His body actually stood up uncontrollably!
"Chen Miaoyi!!" The emperor pointed at that place and roared.
"What the hell are you thinking about in my body? Stop it now!"
The emperor swore that he had never been so helpless in his life. This was a naked humiliation!
Chen Miaoyi looked down at the small tent that had been erected, "Your Majesty, I am wronged!
I'm not imagining anything, it's your body, it, it, it can't help itself!"
Chen Miaoyi cried out that she was guilty. She really didn't have any thoughts in her mind. She was just admiring herself. But how could this broken body react?
"You are not allowed to look down!" the emperor said gritting his teeth. He was no longer clean!
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. I promise I won't look at it again!"
"But Your Majesty, I want to go to the toilet now..." Chen Miaoyi said weakly. Who can hold it in?
"There is a toilet in the room. I have my own body to deal with. Come here."
The emperor ordered Chen Miaoyi to close her eyes with great disgust and undressed her himself.
"Sit down." The emperor sat down with his brows furrowed so tightly that a fly could be pinched to death. It looked so strange that his own body was going to the toilet in front of him.
Fortunately, I was sitting on the toilet, so except for my legs, all other parts of my body were covered.
"Your Majesty, can I open my eyes now?" Taking a shit with eyes closed, what a new way.
"Open your eyes."
When Chen Miaoyi opened her eyes, she saw the emperor's expression, which looked as if he wished he could die. His complicated expression made her handsome face look a little dull.
"Your Majesty...will you wipe it for me in a moment?"
Chen Miaoyi asked tentatively. The emperor did not allow her to disrespect his body and she had to do everything herself. Did he have to wipe her butt after she took a shit?
And when it was the emperor's turn to poop, she had to use the emperor's body to wipe her own butt?
That would be really a great honor for your ancestors. If you can let the emperor clean up your mess, won’t you kill all nine generations of your clan when you go back?
"Shut up!" the emperor shouted angrily. He didn't think so much. He just felt that Chen Miaoyi was a minister and a woman disguised as a man, so it was not appropriate for him to touch her body.
I thought it would be more convenient to bring her back, but I didn't expect that I would have to wipe my butt after pooping!
He used to treat Chen Miaoyi as a man, but now he suddenly found out that she was a woman. Naturally, his attitude was different from before. After yelling, the emperor felt something was wrong.
His tone softened slightly as he said, "I didn't expect it. I just thought you were a woman. I can't..."
I can't wipe your butt for you, can I? It's not easy to scrub yourself in the shower, and even when sleeping, you have to avoid touching certain areas, and you have to close your eyes when getting dressed.
The emperor took the policy of "do not look at what is inappropriate" to the extreme.
"Your Majesty, in an emergency, we must act with discretion. Actually, I don't mind. This will actually cause some inconvenience to us.
There is no other way at the moment. Your Majesty, please stay in my body with peace of mind. You don’t need to call me for things like going to the toilet, taking a bath, and changing clothes.
After all, I have been acting as a man for the past eight years, and in my heart, I have long been a real man."
Chen Miaoyi comforted her, saying that the emperor was a good person and knew not to look at things he shouldn't.
"That's easy for you to say. You're used to being a man, but this is my first time being a woman."
The emperor knew Chen Miaoyi very well. She was a bold and arrogant person who was not afraid to confront others in the court.
What if I did something and she threatened to kill herself, or did something in anger?
Even if he had a hundred mouths, he would not be able to stop the gossips of the people, and he would not be able to get rid of the infamy he received after forcing loyal and good people to death.
"You really don't mind?
Minister Chen, you and I have been king and subject for many years. If you mind, please speak up."
The emperor was a little skeptical. For women, aren’t these things as important as life?
"Really, really, I really don't mind. Your Majesty, please do as you please! Of course, I am using your body, so you shouldn't mind."
The emperor was silent. The thought of a woman bathing him, wiping his butt, dressing him and urinating for him was really disgusting.
"Your Majesty, this is the only solution for now. If it takes a year or two to get it back, we should all get used to it sooner rather than later.
What if I can never get it back? "
Chen Miaoyi said, is the emperor going to live like this for the rest of his life?
"I understand. From now on, you will have to go to the toilet by yourself, and bathing will still have to be done by servants."
The emperor made a concession. He would never bathe Chen Miaoyi's body with his own hands, and he would not touch anything that he shouldn't touch!
"There are still many memorials to be submitted. The emperor should hurry up." Chen Miaoyi urged. The emperor would do the work, and she only needed to hang around every day. She would also receive a salary every month.
The emperor resigned himself to his fate and began to review the memorial, "Return to the palace early tomorrow. With the token, they will let you in.
You should stay in the palace from now on to avoid anyone getting suspicious. I will go to the Yangxin Palace to find you after court every day."
The emperor was distressed, but it had been a day and two nights, and there was no sign that the two of them could be changed back. What if it was really as Chen Miaoyi said, and they could never be changed back in their lifetime?
You can't live outside the palace forever, right?
Chen Miaoyi is a woman, and he doesn't think she would be so perverted as to visit the concubines in the palace on his behalf.
It's late at night.
"Your Majesty, where will you sleep tonight?" Chen Miaoyi came back and asked.
The emperor glanced around and said, "I will sleep on the bed, and you will sleep on the couch."
The small couch was not big, but it was more than enough for one person to sleep on. The king and his minister lay down separately, and Chen Miaoyi took the initiative to ask.
"Your Majesty, if I can't get it back, what should I do? I'm afraid it will delay your issue of having an heir."
The emperor didn't allow her to sleep with the concubines, but he couldn't sleep with them himself.
Just when she thought the emperor had fallen asleep, "Then adopt a child from the royal family. As long as the Xue family's kingdom doesn't fall into the hands of outsiders, that's all that matters."
"What's more, no one in the harem has been pregnant for many years."
"If you and I switch back in the future, this matter is not allowed to be disclosed."
The Emperor warned.
"I was thinking about how to punish you, but in the end, it is our Xue family that owes your Chen family. In the future, whether you want to be a woman or a man, it doesn't matter.
If you want to marry as a woman, I will make you a princess and marry you off in style. I will not treat you unfairly."
The emperor tossed and turned in bed. After calming down, he felt that his previous thoughts were no longer feasible.
She can neither be killed nor demoted. It is not as safe outside as in the capital, and her identity will be more easily discovered.
"Your Majesty, why do you have to choose to get married?
"Can't I regain my female body and continue to serve the country in the court?" she asked. Knowing the emperor's thoughts, she could infer the chances of success.
"A woman standing in the court?" The emperor was a little surprised. He didn't expect that she would have such an idea.
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