In order to get a little sleep during the daytime classes, a group of vampires tried every possible way to bribe their teacher Carol.
On the first day, Vampire No. 1 quietly went to the teacher's office, found Carol, and spoke in a slightly flattering tone.
"Teacher, I have something good to give you. I guarantee you can quickly capture Her Majesty the Queen."
"Could you please let me sleep a little longer in the future, considering I'm so well behaved?"
He took out a small card from his pocket, which read: Haunted House, Boyfriend Power.
There is also a line of small notes below: Make the other person tremble at your strength and be fascinated by the hormones you exude.
Carol took the card, touched his chin, and felt good. "I understand. You can go back."
Vampire No. 1 left happily, his steps floating. It was great that he could sleep in class from now on.
However, the fact...
That night, Xunmi waited for her husband to pick her up to go out and play as usual, because night was the time when the vampires were active.
Sitting on the tree, swinging her feet, looking at the path ahead, she saw her husband appear, jumped down from the tree, and ran towards him.
Carol opened his arms and caught the person, holding him like a baby, and walked out.
Today's destination is the haunted house. I guess no one else would agree to go to the haunted house at night except Xunmi.
Looking at the bones and skulls that popped out, and the haunted house with white ghosts, Xunmi made faces behind her husband.
I wasn't paying attention to the road and accidentally stepped on a bone, losing my balance. I reflexively grabbed my husband's chest and took out a card.
Because of the lighting and Carol's anxious search, he didn't find anything.
After standing firm, the card naturally fell into Xunmi's hands.
"Your Majesty, are you hurt? This place is too unsafe. Let's go out."
Carol, who was originally planning to perform the wall-bang in the haunted house, forgot about it due to a worry, and only remembered it when the two of them walked into a place where it was pitch dark.
My eyes rolled around and I thought, hey, this is a good opportunity. In the dark, my eyesight is poor and I can only rely on my senses.
In this case, it can better stimulate the inner emotions.
Without thinking too much, he pushed gently, put his hands around her waist, and pressed his body directly over her.
Then... 'Bang' "Ouch, that hurts."
Both of them fell to the ground, but the sound did not come from their mouths, but from under their bodies.
Carol quickly got up and pulled Xunmi up, only then did he see the unlucky man, oh no, it was the unlucky ghost.
What an unlucky guy o(╯□╰)o
I originally saw the two people here and was going to come over to scare them, but ended up getting myself into trouble.
The trip to the haunted house ended with the staff being implicated.
The next day, when Vampire No. 1 was sleeping in class, his body was covered with little golden snakes, all of which were vying to have close contact with him.
He was so scared that he dared not sleep anymore, and he felt extremely depressed inside. He had clearly given such a good method, but why did he get only a sinister smile from the teacher? He was so tired.
On the third day, Vampire No. 2 was ready to make a move. He followed Carol to an empty corner and offered his plan.
Flowers to send: Red roses, let the other person feel your fiery love and passion.
There is still a note: Although it is old-fashioned, the effect is very good. It would be even better if it was accompanied by a larger scene.
After the research, Carol mobilized the vampires and the Hunter Guild to light candles in the playground and placed 999 red roses in the middle.
Holding a bouquet in his hand, he waited confidently for Roy to bring Xunmi over. He didn't know what the seller meant by insisting on giving him one.
It would be perfect if everything was perfect, luckily he pulled off the extra one later.
Xunmi went home that night and looked at the words on the card. After she realized what was happening, she just found it funny.
Now hearing Roy's vague words again, she raised her eyebrows. Is her husband preparing to cause trouble again?
As I followed Roy to the playground, I covered my mouth in surprise.
Pink balloons were tied to the trees on both sides, swaying gently in the wind.
The candles are arranged in a heart shape, surrounded by red roses in the same heart shape. In this dark night, the red and white are so vivid.
The person in her heart was standing at the tip of the heart, smiling at her foolishly, making her walk over involuntarily.
"This is for you, His Majesty." Carol spoke nervously, handing the flower over.
Xunmi didn't care about her husband's appearance at the time. She took it with both hands and looked at the ten roses inside. Her heart was filled with sweetness and happiness.
The flower language of ten red roses represents: I want to give you perfect love and don’t want any flaws.
"Most people would give nine or eleven flowers, why did you give me ten?"
Even though she knew it in her heart, Xunmi still pretended to be ignorant and wanted to hear it from her husband in person.
result...
Carol looked puzzled and said, "What's the difference? Aren't they all flowers?"
Xunmi: “…” Sure enough, she shouldn’t think too much.
With a wooden face, he turned around and left, but he held the flowers tightly in his hand, as if he was afraid of dropping them.
"Did I say something wrong?" Carol, confused, asked the people around him in confusion.
Roy gave him a sympathetic look and gloated, "So there are things you don't know. You deserve it."
On the fourth day, the vampire who came up with the idea sat upright, staring at the blackboard with his eyes wide open, fearing that he would fall asleep.
But he was feeling very upset. If he had known the teacher was so incompetent, he would have added the flower language as well. It was such a mistake that he would regret for the rest of his life.
After two days of silence, there are still vampires who dare to face the bleakness of life, and this time they are given a simpler and more brutal punishment.
Doing that kind of thing after drinking.
Nothing can be more reliable than this. The rice has been cooked and the two people are very much in love with each other. Then they will naturally hold hands and get married.
Vampire No. 3 praised himself for his cleverness, but he forgot one particularly important thing: vampires all like red liquids, and red wine is the most common drink for vampires.
So it’s really hard to say who got whom drunk.
"Your Majesty, this is 1982 Lafite. I managed to get it with great difficulty. Try it."
Carol poured wine for Xunmi attentively, then brought it to her lips and looked at her expectantly.
Xunmi: "..."Husband, you make me very uncomfortable. I always feel that you have a conspiracy. Also, there are so many 1982 Lafite, and they seem to be very worthless o(╯□╰)o
However, smelling the sweet aroma, she believed that it was indeed 1982 Lafite.
After tasting it, my eyes lit up. It was good.
Seeing that she liked it, Carol filled her glass one after another. When the bottle was empty, the woman was still energetic and didn't look drunk at all.
Instead, she blinked her peach blossom eyes and looked at him expectantly, as if asking, is there any more?
Carol: "..." Why wasn't she drunk? He felt the deep malice from the world.
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