much more relaxed.
"Yang Changqing! Why haven't you done your laundry yet?!"
A sharp sound rang out from outside the door, but Changqing didn't even bother to open it.
"I'm tired, and besides, those aren't my clothes, you can wash them yourself."
His voice came from inside the door, which made Gu Yao even angrier. Having just deleted the contents of the parking dashcam, she was full of confidence and immediately slammed the door shut.
"Yang Changqing, what can I expect from you? Do you still want to get married? Do you still want to live a stable life?"
"Do you want to break up?"
No matter how much she made a scene, Changqing pretended not to hear her. He put on his headphones and started listening to music.
"Great! Yang Changqing, you're awesome!"
Outside, Gu Yao was trembling with anger. After uttering those words, she walked away without looking back.
She decided to teach her boyfriend a lesson and show him who was in charge.
So, she moved into her best friend's house.
Changqing chuckled inwardly.
This tactic worked on the original owner, but it had no effect on him whatsoever.
He first turned on the computer and looked at what the original owner had written.
The original owner's job was to write novels, but whenever Gu Yao was home, he would stop writing and spend all his time with her.
"Um... Rebirth, counterattack, and turning the tables on the simp..."
Upon seeing these keywords, Changqing was speechless.
This kid isn't oblivious.
"Being caught up in the situation, I had no choice but to accept it."
The system provides insightful commentary.
"Tongzi, can you continue writing this novel?" Changqing asked, not wanting to spend time thinking of a plot.
The system puffed out its belly.
"able!"
Before Changqing could speak, it added, "It's finished, ten million words." (This was all typed by hand, without any system input. Please be aware.)
Holy crap!!!
Changqing was shocked.
The system smugly declared, "As the latest high-tech innovation of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, my anthropomorphism level is even higher than that of humans! My knowledge reserves are equivalent to countless libraries. Writing stories of face-slapping and counterattacks is just a matter of minutes!"
"Awesome!"
Changqing immediately gave a thumbs up, saying, "That's great, we can continue for a few more years now."
He glanced at the original owner's work, which had already reached over 700,000 words, had 200,000 readers, and earned over 300 yuan a day. There were many comments and likes, but some people said the plot was just filler.
Overall, the work is rated as above average.
With full attendance bonuses and other benefits, I earn more than 10,000 yuan a month.
For a recent college graduate, this income is already quite good.
Wu Gou, who loves braised small fish: "Platinum beauty, quick update, can't sleep at night!"
User 1190997: "Super exciting! It's just that the updates are a bit slow. Meme: Hold the author upside down and shake him a few times, then spit out the drafts."
Fishing_Lao1234: "The plot is a bit bland. Damn it, the protagonist has written 700,000 words and is still a virgin. I'm outta here."
"I'll love no-CP (no romantic pairing) characters for ten thousand years! Get lost, you old pervert! Didn't you see the huge no-CP label on the cover? What are you talking about...?"
Changqing read the comments for a while longer and almost burst out laughing.
Netizens are so talented.
He let the system do its job, updating a month's worth of content all at once, and then shut down the computer.
I'm hungry.
Let's order takeout.
The original owner cooked for Gu Yao every day, but he was too lazy to cook.
He ordered two hundred yuan worth of food and drinks.
"Spend money and time serving women, only to end up waiting in line like a dog. What's the point? Wouldn't it be better to just eat more yourself?"
Eat and drink well, no rush at all.
Meanwhile, Gu Yao was pouring out her grievances to her best friend, Wang Xinxin.
"Sister, I'm so tired. I've even met a lazy guy like him. He doesn't wash clothes or cook. Does that mean women are supposed to stay at home and do housework?"
Wang Xinxin is her best friend, and there are no secrets between them.
Upon hearing this, Wang Xinxin immediately became furious.
