Yu Ling expressed her helplessness regarding the Black Cat System's predicament and then laughed out loud.
"Let me show you how difficult it is to complete tasks, and see if you still dare to laugh so happily."
【Ahhh—Host, I really know I was wrong!】
The black cat system ran at full speed, but unfortunately, it was still snatched away by that big dog, its body covered in saliva...
[Waaaaah, host, please save me!!!]
"Saving you is impossible. Aren't you a self-rescue system? So go for it, system! You're the best! I believe in you!"
Yu Ling instantly stacked three buffs with one click, causing the bad luck that the system had finally managed to get rid of to rise again.
System: Host, you really hold grudges!
Yu Ling expressed great satisfaction with the results after implementing the free-range system.
After all, giving bad luck to someone can be fatal, and he can't just casually kill someone. Taking the lives of too many innocent people would not only lead to his rejection by this mission world, but also cause his merit points to be deducted rapidly, which is not worth it at all.
Only the system can mess with things like this.
However... those who deserve their fate but happen to get caught in the crossfire, like the thugs who resort to personal attacks, or the unlucky ones who happen to be caught in the act, can also be praised a bit, right?
While thinking, Yu Ling immersed herself in removing her makeup and washing up, took a quick shower, and then found spare loungewear in Su Zhe's wardrobe to change into.
When they came out, Su Zhe had already plated the low-calorie food he had prepared and placed it on the table, along with a glass of milk.
"All vegetarian? Are you trying to feed me like a rabbit?"
Even so, Yu Ling didn't wait for anyone to call her, and she sat down on her own and began to devour her portion of food.
"Rabbits are easier to raise than rabbits, and rabbits don't swear."
Su Zhe also sat down at the table and started eating, his habitual retorts almost instinctive.
Although the agent doesn't need to manage his physique, he's already used to doing things according to a plan.
Yu Ling stopped responding. If it were the original owner of this body, she might have scolded her a few more times, but of course, she would have eventually obeyed.
The way these two get along has always been so bizarre.
An agent who only calmly analyzes and formulates plans, but never engages in superficiality, flattery, or bootlicking, is disliked by the company.
A celebrity who is good for nothing but looks and talent, and who is also sharp-tongued and mean-spirited, is disliked by fans.
They're evenly matched, so neither of them can say anything to the other. Although they don't quite like each other, they've never thought about breaking up.
Moreover, it was precisely because of their eccentric personalities that Han Hao's name became both infamous and famous.
After the meal, Su Zhe explained and analyzed the several new notices he had received to Yu Ling.
One is a variety show, another is a minor role in a movie, and the last is a special guest on a food program.
He still doesn't have a single endorsement advertisement, as if he's afraid that his products won't sell if they're associated with Han Hao.
"Because you were trending again yesterday, a lot of random shows are inviting you. I've picked out three for you to consider."
One is a prank script from the show "Surprise! Let Me Make Your Heart Beat!" The script is about wilderness survival and has a high price tag, but you know your own popularity, so they're probably just trying to attract attention by making you look foolish.
Su Zhe laid out a series of compiled materials and a list of invited guests on his desk, then picked up another invitation.
"This film, 'The Abandoned House in the Old Village,' is a low-budget thriller with a melodramatic plot, but the director is quite capable. He changed the script at the last minute because the actress playing the ghost was pregnant. He invited all the available stars, regardless of gender, and they all had to audition."
"The last one, 'You Don't Dare to Eat? I'll Challenge Everything!' is a live food program that's based in H City. Although it's a local station, its ratings have always been quite good. You might want to consider it."
Su Zhe was clearly very interested in the last one, and deliberately placed the document to Yu Ling's right. Well, it's understandable that a food show is all about eating, and it's not uncommon for guests to occasionally throw up and swear a few times.
It fits the original owner's identity perfectly, and the timing is just right, and there are no problems going forward.
"Which one do you think I should choose?" Yu Ling's mind was focused on dealing with bad luck, and she wasn't interested in the tasks that these characters brought.
“All of them.” Su Zhe pushed up his glasses.
"Don't even mention me being a person, even an ox would be worked to death by you. So you're saying I won't get a single day off for the next three months? You really treat me like an animal!"
As they were talking, Yu Ling had already found the contracts for the two programs, signed them in a few strokes, and then picked up the invitation to check the interview time.
Su Zhe dared to speak, and Yu Ling dared to accept it all. It's Han Hao who'll embarrass himself on TV, what does it have to do with him?
"I don't care about anything else, but you'll be responsible for picking me up and dropping me off. If I need to stay in a hotel, you'll have to stay with me the whole time. Oh, and you'll also have to pack whatever I need to prepare."
Yu Ling's actions were entirely guided by one principle: she would never do anything she didn't have to, so as not to let bad luck ruin everything again.
"Okay, my requirement for you is still to stick to the schedule and plan."
Su Zhe had already started writing the arrangements quickly, and it was clear that he had actually agreed to Yu Ling's unreasonable demands.
After mailing out the signed contracts, Su Zhe also posted a message using Han Hao's account and tagged the production team. He was busy with all of this, which contrasted sharply with Yu Ling's schedule, who was sitting on the sofa eating fruit and watching TV.
However, whichever channel Yu Ling switches to, that channel is all advertisements.
"Oh, what a coincidence! I love watching commercials!"
As soon as he said that, the commercials ended early, and they started showing a melodramatic prime-time TV series.
Is this bad luck really that intelligent?
Yu Ling came up with another good idea.
That day, when Su Zhe drove the homebound Yu Ling to the audition for the film "Old Village Abandoned House," Yu Ling, for the first time ever, praised Su Zhe's good looks before even starting the car.
"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Su Zhe felt a chill run down his spine.
"Never mind that, just quickly read this line!"
Yu Ling held up the tablet and smiled mysteriously.
"...I like red lights? I love red lights? Waiting for red lights makes me happy?" Su Zhe read it out in a very cooperative manner, but his tone was 99% doubtful.
This time, the two had a smooth journey and arrived at their destination half an hour ahead of schedule.
"I'm going inside to wait. I'll wait here for my good news!"
Having found an alternative way to deal with bad luck, Yu Ling suddenly wanted to try it right now.
"I have absolutely no desire to play a ghost."
"Oh no! What am I going to do if the director chooses me?"
"I hope the other actors' auditions go smoothly!"
While waiting in the waiting area, Yu Ling started muttering to herself. At the same time, the Black Cat System finally escaped from the big dog's mouth and prepared to hitch a ride to find Yu Ling.
Unexpectedly, it just jumped and crawled into a human trafficker's van.
Three or five children, their mouths taped shut, their hands and feet bound together, curled up, all eyes looking at them at the same time.
The black cat system's eyes widened like copper bells.
[Host, requesting backup! It seems they've encountered child traffickers! Should we call the police?]
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