Chapter 160 Wulin Misleading Stories 30
The Dali Palace has been in a mess these days because of a missing concubine from the imperial concubine's office.
That day the emperor had a nightmare. He inexplicably dreamed that he was dragged to the street to perform the stone-breaking with his chest in front of the untouchables. He was forced to lie on a long table with a half-foot thick stone on his chest. Seeing the man swinging the hammer hitting his thin chest, the old emperor screamed and woke up from his dream.
After coming to his senses and wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, he was frightened to the point of peeing his pants by the two unruly old ladies sleeping soundly on the bed.
The old emperor: "..." He tried to comfort himself, thinking that anyone would become sick after being scared twice in a row. You just wet your pants, it doesn't matter, no one will know.
The two maids were awakened by a basin of cold water. They realized that they had caused a big disaster and quickly confessed the culprit.
So Feng Wu became the first wanted courtesan in the imperial city and got into big trouble!
Feng Wu, who was lying on the beam of the Imperial Kitchen and stroking her belly comfortably, said that it was nothing.
After eating and drinking, Feng Wu put on eunuch clothes, carried the food box and went to the front hall where the emperor worked.
Xiaodouzi from the imperial kitchen said that Qiansui was helping the emperor handle state affairs in the front hall and was very busy, so he wanted to make a pot of nourishing ginseng chicken soup for Qiansui.
The guard on duty in the front hall saw that it was the eunuch Xiaodouzi from the imperial kitchen and immediately greeted him with a smile: "Xiaodouzi, you are a little late today. The prince is inside, please go in by yourself!"
Feng Wu imitated Xiao Douzi's voice and raised her orchid finger softly, "This ginseng chicken soup requires some effort. Okay, we're going to serve soup to the thousand-year-old master. You guys just stand at the door and drink the northwest wind!"
System: "...Oh my god, host, you are so awesome!" If this host were a man, he could definitely develop into the unpopular career of eunuch!
Feng Wu's face was wooden. "That's not me. That's Xiao Douzi. That's how he talks to people. I'm just imitating him."
Feng Wu found Su Lizui busy with official business in the main hall.
Carrying the food box, Feng Wu approached step by step. Su Lizui heard the footsteps. The person in front of him looked blurry, like a faceless monster. Su Lizui frowned, rubbed his eyes, opened his eyes again, and breathed a sigh of relief. He must have been dazzled just now. This little eunuch obviously had a beautiful face with a nose, eyes and mouth.
"Put the things down!" Su Lizui lowered his eyes and continued to handle court affairs.
Feng Wu opened the empty food box and sighed, "You'd better eat it while it's hot, my Lord!"
When Su Lizui raised his eyes again, Feng Wu had already drawn his sword and pointed it at his head. His gaze jumped to the empty food box. Su Lizui raised his pink and purple lips, threw away the red pen in his hand, leaned back in his chair comfortably, and said with a slight movement of his tightly pursed red lips: "You are finally here. You must have received a lot of rewards for killing my people these days, right?"
Feng Wu nodded honestly, and said with a smile: "Indeed, apart from the raccoon monster being worth two hundred thousand taels, in the past month, I have taken the bounty of four million and two hundred thousand taels from the Zhiji Tower, no more, no less. Add your head, and I should be able to barely make up six million."
"Hahaha... girl, you are very confident! If it is just for money, I can satisfy you. Most of the wealth in the world is in my hands. You can just surrender to me and become the master of this world with me." The feminine man spoke in a calm tone, not taking the sword pointing at his eyebrows seriously at all.
"No need. What use do I have for this world? Every day, just like you, I diligently handle the tedious affairs of the court, getting up earlier than the chickens, working harder than the cows, and in the end, I can't even eat a full meal in time. What do I want? Stop talking nonsense and draw your sword!"
Su Lizui stared at Feng Wu in surprise, his eyes filled with disappointment. "You're just a novice. You've never experienced the feeling of holding great power. When everyone's life and death depends on your thoughts, it's such a satisfying feeling!"
Feng Wu was speechless and said, "...Our paths are different, so we cannot work together. Will you quietly submit to death, or will I personally escort you on your way?"
"How shameless!" Seeing that he was unmoved by the bribes and inducements, Su Lizui swiftly slapped out his palm, which hit the edge of the heavy dragon table. At the same time, the dragon throne behind him retreated rapidly, and the hind legs of the dragon throne made sharp scraping sounds on the marble floor.
Feng Wu put away his sword, raised his eyebrows and smiled faintly, saying, "Finally, someone has come to support us. I hope that the Thousand Year Old Master will be generous with his guidance."
Su Lizui smiled back, "Forget about your teachings. I'm afraid you won't be able to leave the palace today. It's such a pity for such a beautiful woman like you. After you die, I will ask the best craftsman to make you into the most exquisite lantern in front of my house, for people to admire day and night."
Feng Wu: "..." It's true that what goes up comes down. Like the master, like the lackey.
"No, you won't have this chance!"
The giant sword made a buzzing sound as Feng Wu exerted his internal force, and chopped continuously at the calm Su Lizui. In the blink of an eye, Feng Wu had chopped out ninety-nine and eighty sword strikes.
The sharp sword energy enveloped Su Lizui, preventing him from advancing even an inch. He could only use his internal energy to protect his vital points. Even so, under the cover of the domineering sword energy, his entire body was covered with deep and shallow wounds.
Su Lizui's internal organs were dislocated by the sword energy, and he spat out a mouthful of blood in front of Feng Wu.
"Tsk tsk, you're not bad! Even after being chopped so many times by me, you can still stand so firmly. I was just testing you just now. If you don't show your true ability, you won't have another chance..."
Su Lizui covered his chest and vomited blood. After extreme fear, his bloodshot eyes were quickly replaced by two dark circles. The person in front of him was no longer Su Lizui. Feng Wu narrowed her eyes and frowned in disgust. She hated the aura emanating from this person. He was like a devil that led people into the abyss.
Su Lizui's extremely dark eyes stared at Feng Wu steadily, and he said to Feng Wu in a sinister voice, "Your soul smells so good, so good. I want to eat it, I want to eat it..."
The system stared at the data that suddenly jumped to the top of the panel and swallowed, "Host, this creature doesn't exist in this small world! Its energy and combat power are off the charts. Can you handle it?"
Feng Wu felt that she could definitely do it. Even if he was at his best, with the world consciousness suppressing him, he would have to coil around him even if he was a real dragon. If he wanted to take her soul, she didn't want to endure it anymore. Why did she care whether this broken palace collapsed or not?
Suddenly, Feng Wu increased his speed to the extreme, stabbed Su Lizui's shoulder blade with his sword, and quickly broke through the roof of the hall. In the blink of an eye, the two of them stood on the roof of Qianlong Hall.
'Su Lizui' suddenly grew sharp nails on his five fingers and attacked Feng Wu's face. Feng Wu turned around and slashed horizontally. 'Su Lizui' was also fast. After retracting his hand, he took advantage of the gap and grabbed Feng Wu's fair neck with his left hand. Feng Wu couldn't dodge in time. The black fingertips of 'Su Lizui' touched the skin and left a long wound. The wound turned black quickly, visibly. The thin meridians on Feng Wu's neck turned black almost instantly, like a black spider web wrapped around Feng Wu's neck.
Licking the fragrant blood drop on the tip of his nail, Su Lizui murmured intoxicatedly, "What a nice smell!"
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