I am actually a peach



"No...no, no..."

Yan Yin quickly changed the subject; he had finally gotten into the house, how could he leave now?

My gaze drifted to Tao Yaoyan's exquisite face; even when she's angry, she's so beautiful~

As everyone knows, the paper and pen official of the underworld has a hobby of loving all things beautiful.

Yan Yin was a man of wide experience, having seen at least tens of millions of beautiful women, but none of them had captivated him like the man before him…

Dou Shiliu, expressionless, covered Yan Yin's lecherous eyes and leaned over to grab him by the collar.

"Hey...hey, what are you doing??" Yan Yin was lifted up by Dou Shiliu.

Being brought up like that in front of Lord Tao made him lose face, okay?

"If you keep looking around, I'll gouge your eyes out," Dou Shiliu said fiercely to the ugly thing.

All he ever thinks about is her cannon fodder boss, does he think she's dead?

Upon hearing this, Yan Yin actually moved closer to Dou Shiliu and teased, "Come on~ come on~".

Afraid that Dou Shiliu wouldn't make a move, he forced himself forward, grabbed her hand and brought it to her face, saying, "Come on~ hit me here~".

That shameless behavior made Tao Yaoyan's eyebrows flash with a hint of helplessness.

Dou Shiliu tightened his grip without expression, looking at Yan Yin's smug face with deep eyes. "You're the one who told me to hit you. I'll grant your wish."

A punch landed squarely on Yan Yin's face, carrying a powerful force as it hurtled towards him.

"Damn, you're actually going to hit me?" Yan Yin quickly dodged.

Dou Shiliu threw another punch, creating a crater where Yan Yin had stood, which surprisingly produced a few sparks and some smoke...

Yan Yin stared in disbelief: "..."

Seeing Dou Shiliu walking towards him again, he broke out in a cold sweat and his mouth twitched.

"Heroine...heroine, let's talk this out."

Yan Yin gave a fawning smile and waved to Dou Shiliu, signaling her to calm down.

Dou Shiliu knew that Tao Yaoyan needed him to do something, so he didn't make things difficult for him.

Yan Yin looked at Dou Shiliu sitting quietly next to Tao Yaoyan with a blank expression, like a lady. Uh, was such a big contrast really necessary?

Tao Yaoyan remained indifferent to their farce and said nonchalantly, "Find me a fairy named Die Ling."

Yan Yin slowly sat down opposite him, her eyes flickered a few times, and then she said awkwardly, "Lord Tao, you know the rules, information needs to be exchanged for equivalent goods."

"Especially finding out the reincarnation addresses of souls is extremely valuable information."

"Since we're destined to meet, I'll give you a 20% discount."

As they talked, Yan Yin took out a small abacus that she had hidden somewhere. The black beads collided with each other, making a crisp sound.

He then pulled out a calligraphy brush from who-knows-where and fiddled with it on the rice paper.

"Alright!" Yan Yin threw the pen behind him, his face still smeared with ink, and excitedly slammed the white paper onto the table in front of Tao Yaoyan.

"Lord Tao, please take a look."

Yan Yin felt that his conditions were very simple.

He stood in front of Tao Yaoyan, looking at him with undisguised fervor in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, Dou Shiliu took the blank paper and looked at it.

A cold sweat suddenly broke out on Yan Yin's back.

No, I can't let her see this. Without thinking, Yan Yin tried to force her, but was tied up by Dou Shiliu's vines.

Dou Shiliu glanced at it, and the veins on her forehead suddenly bulged. The hand holding the white paper was suddenly crumpled into a ball.

"Are you itching for a beating?" The tone was incredibly cold, almost as if there was a hint of gritted teeth.

Oh no, that ugly woman saw us.

Startled, Yan Yin summoned paper and pen, broke free from the vines, and drew a circle on the spot.

Suddenly, an ink hole appeared on the spot, and Yan Yin jumped in, splashing a few drops of ink.

Dou Shiliu lunged forward, but his hand grasped nothing; he could only watch helplessly as the man escaped.

Damn it, don't let me catch you!

Tao Yaoyan looked curiously into Dou Shiliu's hand. What could possibly make the little grass so angry?

"Little grass..." I want to see it.

Before he could finish speaking, Dou Shiliu turned his head fiercely and said, "Don't look!"

Tao Yao Yan immediately fell silent.

Only after angrily tearing the white paper in his hand to shreds did the anger in Dou Shiliu's eyes subside.

"What is a host?"

Dou Shiliu's appearance completely piqued Bai Tuan's curiosity.

It really wants to know what Yan Yin wrote!

"Want to see?"

"Mmm~" Bai Tuan nodded honestly.

"Give me the resurrection potion directly."

Bai Tuan was startled and asked warily, "What resurrection potion? What are you talking about, host? I don't know anything about it?"

Dou Shiliu watched as Bai Tuan pretended to be crazy and remained silent.

Heh, you're just playing dead!

How does the host know it has a resurrection potion or something?

This medicine can revive other insignificant people in the small world.

It wasn't even taken out when Qi Yexuan from the last world died.

After all, if it bought the resurrection potion, it would go broke!!!

Speaking of which, this host still owes it a huge sum of money!!!

Although it was sent to help Dou Shiliu find the main god, it still needs energy, okay? Dou Shiliu is always slacking off.

The system won't even let me assign minor tasks to the host; when will the main quests ever become a system treasure trove?

Bai Tuan let out a deep sigh in the space.

It's probably the poorest system ever.

Yan Yin was scared away by Dou Shiliu, so the matter of Die Ling had to be put on hold.

Dou Shiliu and Tao Yaoyan spent the snowy day in this little house.

Lin Zhejiang was almost finished with his cultivation.

Today, a light rain fell, washing away the snow in the woods. The rain and snow mixed together, forming several small puddles in front of the door. Raindrops fell from the sky, creating ripples in the puddles.

Tao Yaoyan stood at the door, watching the raindrops falling from the sky. She stretched out her slender white fingers and caught a drop of water, which flowed down the crease of her hand.

It has a cool and refreshing feel.

Feeling refreshed and relaxed.

Suddenly I felt a weight on my back.

Behind him, Dou Shiliu tied the shawl around his neck, the white fur collar making Tao Yaoyan's rosy face appear even more delicate.

Are you cold?

The cannon fodder looks increasingly frail; I wonder what it's all about that it came out to play with raindrops.

Not cold

Tao Yaoyan looked at the girl who was tying his cloak with bright eyes.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Tao Yaoyan staring at her, Dou Shiliu touched her face. Had she gotten rice grains on her food?

No, she doesn't eat in this world.

A slender, white hand plucked a leaf from her head.

"where you go?"

Dou Shiliu was slightly taken aback when he saw the leaves in his hand.

"I went to find Yan Yin."

That brat was so scared of her that he didn't dare to come out.

Hearing Dou Shiliu's words, Tao Yaoyan moved slightly and pulled her into her arms, saying softly, "No need to look anymore."

He actually understood why Yan Yin didn't come out; it wasn't because Dou Shiliu threatened him, but simply because he dared not take on this task.

If you secretly tell others about the trajectory of your soul's reincarnation, and the King of the Underworld finds out, you will be boiled in oil.

No matter how much Yan Yin liked Tao Yao Yan, she dared not let any information slip out.

The celestial realm has its own rules, and so does the underworld.

Disrupting the rules will have dire consequences.

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