Although he accepted Yu Ling's suggestion, Li Dan couldn't let loose at all. The swear words he uttered were practically nonexistent, and not a single censored word was triggered.
Yu Ling didn't urge him. She used her Qi Observation Technique to stare at Li Dan's head, where strands of bad luck were gathering.
"System, notify me immediately of any developments on the female lead's side."
[Received! Rest assured, host! Mission accomplished!]
The two walked along, exchanging profanities. Yu Ling would only offer a few words of advice when Li Dan was speechless, so the majority of the bad luck naturally fell on Li Dan's shoulders.
Yu Ling only started causing trouble when Li Dan's bad luck reached a certain threshold.
He kept instilling negative ideas in Li Dan, such as if he was tired, he should stop looking for someone, and if things really couldn't go on, he should accept punishment.
Under the unlucky pattern of bad luck and wishes not coming true, everything is developing in accordance with Yu Ling's wishes.
But luck is always unpredictable.
Li Dan had probably never been so unlucky. He had fallen four or five times on flat ground, and not only had he been hit on the head by various wild fruits, but he also kept running into insects and snakes that tried to bite him.
This was the first time Su Susu had ever seen anything like this. She stared wide-eyed in the live stream, realizing that she had probably never been subjected to such intense and frequent verbal attacks by anyone other than the original owner of this body.
Wow! That looks really painful! So, does offending someone really bring such bad luck? She thought to herself as she looked.
Li Dan had no idea why he was acting this way, only assuming that the production team was deliberately playing a prank on him, and he kept cursing the mysterious guest.
However, he lacked experience in avoiding bad luck and kept getting injured, which was truly pitiful. Even Yu Ling couldn't bear to watch anymore and started secretly taking the blows for him. She even pulled Li Dan out of a deep pit that the production team hadn't checked.
Yu Ling, a celebrity with no fans due to her dark complexion, exudes such masculinity yet receives no admiration, which shows just how much Li Dan steals the spotlight.
A large number of viewers flooded into the Pidan team's live stream room, all of whom had jumped over from the other two teams. Even the exciting scene of the two groups fighting couldn't stop the viewers from watching Li Dan's unfortunate journey.
—My God! What's wrong with Li Dan? Did he step on Lady Luck's foot and get this kind of revenge?
—While Han Hao's new quotes certainly didn't disappoint, my eyes kept wandering to Li Dan. Poor Li Dan…
—Li Dan, I've started paying attention to you, not for any other reason than out of pity.
—A moment of silence for Li Dan, may he live a peaceful life. —Danmen.
—May you be blessed, Danmen.
—Hey guys, what do you think of this name? Does it sound good? Never mind, I'll join, Danmen!
—What we're saying is, if we really can't find a mystery guest, then let's not bother looking anymore. Look at the state of the kids! May the gods protect them!
...
Although Li Dan seemed to be getting worse and worse, Yu Ling couldn't call a halt. It was Su Su Su herself who couldn't stand it anymore and prepared to leave the scene early.
[Host, host, Su Susu has set off to find you, and she brought a huge cup of water, it looks like she's going to splash you!]
"Splashed at us? That doesn't fit her public image at all!"
Yu Ling pondered, could the way to get rid of bad luck be to let Su Susu herself take revenge?
At this moment, Li Dan, who had fallen face-first to the ground again, couldn't take it anymore. He limped to his feet and began cursing:
"We've searched everywhere for this 'mystery guest' and haven't seen a soul. Is he not even here, or is he hiding and watching us make a scene? No sportsmanship! So tasteless! ...I [beep]!!!"
Heaven have mercy, Li Dan, who is always on the road to injury, has even learned to say "mute beep".
Yu Ling was very pleased, pleased that the female lead took the initiative, and also pleased that Li Dan had been successfully led astray by her.
—This child has started swearing; he's a completely different person from half an hour ago.
—Sigh, he's already in such a miserable state, it's not like he wants the stars in the sky, let him swear a little and that's it... Danmen!
—That makes sense, that makes sense, Danmen!
The comments section was very lenient towards Li Dan, a stark contrast to the initial reaction towards Han Hao. Of course, this was because everyone knew his true nature wasn't like that, which boosted Li Dan's fame and led to a surge in followers.
An entertainment company couldn't stop smiling; their newcomer was on the verge of taking off!
...
"Fine, it's clearly just a game of hide-and-seek. Your team couldn't find anyone because you're too bad, and now you're blaming me?!"
Su Susu already knew where Yu Ling and the other person were, and she bumped right into them. Li Dan was too shy, so he immediately started stuttering.
"See? The mission is complete! So easy!"
Yu Ling flashed a peace sign at the camera, beaming with pride, but then her expression changed drastically when she turned to Su Susu.
"Good sister, we were just too eager to welcome you back. We accept the punishment! We absolutely accept the punishment! We'll accept whatever punishment you want, whether it's hitting or scolding!"
"Yes!" Li Dan finally managed to utter a single word after a long pause.
Later, the group went on a crazy spiel, and when the drama reached a certain height, Su Susu was about to splash water on Li Dan, but Yu Ling blocked her.
Seeing that her bad luck had indeed disappeared a lot, Yu Ling's eyes lit up. So this was the right way to do it!
Su Susu's original intention was to pity Li Dan and wanted to test whether this would make Li Dan feel better, after all, it was the first time she had done this.
However, all these punishments fell on Yu Ling's head. If this continued, it would damage her reputation. Helpless, Su Susu had no choice but to give up.
Poor Li Dan, that blob of bad luck landed squarely on his head, and nobody cared.
Su Susu forgave the two and joined the Pidan team. Yu Ling was overjoyed and took on all the work herself, letting Li Dan, the unlucky guy she had tricked, get some rest. In doing so, she unintentionally cleared her name a little bit.
In the end, thanks to this variety show, Yu Ling successfully reduced the original owner's enormous bad luck to an acceptable level, so she didn't need to plead with the female lead at all!
After returning home, he distributed the remaining bad luck to the Black Cat System, allowing the system's magical ability to attract criminals whenever it was unlucky to send the police station a crazy amount of merit!
And so, Yu Ling, who hadn't announced her retirement but had gradually faded from the entertainment industry, successfully mooched off Su Zhe's family for a full year.
[Ding! Main Quest: Survive! (Completed) This is a cumulative quest. You will gain 100 survival points for each year you survive. Survival points earned within a year will not be counted towards the total reward. Please keep up the good work!]
The Black Cat System is crying its eyes out at the police station: Why is it still working after the mission is over?!
Yu Ling didn't have time to deal with the system at the moment. He was frantically explaining to Su Zhe that although Lu Zelong would occasionally ask him out after he was discharged from the hospital.
Yu Ling just wants to play racing!
But Yu Ling really couldn't tell this old fogey about the car chase, so she could only make things worse by explaining...
But he really has no relationship with Lu Zelong at all!
Please, please stop looking at him like that!
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