"Be good, I'll turn them into carrots for you to play with. I recently learned a new game called carrot squatting in another world. It's very fun. You're welcome."
"By the way, remember to repair the barrier for me, otherwise I won't give you carrots to play with."
Xunmi has to kneel down to this tsundere feeling.
She would suspect that she had encountered a fake Heaven and came to a fake world, ready to deal with some fake people.
The voice that seemed to come from the distant horizon, yet seemed to be very close, came again in the void.
"I'll teach you next time when I've learned a better game. Just don't make trouble, okay? Be good, or I won't play with you."
Xunmi: “…” Should she say thank you?
What the hell is going on? Why does it feel like the way of heaven is not normal?
Like a little kid, a very naive three-year-old kid.
It's obvious that this world existed before the chaos, it's really strange.
"Why haven't you left yet? Is there something else?" When Xunmi woke up from his thoughts, he found that the little guy who seemed abnormal was still there.
"Oh, oh, oh~~~ You actually treated me so harshly, Little Jinlian, you don't like me anymore. You are unfaithful, heartless, and ungrateful."
WHF what is it saying? I am already in disarray and can’t find words to describe the collapse of my heart at this moment. I just want to yell, what the hell is this (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Can there be a normal person?
The baby, who was trying hard to hide himself, silently looked at the little ball in front of him holding a book "The Amnesiac President's Cinderella" and reading it carefully, and then reciting such famous lines to his host. He inexplicably felt that the day when he would be locked in a small dark room was not far away.
It thought, it'd better slip away before being discovered by the host.
"Go play by yourself, little darling Tiandao. I have something else to do, so please don't get involved, okay?"
Xunmi rubbed his face, straightened out his stiff facial muscles, took a deep breath, and told himself that the world was so beautiful, so don't be angry, don't be angry.
The little dumpling who was watching intently in the void said, "Do you have someone else outside? That's why you don't want me anymore."
The little fur ball next to him had all its hair standing on end, as if it had seen the end of the world.
Why on earth was it so crazy that it wanted to come and play with Tiandao after knowing that he was a little brat?
Forget about playing, why do you have to show him these things? Wuwuwu/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
I don’t know if I can avoid being locked up in the dark room if I admit my mistake. This bad kid is really killing it.
The baby felt that the world was coming to an end, and Xunmi also felt that the world was coming to an end.
Because the man next to her has been completely enveloped by the dark evil spirit, especially his eyes, which are so dark that they are terrifying.
He swallowed hard and searched for a careful explanation: "Lan, don't think too much. Heaven is just joking."
"I've never seen him before, I'm not familiar with him..." He was interrupted halfway through his words.
"Yes, we are not familiar with each other. It was just a casual encounter in the past."
The veins on Xunmi's forehead were bulging. She felt that this little brat had a grudge against her, really.
"Tiandao, you are talking nonsense. I will really beat you up. Don't think I don't dare to beat you."
Damn, this dimension is really enough, everyone is abnormal and sick (#‵′)
She is almost sick because of anger.
"Little Jinlian, why have you become so violent? Don't you have any toys? Here, here, here, here, there are so many carrots, play with them as you like."
The child who was watching with great interest said that it was very rude to be disturbed, but since she had nothing interesting to watch, he forgave her.
The baby almost curled himself up into a ball and squeezed into the gap. This little brat is a real warrior, but it doesn't worship him at all because it will be the one who will be in trouble in the end.
Xunmi almost went blind as he watched the dozen or so people who had stopped at the pit all turn into fat, white radishes. He silently shed a tear for himself.
She turned around and threw herself into the arms of the male protagonist who was a little taller than her, and said aggrievedly: "Lan, the way of heaven is bullying me."
"I'm really not familiar with him. Don't be fooled by him. He must have run out of toys."
"Who said I don't have any toys? My baby gave me so many books, they're so good."
Tiandao, who still had time to reply, didn't notice that the white-haired ball in front of him was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
The only thing left in the baby's mind was: My life is over.
Tiandao is just a stupid teammate, how could it think this is a golden thigh? The baby beat his chest and cried, it felt that it was deeply deceived.
Xunmi had a creepy smile on her lips, and she said that Tiandao had never appeared in the plot, so why did he appear now? It seems that the baby was made of it.
That’s really good, good, great, excellent.
She would be letting her baby down if she didn't have a good chat with him about life, she said with a forced smile.
"Then let the baby play with you. I'll go fix the barrier first."
I've fixed it and will come back to deal with you.
Tiandao and Baobao felt a chill on their backs at the same time, looked at each other, and quickly looked away.
The former didn't take it seriously at all, while the latter had no desire to live.
Lan finally understood what was going on. He grabbed Xunmi who wanted to leave and shook his head at her.
"I've already reinforced the barrier, so Erlai won't notice."
"But...what should we do with those?" There are more than a dozen giant radishes. Are they really going to play the radish squat game?
Even Lan couldn't imagine that scene, it was so beautiful, let alone look for it. She even wanted to destroy them humanely.
The most confused one was Agatha. She was fighting just fine the moment before, so how did it turn out like this?
It seemed like it happened in the blink of an eye, and she really didn't know what to say.
Xunmi was also speechless. He looked at the huge pit and then at the dozen or so mutant radishes. It was obvious that there was no room for them to lie down.
"Dig a few more, one radish per hole, and plant them."
The people you plant won’t be able to grow much next year, and I don’t know if the radishes you plant will be able to grow a lot next year.
But now that it has grown, can it be eaten?
Anyway, she didn't dare to do it. She was scared just thinking about it.
Lan obediently dug the hole quickly, and then planted more than a dozen giant radishes in it.
Agatha stared at it in amazement, pointing at the radishes with only their heads showing, and said tremblingly.
"They, they... won't die, right? Do we need to water them?"
Xunmi: "..." This is a really profound question, fuck, but is this the point? Suddenly I found that the heroine's brain circuit is also very good_(:зゝ∠)_
"If they can survive, they can survive. If they can't, then that's bad luck for them. If you have nothing to do, you can water them every day."
Lan walked to Xunmi and picked her up horizontally. Now that everything was fine, it was time for them to settle the score.
Xiao Jinlian was hiding something from him, and he said he was very unhappy and needed to eat Jinlian to feel better.
After a while, discordant sounds were heard in the room.
"Ah...it hurts, go slower...mm..."
"Be good, call me husband, and tell me, do you want it faster or slower, ok?"
"Um~~~husband...ah...hurry up..."
The man's heavy breathing and the woman's delicate moans made Agatha, who had just finished struggling and walked to the door of the cabin, stop there, her face flushed, and she quickly turned around and left.
She thought that there were still many beautiful things in the world. She still insisted on her beauty and believed that she would always wait for that beauty.
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