Chapter 85 Xiaobai's Jedi Counterattack 18
Xi Jiabao's expression changed again and again.
After going around in such a big circle, I finally returned to the starting point.
This made him a little unhappy!
Not only him, but everyone else who was traveling with him also looked angry.
The station girl said in a shrill voice: "Why should Jiabao apologize to him? When a public figure is traveling, those who know what's good for them should give way! With so many bodyguards, he didn't know how to get out of the way? He just wanted to watch the fun and cause trouble, so he should bear the consequences himself! And Jiabao just reminded them to walk carefully! Bai Yanyan, don't be so ungrateful!"
Beer Gai'er didn't want to make a big deal out of it and affect the press conference, so he pulled A Yan's sleeve and whispered, "Junior sister, forget it!"
Seeing his little move, the sister seemed to have caught something on him, and her voice suddenly rose higher, "Pulling and tugging in public, I wonder why you are so persistent, this is your new love, right? No wonder you tried every means to frame Jiabao, don't you wish your ex would die just because you have a new boyfriend? Bai Yanyan, you are so shameless!
"Jiabao, leave her alone, let's go! This crazy woman is here to cause trouble for you, don't let her ruin your career! You have worked so hard to get everything you have now, she doesn't understand at all!"
With the fans charging forward, Xi Jiabao returned to his usual sunny and harmless appearance, looking at A Yan helplessly, "Yan Yan, I wish you all the best! I will contact you after the press conference. No matter what kind of apology you want, I will satisfy you!"
After saying that, he prepared to leave under the escort of bodyguards.
"No way, no way, there can't really be someone who can only see what's going on in the crotch, and who can classify all the contradictions in the universe as love? Ah, are there really such stupid people in the world, and more than one?"
A sarcastic voice came from the crowd.
Xi Jiabao paused and looked in the direction of the voice.
I saw a little girl with an exceptionally cute look following a few white-haired old men.
Similarly, there were several cameras nearby recording the little girl's every word and action.
Xi Jiabao frowned. Whose new artist is this? Is he also participating in the same variety show?
Why didn't he get wind of it?
A Yan pressed his eyebrows, "Reunion!"
Unit 1 pretended not to hear her.
Walking closer, she looked Xi Jiabao up and down, "I thought it was some stunningly handsome guy who had the nerve to say that our Ms. Bai couldn't forget him, but it turned out to be you? Has the aesthetic sense of your human society been so deficient? Where did this ugly guy come from? No one really thinks that wearing all white is the prince charming, right? With this thick face of powder, people who don't know would think you are going back to your hometown to attend a funeral!
But it shouldn't be the case! People with poor character are usually orphans. You must have lost your parents a long time ago, right?"
"Reunion!" A Yan emphasized.
Unit 1 now knew to find a backer. He turned around and looked at Academician Xiao, saying in an aggrieved tone, "Grandpa!"
Academician Xiao and a group of bigwigs looked kindly.
"Ms. Bai, let Tuanyuan speak! I think she said it very well!"
"This guy is so articulate and expresses himself clearly. I can't even speak as fluently as you do!"
"Oh, that's really rare! How about after the press conference, let Tuanyuan stay at my house for a few days? My grandson can't even fart even with three sticks, so it's a good opportunity for Tuanyuan to teach him a lesson!"
A Yan was speechless for a moment when faced with a group of naughty parents and relatives who indulged their naughty children to make trouble outside.
But Unit 1 said that it had something to say.
She talks too much.
As a first-generation troll robot, no one is better at trolling than her!
After being suppressed in the laboratory for several months, she decided that today she would express herself, her charm and her style.
She had already forgotten that there was a press conference today, and there were more than a dozen cameras around her filming her, and one of them was a live camera!
"What's so great about being a public figure? If you become an artist, the whole world will make way for you? You have made outstanding contributions to society? Should we send you to heaven so that you can stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? Brothers and sisters, if you have no problem, at least you have the hands to use a search engine, right? At least take a look at who you just bumped into!
Beer cap... No, Mr. Du Ming is a national first-class researcher. Do you know how valuable his brain is? If it is accidentally damaged, can you afford the compensation? Oh, sorry, you don’t know. How can a nine-leaky fish understand the world of a god of learning? I am sorry for praising you! "
Du Ming: I heard you call me "beer cap"!
Academician Xiao quietly took out his mobile phone and searched for "九漏鱼". After a moment, he suddenly realized: It is indeed the No. 1 machine! Even he didn't know that "九漏鱼" means "the fish that slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education". The No. 1 machine can actually master the Internet terms!
The troll robot, who was proficient in using online language, put his hands on his hips and said, "I don't want to waste my time talking to you! Apologize, or you'll be banned! Anyway, the entertainment industry won't make much difference if you're not there, it's just the right time to clean up the garbage!"
The arrogance of Unit 1 greatly displeased the fans watching in the live broadcast room:
"Who is this? Which young lady is so arrogant? What did our Jiabao do wrong that she needs to apologize? It was obviously that beer cap who walked without looking at the road!"
"Support Jiabao, boycott Du Ming!"
"This Du Ming is so annoying! Is being a first-level researcher so impressive? Our Jiabao is at least one of the top stars in the industry, with magazine sales totaling millions and endorsement sales of tens of millions. There aren't many people who can achieve such success at such a young age!"
The passers-by who had already found out Du Ming's identity were——
"I was shocked! It turns out that fan girls can only see the fan circle! No one really thinks Xi Jiabao can be compared with Du Ming, right?"
"That young lady is right. You should at least know how to use search engines, right? For your information, Du Ming went to college at the age of thirteen, graduated from graduate school at the age of fifteen, and joined Academician Xiao's laboratory at the age of eighteen. He has published dozens of SCI papers and has participated in research including but not limited to biotechnology applications, intelligent production, artificial intelligence, etc. By the way, let me remind you that the project that Du Ming is most recently involved in is also having a press conference today!"
"According to insider information, Academician Xiao's laboratory has developed an intelligent robot with self-awareness. It is said that the little robot is called 'Tuanyuan'!"
"What the hell?"
"What the hell?"
"????"
"So, Xi Jiabao and his fans were just fighting against a robot?"
"Wait, don't you think the tone of this robot is familiar? Unit 1! Is that you, Unit 1?"
The truth is like an avalanche, it comes unexpectedly.
Unit 1, totally unaware that his disguise had been taken off, held his head high and said, "Boy, if you know what's best for you, apologize now and keep the peace. Otherwise, you'll be in trouble!"
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