Chapter 183: Ghost Hunting (14)
Shan Yu was like a little child. He brought Chu Yun closer one by one, his expression extremely grim:
"Look at this guy's face full of acne scars. Even makeup can't cover it up. It's so ugly. Do you like this?"
Shan Yu took Chu Yun out and aimed Chu Yun's eyes at his cheek.
"Look at my skin. Do you know what it means to be naturally beautiful and as smooth as a baby's?"
Shan Yu felt that Chu Yun had never eaten good food, so he held Chu Yun up and circled him 360 degrees, trying to make him realize that he was better than others.
In the eyes of outsiders, the young master of the Shan family was crazy, holding a small doll and shaking it around.
"Performance art! This is great performance art!"
Chu Yun: ...
Shan Yu's childishness has not yet ended, he is bound to belittle all the men and women present.
"Look at this again, it's extremely ugly, the eyes are not even as big as my eye bags, and from a distance they look like four eyebrows."
"This one looks even funnier. He must use his thumb a lot to pick his nose, his nostrils are so wide."
"This guy has a wife, but he didn't bring her this time. He's definitely a cheating, stinking man!"
"I know this fat woman! Lezi said she often keeps little boys, especially people like you!"
“This face looks like flat feet!”
"This bad breath."
“This hair isn’t curly.”
Shan Yu has become a nitpicker, and even dogs on the street can be criticized by him.
Chu Yun’s inability to speak made him even angrier. He sat on the sofa in the corner, panting like a lion whose territory had been invaded.
Chu Yun blinked at him.
"Don't think you can get away with just acting like a spoiled brat! I'm angry!"
Chu Yun continued to blink.
"Alright, alright, for your apology... this won't happen again!"
Shan Yu comforted himself with a few words, and finally he warned Chu Yun firmly.
"If you don't behave yourself, you'll have to eat my chicken soup for dinner!"
Chu Yun hates eating the chicken soup created by Dan Yu the most. The seasoning depends entirely on his mood.
Does he understand you?
Chu Yun was so angry that he couldn't speak, which was really infuriating. Not only Shan Yu felt uncomfortable, he felt uncomfortable too, because he saw Li Yuan at the party!
He blinked to make Shan Yu notice Li Yuan not far away, but in the end they were talking at cross purposes.
Shan Yu didn't know Li Yuan. Li Yuan drew talismans at home every day. Shan Yu was not on the same path as him in the business world.
But now Li Yuan came near them, and not far away was the snack cakes in the self-service area. Li Yuan was eating cakes there out of boredom.
Shan Yu was like a large animal that was very sensitive to shock. He immediately noticed Chu Yun's gaze and looked over.
"laugh……"
"I really have to laugh at you. You even like this? You can tell at a glance that he has kidney deficiency!"
Shan Yu made a malicious guess that Li Yuan was in poor health.
In fact, Li Yuan is handsome and in good health.
Chu Yun ignored Shan Yu who was having a seizure. He saw Li Yuan raising his leg and walking towards them.
As he approached, Li Yuan frowned and looked serious:
"Sir, can I see the doll in your hand?"
Shan Yu immediately put Chu Yun in his pocket and became alert. Could it be that these two people really fell in love with each other?
“What?!”
Li Yuan took a step back to show that he had no ill intentions:
"I sense a hint of yin energy in this doll. It might be possessed by a spirit. Over time..."
Shan Yu turned around and left after hearing this. He didn't expect that this guy with a hole in his head knew something. He didn't care about being jealous or having a bad temper, for fear that the guy with a hole in his head would hurt Chu Yun.
"Hey... sir... sir, wait a moment!"
Wait a minute!
The guy with the hole behind him didn't stop even after he walked outside. Why is he so clingy?! It's so annoying!
"Sir! I mean no harm!"
"I know how to save him!"
This sentence made Shan Yu stop, and Li Yuan behind him followed breathlessly.
"Only one of his seven souls and six spirits remains. Replenishing it with yang energy alone is too slow..."
Shan Yu was still very vigilant. He didn't believe that Li Yuan would help him for no reason.
"What do you want?"
Li Yuan smiled slightly after hearing this, and the nose stud on his nose swayed:
"I have a recipe here. The ingredients need to be boiled over high heat at midnight. The steam will be absorbed by this... doll."