“Sister,” she said, taking Gu Yao’s hand, “I’ve said it before, Yang Changqing is not good enough for you at all. Although he has a bachelor’s degree, it’s just an ordinary bachelor’s degree. For a girl, a junior college degree is equivalent to a 985 university degree. First of all, your educational backgrounds are not good enough.”
"Besides, he doesn't even have a formal job. What future is there in writing novels!"
At this point, she leaned closer with a hint of gossip, "I think that training teacher you mentioned last time is pretty good. He's already in the system, and he can earn several thousand yuan a day teaching part-time. Plus, he's a junior manager. If you become a civil servant in the future, he can help you out."
“But he’s already married.” Gu Yao frowned.
"Oh my sister, you can get divorced even if you're married! The divorce rate is so high these days! Let me tell you, good men aren't readily available; the ones who are married are the good men."
"Let's talk about it later, it's not the right time yet."
Gu Yao felt a little annoyed.
The system relayed the conversation between the two to Changqing.
He had only one comment on this.
Birds of a feather flock together.
And what do you mean "now is not the right time"? Do you still want to use him as an ATM?
Dream on!
Are you waiting for him to buy you a gift and apologize?
Then let's wait.
The next morning, he drove out for a drive.
The original owner stayed home every day writing and taking care of his girlfriend. Although he bought a car, he rarely drove it. Now that Changqing is no longer taking care of her, and since he doesn't have to worry about updating the novel, he simply drives around the city.
On Sunday, there were crowds everywhere, and he experienced a different kind of enjoyment than staying at home.
He didn't go home that night.
Instead, they chose to stay at a guesthouse halfway up the mountain and fully experience the magnificent view of the sea of clouds that one gets up early in the morning.
I'm enjoying it right now.
Gu Yao called.
"Yang Changqing, why did you drive away? Don't you know I have class today?"
She was furious.
I waited all day but received neither an apology nor a gift. When I got ready to go to class early this morning, my car was still nowhere to be found.
Changqing remained very calm.
"It's my car, I can drive it whenever I want, do I need your permission?"
"Yang Changqing!" a furious scream came from the receiver, "You, you—"
Gu Yao hadn't finished speaking.
Dudu.
The call was disconnected.
She felt incredibly uncomfortable, having swallowed her anger, and immediately dialed back.
"The number you dialed is busy."
The phone went dead.
The call was abruptly disconnected.
"Fine, fine, so you're throwing a tantrum at me, huh?"
Let's see who can outlast whom!
Gu Yao was furious. She took the elevator back to her rented apartment and smashed things in the living room. Then, she wanted to go to Changqing's room to smash things too, but found it locked from the inside.
"Aaaaah! Die!"
Since they started living together, she has always been the one to lock the door from the inside, while Changqing's door has always been easy to open with a push. Now he actually dares to lock it from the inside!
This is outrageous!
Just as she was about to explode with anger, the phone rang.
"Yaoyao, why haven't you come to class yet? I miss you."
The slightly hoarse male voice coming from the phone finally made Gu Yao's pent-up grievances burst forth.
She immediately burst into tears.
"Hey, Yao Yao, what's wrong? Did your boyfriend bully you? Don't worry, even if you're boyfriend and girlfriend, if he tries anything, you can sue him for rape!"
Pfft!
Gu Yao was amused by his thought process.
"What are you talking about? We just had a fight, and he drove the car away."
The person on the other end of the phone breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's good that you didn't give it to him." Then she added in a coquettish tone, "Yaoyao, you promised me you wouldn't give it to your boyfriend."
Gu Yao said, feeling wronged, "But I don't have a car to get to school now."
"Take a taxi, or the bus is convenient too, honey, I'll wait for you at school."
Gu Yao's face stiffened. She had expected the other party to come and pick her up, but instead, the other party hung up after saying such a sentence.
"It's all Yang Changqing's fault for taking my car."
She stomped her foot angrily, but ultimately took a taxi to school.
Compared to my usual happy mood, I was in a much worse mood today, and I had a gloomy face all day.
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