I picked up a god on the roadside 18



I picked up a god on the roadside 18

"Son, who is this?"

Lu Feng looked at Xin Wu who was having fun pinching the white rabbit's ears in the living room, then looked at the tall man behind him and hesitated.

My friend

Lu Li said perfunctorily, walked over, snatched the cowering rabbit from Xin Wu's hand, and gave him a slap.

"Hello uncle, my name is Fu Fang"

When Fu Fang heard Lu Li acknowledge him as a friend, he was delighted, straightened his chest, and said calmly:

Then he looked at the rabbit rubbing against Lu Li's arms and pointed at it.

“It is a contemporary painting”

Lu Feng nodded. Seeing that the other party actually introduced a rabbit to him, he immediately thought that this person might have a problem with his brain.

"Ahem, I'll take Lu Xin to school."

Lu Feng glanced at Lu Li, who was still in his pajamas, and scolded him.

"You're already an adult, and you still don't wear clothes. What if you catch a cold again?"

Lu Li rubbed his hair helplessly

"Dad, if we don't leave now we're going to be late."

"Really? I'll take Lu Xin to change clothes first." Lu Feng looked at his watch, exhaled, and took Xin Wu into the room.

Lu Li looked at the home clothes he was wearing and went back to his room to change clothes.

When I came out, the only people in the room were Fu Fang washing dishes in the kitchen and Shi Hua lying on the sofa watching TV.

His dad is really fast.

Fu Fang saw him coming out, took off her apron and hung it aside, then skillfully put the cleaned dishes into the cupboard, wiped her hands and walked out.

"My Lord, let us follow you."

Lu Li straightened his black shirt and looked at the shiny kitchen that the other party had tidied. He was silent for a moment.

Suddenly turned his head and said

"Can you use a vacuum cleaner?"

Fu Fang nodded immediately

"Yes, yes. I usually like to study things about human society."

Lu Li stared at Fu Fang with his eyes burning, and said softly

"Then please help clean the house first, and remember to sort the clothes."

He walked to the sofa, picked up the briefcase and put it on his back, then picked up the long-eared rabbit on the sofa and put it into the small basket.

"Then I'll go to work first and clean up well."

Fu Fang moved his lips, and with a blush on his face, he watched the other person leave gracefully, then he said with a melancholy look.

"Bye-Bye"

[Ding, Fu Fang's favorability is 100]

Lu Li went downstairs and bought a cup of coffee

Seeing Zhong Bohe handing him coffee with a smile and trying to take advantage of the opportunity, Lu Li frowned.

When Zhong Baihe looked at him, there was no fear and terror in his eyes as he had that day. He suddenly realized that the other party's memory might have been erased again, otherwise Zhong Baihe would not be able to help but think of the shameful memory of torn pants after seeing him?

After taking the coffee, Lu Li said thank you.

Then he walked out of the coffee shop under the other person's smiling face, without seeing the other person's pale face and dark eyes after he turned around.

Back in the studio, Lu Li began to organize the materials and topics he would need for the afternoon.

He placed the painting on the central table, put a cotton pad underneath it, and said:

"Just lie still for a moment, or I'll skin you alive."

Shi Hua shuddered and nodded repeatedly

At one o'clock in the afternoon, students entered the studio one after another. After greeting Lu Li, they walked to their seats. Many people noticed the long-eared rabbit on the stage.

It seems that today's topic is to draw a rabbit. Sure enough, Lu Li announced today's topic in a short while, and then specifically explained some points to pay attention to. Finally, with a faint smile on his face, he said

"Today's score will not be counted in the assessment. Everyone, please get used to it first. I will provide special guidance from the time you start drawing."

The students cheered instantly

During the intermission, the students who had been unable to contain themselves for a long time rushed to the stage and fell asleep in front of the screen.

Shi Hua's pink nose moved, and suddenly she smelled a strong perfume. Her red eyes shrank as she looked at the group of girls in front of her who were staring at her with red faces.

Shi Hua slowly took a few steps back. Oh my god! It has a phobia of women. Who will save me?

“Squeak! Squeak!”

One of the girls wearing glasses took the initiative and said with a motherly love in her eyes:

"Teacher, where did this rabbit come from? Did you rob it on the roadside?"

Si Qingyu picked up the petrified rabbit and kneaded it back and forth, unable to let go

Lu Li: …

"My friend raised it"

Seeing that Shi Hua's hair was about to be crumpled into a ball, Lu Li ran over and snatched it from her hand.

"Oh, that makes sense. Teacher, you have such a severe mysophobia, how could you raise a rabbit that sheds hair every day, hehe."

Si Qingyu looked at the frightened rabbit lying in Lu Li's arms with some regret. Suddenly, she shifted her gaze and stared at the extra rabbit fur on Lu Li's brand new sweater and fell into deep thought.

"Teacher, you're not going to peel off the skin of this little cutie after you're done with it, are you?" Si Qingyu said softly.

Lu Li: …

Lu Li followed her gaze, his face darkened, and he instantly wanted to throw it away.

He stared into Shi Hua's red eyes, and she was still rubbing against him, crying in his mind.

"Human! Don't leave me! I'm afraid of women!"

Lu Li: …

The other students looked at Lu Li, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot and who remained silent.

"Teacher, let us touch it!"

"Teacher, we promise not to scare it."

"Teacher, how can you draw a good sketch without touching it?"

Lu Li looked at Shi Hua, whose eyes were filled with growing fear, and suddenly a strange thought came to his mind. He muttered:

"No wonder women are not allowed to enter the mountains..."

"Oh, it's because the master is not good at dealing with women, and as a result, the monsters raised in our mountains have also developed a fear of women!"

Lu Li finally found a good way to clean up the messy and unhygienic Mou Long. No wonder Xin Wu always dared not refute what Lu's mother said or did...

The eager eyes of the students beside him were like thorns in his back. He grabbed the rabbit's neck and slightly narrowed his eyes.

"Goodbye"

The painting turns into a parabola and falls accurately into the group of girls.

"Wow, thank you teacher, this rabbit is so shiny and tender, the meat must be delicious."

"Rabbits are so cute, how can we eat them?"

"Wake up, you're drooling."

"Oh my god, this rabbit smells so good, I want to stroke it bald"

Lu Li avoided them with a look of resentment and fear, and said he was going downstairs to buy some drinks. He asked them what they wanted, and after the students finished ordering, Lu Li took his wallet and walked out.

"Human! Human! Come back soon, ugh~"

Lu Li went home to change his clothes first, and then he was very satisfied when he saw the bright room that Fu Fang had cleaned up.

He looked at the resentful eyes of the deer spirit and said lightly

"Do you want to go to the studio to see Shi's paintings?" Fu Fang tilted his head.

"There are a lot of girls in the studio. Your celebrity-like face might liven up the students a bit."

Lu Li said with a hint of meaning

Seeing Fu Fang's face cracked and he retreated in a hurry, Lu Li's eyes flashed with understanding.

Fu Fang said he would never go to the studio again and instead accompanied Lu Li to buy some drinks.

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