"It's no use for ghosts to stay in the human world for a long time. It will only delay their reincarnation. I just need to help this doll to be liberated and reincarnate so that it can accumulate good karma..."
Li Yuan is kind, and he knows how to help ghosts to be reincarnated, but Chu Yun’s mission is not completed yet, so he cannot be reincarnated!
Besides, he can't be reincarnated at all because the system doesn't allow it.
He was afraid that Shan Yu would hand him over to Li Yuan, so he blinked frantically.
"Um."
Shan Yu simply replied in a whisper, turned around and wanted to leave.
"etc!"
Shan Yu turned his head impatiently: "What are you doing again?!"
"Can I ask the doll in your hand if it has ever seen a cute little ghost with weak skills?"
“He hasn’t seen it!”
Shan Yu simply stuffed Chu Yun into his pocket and ran away.
Chu Yun didn't care about Li Yuan's words. He was afraid that Shan Yu would really let him reincarnate.
"5789, I've completed my second mission. Are there any other missions?"
5789 is not clear either.
"I think... there are no more."
Chu Yun was not at ease about this, so he was taken home by Shan Yu. Shan Yu was also silent along the way.
When he got home, Shan Yu opened the prescription, which contained common Chinese herbal medicines that could be bought in Cuihu City.
Shan Yu put down the prescription and sat on the sofa. Facing the sofa was Chu Yun who was sitting on the coffee table.
"Do you know that hole guy?"
Before Chu Yun could even blink, Shan Yu didn't want to ask any more questions:
"Forget it, I'm sure he knows me. I'll check it myself."
Shan Yu rubbed his curly hair and felt a hand full of hairspray. He took out a tissue to wipe it irritably. The cute and weak ghost that the hole man was talking about was definitely Chu Yun. He had never seen a ghost cuter than Chu Yun.
Weren't they flirting at the party?
The pervert provoked the hole-headed guy in a place he didn't know about, and the little pervert lied to him again, even though he had clearly said before that he had only provoked him.
Thinking of what the hole man said, Shan Yu spoke again:
"I'm a selfish person."
But Chu Yun didn't understand these nonsensical words.
"So... don't even think about reincarnating before me."
Chu Yun really wanted to say that he had no delusions, he didn’t have any at all.
Shan Yu was not feeling well the whole day today. There were too many bad things going on, including the little pervert's change of heart and Li Yuan's words in the evening.
All these things made him physically and mentally exhausted.
It is indeed not good for ghosts to stay in the human world, as it will delay their reincarnation. But if the little pervert leaves, he will be in trouble. He admits that he has selfish motives, he wants the little pervert to stay with him forever.
They have been eating and living together for such a long time that they have become each other's closest people. In Shan Yu's eyes, this is what life is all about.
“Don’t even think about leaving!”
Shan Yu said this and ran into the kitchen to cook. He was afraid of seeing the little pervert's disgusted look, even if it was Pikachu's bean eyes.
Chu Yun felt tired.
Chu Yun was fumigated with Chinese medicine vapor for several days, and one night, he finally came into contact with reality.
I was watching TV in the living room at that time.
Chu Yun and Shan Yu both love watching TV series about rural families, and they can't get enough of the battles between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
"Look, this is just like you. You're quite a coward."
"Wa Qu is so aggrieved...next time, if you encounter something like this, you must curse loudly, okay?"
"Oh my god, I take back what I said first. This wife here is even more frustrated than you!"
Chu Yun wanted to watch quietly, but Shan Yu couldn't close his mouth, and Chu Yun felt a surge of anger in his heart.
He sat quietly and continued to watch, then touched his chest. It was not an illusion, his chest really felt a little hot.
etc.
"chest?"
As Chu Yun said this, he looked down and found himself sitting naked in the living room, with Shan Yu next to him, who had stopped abruptly and was stunned.
The iconic tattered robe that Chu Yun could never take off was gone, leaving only a pink and white.
"You! Stop looking!"
Chu Yun covered his chest, his buttocks and his front.
There were too many places to block, and Chu Yun’s hands were not enough.
Shan Yu found it difficult to look away. He felt his nose itchy and reached out to touch it.
Chu Yun exclaimed.
"Ah! You're bleeding!"
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