"Your Majesty, your concubine, your concubine..."
Shen Xiaohan frowned slightly: "You can't even tell me what you are doing here? Then why are you here?"
Rongpin hesitated for a long time, and suddenly thought of an excuse: "Your Majesty, your concubine only wanted to have a meal with your majesty, but unexpectedly, I ran into your sister here and disturbed your majesty and your sister."
Shen Xiaohan put down his chopsticks, a little unhappy: "Although you look older than her, according to your status, you don't even know how to greet her politely? Is this what the Rong family taught you?"
She gritted her teeth, bowed, and managed to squeeze out a few words from between her teeth: "Your Highness, I pay my respects to you."
"Sister Rongpin, there's no need to be so polite. Please get up." Tang Wan smiled brightly. The smile was so bright and beautiful that it made Rongpin want to tear her apart.
After she finished her greetings, she came closer to Shen Xiaohan, her voice so charming that it seemed like it could squeeze out water: "Your Majesty, you haven't visited me for a long time. I miss you."
"I understand. I'll go back when I have time." Although Shen Xiaohan didn't remember when he had visited her, he still said it casually.
Hearing this, she looked at Tang Wan provocatively, with a look of a villain having achieved success.
Tang Wan looked puzzled. Was her eye twitching? Why was she moving so non-stop? Was she sick?
After getting the promise, Rongpin kept moving her hands: "Your Majesty, let me serve you the food." As she spoke, she deliberately rubbed Shen Xiaohan's arm with her full breasts.
Shen Xiaohan smelled the strong scent of powder on her body, frowned even tighter, and dodged sideways.
He never summoned Concubine Rong to his bed, and one of the main reasons was that she always had a sticky, heavy, and lingering smell of makeup, which was really hard to resist.
As for the smell, it is said to be stinky, but it is not stinky. On the contrary, it is terribly fragrant. However, the fragrance is too strong, which is even more terrible than the stinky smell.
"Your Majesty, please don't feel sorry for me. This is what I should do. On the other hand, I don't see your sister, the noble concubine, serving food to Your Majesty." She chatted in a teasing manner, pretending to be understanding.
"There are palace maids to serve the dishes, why bother her?" Shen Xiaohan looked at her in confusion.
The smile on Rongpin's face froze for a moment, then returned to normal, "I just want to be nice to Your Majesty, I have no other intentions."
"If you really want to be nice to me, stay away from me. I can't eat."
"Puff." Rongpin gave Tang Wan a glare, only to see Tang Wan covering her lips with her eyebrows curved, smiling like a little fox.
Shen Xiaohan was unconsciously infected by her smile: "Why did Wanwan suddenly smile?"
Tang Wan looked at Rongpin's pale face and decided to save her some face. She bit her lower lip and tried hard to hold back her voice. After a while, she said sullenly, "I just remembered something happy for a moment."
Rongpin didn't want her to have an easy time, so she deliberately made things difficult for her: "Sister Guipin, if you have something happy in mind, why don't you share it with us so that we can have some fun too?"
Tang Wan knew that she wouldn't let him off easily, so she smiled and rolled her eyes. "It's nothing special, just a little joke. If you want to hear it, there's no harm in telling it."
"Okay, Wanwan, go ahead and tell me." After he said this, he glanced at Rongpin out of the corner of his eye, not missing the vicious look on her face.
It was intentional.
"Okay, then I'll tell you. If I don't tell you well, Your Majesty, please don't laugh at me."
Shen Xiaohan stretched out his hand and scratched the tip of her nose, saying lovingly, "Okay, I won't laugh at you."
"Ahem, once upon a time there was a little boy who would run back from school crying every day and ask his mother, 'Mom, my classmates all laugh at me, saying I look like a brick. Do I really look like one?'"
"His mother said, 'It's up to you to decide whether it looks like the real thing or not. Why don't you just go to the well and take a look?'"
"The child was very obedient. He listened to his mother's instructions and ran out to a well. He lay down on the edge of the well and looked into it. Suddenly, he heard a voice from below saying, 'There are people down there. Don't throw bricks here.'"
"Hahahahahaha." They both looked in the direction of the sound, only to see Concubine Rong laughing uncontrollably, tears welling up in her eyes.
Seeing the two of them looking over, she pinched her leg, forcibly suppressing her smile, and said reservedly, "It's indeed somewhat interesting, but it's a bit vulgar."
"It's just a joke. This kind of thing, like some people, is not worthy of being presented in a formal setting. Sister Rongpin, what do you think?"
"Sister is right..."
"There's a sequel to this story. Do you want to hear it?"
"Sister Guipin, please speak. I am listening." Rongpin responded with a fake smile.
"Okay, I'll continue." Tang Wan pretended to pause and kept the audience in suspense. When the smile on Rongpin's face gradually froze, she continued.
"When the child heard the noise from the well, he was so frightened that he ran away in a hurry. But when evening came, he couldn't help but go closer to see what kind of monster was in the well."
"Just as he got closer, he heard the voice from the well again, but this time it was a little different. There was a hint of anger in the voice: "You want to throw bricks again? Aren't you afraid of killing yourself?"
"The child was so frightened that his face turned pale and he ran home screaming. His mother saw him and asked, 'Son, why are you crying so hard today?'"
"The child cried and said, 'Mother, I heard the sound of a monster by the well today.'"
"Mother comforted him: Don't be afraid, that's not a monster, it's a water demon in the well, called Rongguai."
"When the child heard this, he became even more frightened and asked quickly: 'Then how can I defeat it? This thing called Rongguai has a terrifying voice.'"
"His mother smiled gently and told him: As long as you go to the well every day and say loudly to the bottom of the well, 'I am a big brick', you will be able to overcome it."
"The child listened to his mother's words and went to the well every day and shouted to the bottom of the well, 'I am a big brick.'"
Even the ridicule of classmates is no longer a concern.
"A year passed in the blink of an eye. The little boy had grown into a big boy. He suddenly found that he had grown taller and stronger, and he was no longer afraid of the monster at the bottom of the well."
"He ran back home excitedly and told his mother: 'Mom, I really turned into a big brick!'"
"Mother smiled, patted his head, and praised him: Son, you did very well. You finally accepted that you are a brick."
"Sister Rongpin, look, the little boy finally defeated Rong and turned into a big brick."
How could she come up with such a disconnected story?
She thought about it carefully. What kind of weird thing was Rong Guaiguai? She was quite knowledgeable, so how could she have never heard of it?
Suddenly, an idea flashed in her mind and the anger in her heart burned fiercely.
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